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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
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Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
I decided I needed to edit and update this since I've moved far, far away from the boat in london to a strange place where another cat called Widget lives. I'm a bit afraid of him, but shhhhhh don't tell him. If I puff myself up really big and hiss and growl at him enough he might not notice
Name: "Weapon X" or "X" for short (Although Lynne often calls me Ratbag or "you little shhhhhhhhhhit")
Location: On my blanket, on a cushion, under the bed, hiding behind the door from widget, on the bean bag... all in a very strange place that I'm not sure of the name yet.
Hometown: West London
DOB: 15/11
Age: Unknown.
Sex: Male. I have nipples though so I might be female, well thats what Jonny though... Lynne tells me that he is just silly and wrong.
Occupation(s): sleeping, eating and being paniced.
Favorite Food(s): Go-Kat, Tuna (in brine only- the oil is too oily) and milk chocolate digestives.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green and Red (the only colours I can see)
Toys: String, Catnip, things that look like string (IPod headphone cables, wires in general and shoelaces) and balls of wool, small fluffy mice.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Being stroked by Jonny or Lynne, eating Go-Kat, drinking out of the tap, chasing mice, running about the house and scratching things I'm not allowed to early in the morning to wake Lynne when I want feeding, sitting about looking cute, stretching, yawning, scratching myself and licking the empty space where my balls should be.
Education: I am a lethal kiling machine. I once killed 4 mice in 12 hours in a new environment. Then a week later I killed 5 mice overnight after simon and jon pimped me out in exchange for a video camera which they used to shoot the film of them doing those things that look like string going round and round. They put me on the video but I didnt get as much time as I wanted on it.
Favorite Book(s): Unmentionable Cuisine by Calvin W. Schwabe.
Favorite Movie(s): Cat on a hot tin roof, Felix the Cat: The Movie and Garfields Christmas Adventure.
Favorite TV show(s): Cat Tv
Plans for life in general (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Kill more mice, get stroked more, eat lots of Go-Kat. Become top cat in this new house. I am easy to please.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire, Ludvig van Cathoven, Cat Stevens, Catatonia.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Mouse flavour.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) None. If humans invented a mouse flavour spread, I would bite and scratch until someone bought it for me though.
Mieow...
*curls up on his blanket and goes to sleep*
EDITED_BY: WeaponX (1171193874)
I decided I needed to edit and update this since I've moved far, far away from the boat in london to a strange place where another cat called Widget lives. I'm a bit afraid of him, but shhhhhh don't tell him. If I puff myself up really big and hiss and growl at him enough he might not notice
Name: "Weapon X" or "X" for short (Although Lynne often calls me Ratbag or "you little shhhhhhhhhhit")
Location: On my blanket, on a cushion, under the bed, hiding behind the door from widget, on the bean bag... all in a very strange place that I'm not sure of the name yet.
Hometown: West London
DOB: 15/11
Age: Unknown.
Sex: Male. I have nipples though so I might be female, well thats what Jonny though... Lynne tells me that he is just silly and wrong.
Occupation(s): sleeping, eating and being paniced.
Favorite Food(s): Go-Kat, Tuna (in brine only- the oil is too oily) and milk chocolate digestives.
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Green and Red (the only colours I can see)
Toys: String, Catnip, things that look like string (IPod headphone cables, wires in general and shoelaces) and balls of wool, small fluffy mice.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Being stroked by Jonny or Lynne, eating Go-Kat, drinking out of the tap, chasing mice, running about the house and scratching things I'm not allowed to early in the morning to wake Lynne when I want feeding, sitting about looking cute, stretching, yawning, scratching myself and licking the empty space where my balls should be.
Education: I am a lethal kiling machine. I once killed 4 mice in 12 hours in a new environment. Then a week later I killed 5 mice overnight after simon and jon pimped me out in exchange for a video camera which they used to shoot the film of them doing those things that look like string going round and round. They put me on the video but I didnt get as much time as I wanted on it.
Favorite Book(s): Unmentionable Cuisine by Calvin W. Schwabe.
Favorite Movie(s): Cat on a hot tin roof, Felix the Cat: The Movie and Garfields Christmas Adventure.
Favorite TV show(s): Cat Tv
Plans for life in general (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up): Kill more mice, get stroked more, eat lots of Go-Kat. Become top cat in this new house. I am easy to please.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: The Cat Empire, Ludvig van Cathoven, Cat Stevens, Catatonia.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Mouse flavour.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) None. If humans invented a mouse flavour spread, I would bite and scratch until someone bought it for me though.
Mieow...
*curls up on his blanket and goes to sleep*
EDITED_BY: WeaponX (1171193874)
Mieow..
newbie
7 posts
7 posts
Posted:
I chased after a cat once.
I tripped up over my lead and fell over my feet before I could get to it though.
I chased after a cat once.
I tripped up over my lead and fell over my feet before I could get to it though.
Have you got any gravy bones?
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
the lines in my head are all blurry.
can cats really type this well?
stupid internet messing with my grasp on reality
cole. x
the lines in my head are all blurry.
can cats really type this well?
stupid internet messing with my grasp on reality
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Hey Kitty....
Do you pronounce it 'Weapon EX' or 'Weapon TEN' (This is assuming you are named after a certain grumpy Canadian) or would you prefer 'Your Lord and Master'
Hey Kitty....
Do you pronounce it 'Weapon EX' or 'Weapon TEN' (This is assuming you are named after a certain grumpy Canadian) or would you prefer 'Your Lord and Master'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
member
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
Lifes been a bit odd lately. I've moved to a place that doesn't float and someone has moved everything about. There is another cat here that all big and fluffy. He kind of ignores me most of the time, but I think he really wants to eat me, so I hide from him and stuff.... just in case.
I updated my stuff in the first post. I thought I should, just incase any sexy ladieeeeeeez are out there looking for me.
mmmmrrrooooowwwwwwlllllll...
Where did I leave that bit of string?
Lifes been a bit odd lately. I've moved to a place that doesn't float and someone has moved everything about. There is another cat here that all big and fluffy. He kind of ignores me most of the time, but I think he really wants to eat me, so I hide from him and stuff.... just in case.
I updated my stuff in the first post. I thought I should, just incase any sexy ladieeeeeeez are out there looking for me.
mmmmrrrooooowwwwwwlllllll...
Where did I leave that bit of string?
Mieow..
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
It's over by the scratching post.
---> there
It's over by the scratching post.
---> there
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
member
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs
Posted:
Meiow.
Mieeeeeow.
I have killed three birdies in the past 24 hours. I even brought one into the food room and left it on the carpet for Skully and Jon.
They didnt seem happy.
Skully seemed rather rather scared of it, so Jon had to take it outside for her. I wonder if I can use this to get my own way more often. I shall think about this more closely.
I like the springtime.
There's more toys to play with
Meiow.
Mieeeeeow.
I have killed three birdies in the past 24 hours. I even brought one into the food room and left it on the carpet for Skully and Jon.
They didnt seem happy.
Skully seemed rather rather scared of it, so Jon had to take it outside for her. I wonder if I can use this to get my own way more often. I shall think about this more closely.
I like the springtime.
There's more toys to play with
Mieow..
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Awesome
Lick Skully for me...
Awesome
Lick Skully for me...
Getting to the other side 
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Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Posted:
Hello Puss... I bet your new home is abit more prime for catching littlecreatures as you don't hve to worry about chasing them and accidentally falling into a canal
Keep an eye on the big people eh?
Hello Puss... I bet your new home is abit more prime for catching littlecreatures as you don't hve to worry about chasing them and accidentally falling into a canal
Keep an eye on the big people eh?
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
X saw me naked.
X saw me naked.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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