welcome to the wacky world of HoP!! a word of warning: we are all INSANE!! [especially me!!] 
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Sorry- can't help you out that side of the planet.. Could hook you up if you ever find yourself down under though!
Did you check out the 'meet others' thingy at the top of the page? I'm sure there's people hiding aroung near you somewhere! Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

please tell us more about yourself