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hello hop people



due to unforseen rubbish evil landlord stuff...



...i've had to move out of my place in Clapham which i moved into only a week ago...



...and into a very lovely canalboat in Southall (West London Zone 4)



Thing is, i'm gonna need someone to share it with from mid-november ish

The rent is £325 a month (or £75 a week)

and an extra £20-ish a month to cover bills, council tax, etc...



SO:

Does any HoPper fancy living with on a boat with a monkey?

i'd sooo prefer to live with one of you idiots rather than with an "Ordinary Mature Adult"

so i thought i'd ask here before looking for people from the *shudder* "Real World"...



so if you or any friends you have are looking for a place in London then PM me. And feel free to ask questions and stuff in here. i don't even mind if you just wanna talk rubbish, cos it'll keep it bumped



oh yeah, about the boat... It's newly refurbished, i'm the first tenant to rent it. Here's some details:-



IT HAS:



Central Heating

from beautiful big iron radiators, reclaimed from a school i think... Heating bills inclusive in rent



Electricity



Broadband is available

(i reckon i'm gonna get it connected pretty soon)



Awesome Bathroom + Shower

with antique bathtub originally belonging to James Murray (who wrote the Oxford English dictionary) and huuuuge great shower head which makes it feel like you're being rained on. Did you ever have a shower at HellzBellz & Bambams' palace? Then you'll know what i'm talkin about



Kitchen with most mod cons

microwave, gas hob, electric oven, fridge/freezer & washing machine



Moored in a beatiful "Gated Community" in Southall

Secure... postbox for mail... Grassy... Space for play & fire... So pretty you wouldn't believe you're in London... Geese and Swans and that... very nice



erm... did i leave stuff out... oh it has lovely wooden flooring.

i'll see if i can sort out some photos so you can all see the lovliness.

awww go on, you'd love it. It's really really nice.

The only disadvantage is you'll have to live with a monkey



Details again:

Move in mid-november, earlier is negotiable.

Rent is £325 a month (or £75 a week) + bills (£20 ish)

Interested? PM me if you wanna come check it out. I'll make you tea and everything

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