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1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Name: Simon
Location: Queenstown
Hometown: Chipping Ongar (near Essex)
DOB:15/6/1986
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Performer, Flair Bartender,
Favorite Food(s): Too many, but the Cockadoodle-oink from fergburger sits well high up the list
Favorite Color(s): Orange
Toys: You name it, I'll use it. Staff, diabolo, juggling balls, contact juggling balls
Hobbies other than the obvious: Diving, capoeira
Education: Bah, who needs it.
Favorite Book(s): The Thomas Covenant Chronicles
Favorite Movie(s): LOTR, Madagascar
Favorite TV show(s): Not really into watching TV
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) Perform in Cirque du Soleil, become world famous and then run away to a tropical island to live out my days as Diving Instructor and Fire juggler
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The John Butler Trio, Steriogram, MXPX, Tool, Jack Johnson and more
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) NUTELLA!!!
Feel free to help yourself to the cheesecake and lemon meraunge pies near the door.
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Bender! You didn't touch the Crushinator did you?!
Nah, of course not. A lady that fine you've gotta romance first!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
dry 21sts should NOT be legal.
they're painful and horrible and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was home by 11:30...and it takes an hour to get home.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
that didn't sound like much fun, you should have come to mine, I'm still up from it and it was DEFINITELY not dry.
'Kif, I'm feeling the captains itch'
'I'll get the powder sir'
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha ok I must have a really dirty mind... You're still up and not dry?!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I think you may be right, But that is really funny, I almost fell off my chair from laughing reading that
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
At least I'm not the only one!
But it IS midnight, so I think we can be excused.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
indeed, and we did technically keep it pg, everyone elses imagination can make what they want of that
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
ha ha well I'm going to pretend to be sane, and go to bed
I actually want to be awake enough tomorrow night to stay at spinning for a while!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
I shall see you there than, at least for a little while if not a long while
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
You'd better be there, I made cupcakes!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yummy cupcakes too
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Eeeep, how did I miss the cupcakes, I wasn't told about them before I left for work
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former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Thats cos you miss your donkey
Happy belated burpday. Glad to read it was 'another' sleepless, beer-fueled marathon
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
beer fueled, what, i didn't drink any beer, least not that I remember, lotsa shots and spirits though, had my last drink half an hour before I started work, lol
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand
just to make you happy i thought that i would post in your intro thread
May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Anti clusterbubble missile FIRE!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
righto then.
I just thought I'd drop in for a casual "hello" and return the favours you've been dispensing around the place:
(and just to make it clear - this is launched against you the instant you step in here, rather than than being a present for you to use on the innocent!!
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Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Oh, and sorry I forgot to remove my boots when I came in ...
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ooops! silly me...
oh, well - maybe you can find a friendly thread cleaner to help there?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
He can't have mine!!*holds out a crunchie bar to lure George out of the thread.*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
think I'm gonna clean up them muddy footprints??? after I was the one that put them there?? after all the meanness he's put me through????
Hah! he's got a lot of apologising to do before I clean his thread!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*wanders in. Wonders if he should ask exactly what Simon has put George through to provoke such actions. Decides against it*
Hey dude, You get your donkey yet?
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Hey steaks - it's alright now, the scars are healing!
I'll just say it was a few threads ago and it involved unprovoked and unannounced pouncing, strait jackets, and inciting others to violence with hot metal objects...
* shivers *
He doesn't need a donkey - he IS the donkey!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
I know he is a donkey, I have met and partied with him. That last line however is a reference only he will get
Good to hear your scars are healing though George
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
Alright then, i apologise for helping hold you donw and put you in a straight jacket, but bear in mind, that's all I did, it was the others who branded you, I had left by then (although it did make me laugh when I saw it). *extends hand to shake*
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*wanders in*
I think I ate too much pudding too fast... Think I'm gonna be... Ooops. Sorry about the mess dude.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
oh man, not again. Hmmm, what can I bribe george with to clean this up?
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
peanuts?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
hmmmm, peanuts and chocolate, chocolate peanuts, thanks for the inspiration RD
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Try a Crunchie.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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