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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Name: Cantus J Fraggle
Sex: Male
Age: less
Location: Cheshire, England
Favourite Toys: Mainly glow doubles. Can be pressed into doing other stuff with the right incentives
Been twirling: since 26th May 2001
Occupation: Weasel
Hobbies: Painting and drawing pretty pictures,
Music: Levellers, Rev Hammer, Pranksterz, Zen Terrorists, Orange Source, Veggie Tales
Movies: Labyrinth, Young Guns, Grosse Point Blank, Muppets From Space, Fairytale - A True Story, Kermit - The Swamp Years, Legally Blonde,
TV Shows: Muppets, Muppets Tonight, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs
Books: Stardust - Neil Gaiman, Nightwatch - Terry Pratchett, Join me - Danny Wallace, Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn, The Eyre Affair - Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book - Jasper Fforde.
Favourite Colour: Blue or purple or purpley blue.
Favourite Colour Combination: Red and Green
Best present ever received: Mr Bugis
2nd bestest present ever received: Fraggle Rock Singalong video
Other bestest presents ever received: Costumes for Bugis
Quotes - "Letter Monkey!!" - Star
"Zoophilia is NOT to be confused with bestiality!!" - Pyrowill
Asena - "I'm Matt and I'm gay"
Hels - "and what's the joke?"
Asena - "That would be me..."
Meh
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
hello
i hear claims that i wrote "funny" stuff in your old intro.
i was entirely unaware of any such event.
i would like to see this so-called "humour" that i have previously produced, as these days i generally recycle old ethically-sourced humour, rather than create new humour, wasting valuable comedic resources.
Thus, i hereby formally request evidence of anything funny i have ever said to you, under section 49.5b of the Access to Mirth Act 1978.
Failure to comply in accordance with this request may result in your wit being removed by a Mirth-Reclamation Enforcement Officer.
hello
i hear claims that i wrote "funny" stuff in your old intro.
i was entirely unaware of any such event.
i would like to see this so-called "humour" that i have previously produced, as these days i generally recycle old ethically-sourced humour, rather than create new humour, wasting valuable comedic resources.
Thus, i hereby formally request evidence of anything funny i have ever said to you, under section 49.5b of the Access to Mirth Act 1978.
Failure to comply in accordance with this request may result in your wit being removed by a Mirth-Reclamation Enforcement Officer.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Hello.
Ihave just spent the last 10 minutes reading Coles link of mazes.
its a-MAZE-d me
anyways.. something
Hello.
Ihave just spent the last 10 minutes reading Coles link of mazes.
its a-MAZE-d me
anyways.. something
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Oops did I spell Mysterio incorrectly?
Oops did I spell Mysterio incorrectly?
Meh
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
random post: I'm slow....and now I remember who you are cantus
Hello and welcome to HoP....*runs before the barrage of confusion*
random post: I'm slow....and now I remember who you are cantus
Hello and welcome to HoP....*runs before the barrage of confusion
* A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can you get barrages of confusion?
Oh no it's started already.
How come you only remembered now? I knew who i was ages ago. Why so long to join in?
Ah i see the barragity of it now....
Can you get barrages of confusion?
Oh no it's started already.
How come you only remembered now? I knew who i was ages ago. Why so long to join in?
Ah i see the barragity of it now....
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
i still stick by this but replace the with a 
Written by: maus
i still stick by this but replace the
with a SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
*hugs Maus*
S'all fixed now
No one will ever know...
*hugs Maus*
S'all fixed now
No one will ever know...
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
yeah....apart from those who read it pre-edit...naughty fraggle!
i don't really mind anyway,i'm very proud of him and the fact that we're together....just sounded a little seedy the way you put it thats all!
yeah....apart from those who read it pre-edit...naughty fraggle!
i don't really mind anyway,i'm very proud of him and the fact that we're together....just sounded a little seedy the way you put it thats all!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Which is why i edited it immediately. But unfortunately Miss Maus got all confusled and forced me to re-edit it
Which is why i edited it immediately. But unfortunately Miss Maus got all confusled and forced me to re-edit it
Meh
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't understand anything in this post. Except the hugs.
I don't understand anything in this post. Except the hugs.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
None of it? But there are pages of it. It can't all be gibberish.
None of it? But there are pages of it. It can't all be gibberish.
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
maus and I were just discussing antelope deployment.
maus and I were just discussing antelope deployment.
Meh
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
right bro. you and all you're young girlies......
altho i'm doing well on older boys atm
right bro. you and all you're young girlies......
altho i'm doing well on older boys atm
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
All which young girlies? What have you heard?
All which young girlies? What have you heard?
Meh
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
just observing.....
just observing.....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm limiting myself to one particular young girly at the moment. And she's not exactly young. Twenty something. Deliciously pretty though
I'm limiting myself to one particular young girly at the moment
. And she's not exactly young. Twenty something. Deliciously pretty though Meh
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Cantus honey ... Twenty something is young ... but then I guess it all depends on what age you are comparing to.
Cantus honey ... Twenty something is young ... but then I guess it all depends on what age you are comparing to.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
wanders in and pokes cantus then runs away
mwahahahahahahahahaha
wanders in and pokes cantus then runs away
mwahahahahahahahahaha
back
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
hello!
So what do you want me to do with that video footage I still have from Clapham. Should I send it to you in the post or can you download it I i give you a yousendit link?
hello!
So what do you want me to do with that video footage I still have from Clapham. Should I send it to you in the post or can you download it I i give you a yousendit link?
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello Guy - long time no see and another for Karen
Gidg, i have noticed that Cantus is non-too-subtley Ageist so you and i are just dinosaurs
Hello Guy - long time no see
and another for Karen Gidg, i have noticed that Cantus is non-too-subtley Ageist so you and i are just dinosaurs
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's not ageism per se. It's actually just cos certain people seem to be mis-centred on certain aspects of their lives and react to teasing.
FRD thinks everyone hates him. So i tend to play on that fact. Elaine and Gidg both think they're old. Despite Elaine only seeming like she's in her 30s and Gidg bouncing round like a manic teenager. So they get teased too.
If i were actually serious then i would pick on Stone, Newgabe and Malcolm (:p) too.
I do tend to prefer younger women. As in younger than me (I know that's a tricky concept for you to follow gidg. You want me to explain it again?) When I said that the target of my affections wasn't that young I was just trying to imply that there's not such a massive age gap, as seems to to be implied by the strange reputation i seem to have gained in recent months (thanks to the stirling work done by rumour-mongers such as Pyrowill, Mint Sauce and Havokist)
I hope all that helps to in some way clear up your wierd doubts....
Plus thanks to Gidg and Wildchild, for stepping all over the thickly veiled compliment that i was aiming at a certain pretty someone. Way to detract from the sentiment guys 
It's not ageism per se. It's actually just cos certain people seem to be mis-centred on certain aspects of their lives and react to teasing.
FRD thinks everyone hates him. So i tend to play on that fact. Elaine and Gidg both think they're old. Despite Elaine only seeming like she's in her 30s and Gidg bouncing round like a manic teenager. So they get teased too.
If i were actually serious then i would pick on Stone, Newgabe and Malcolm (:p) too.
I do tend to prefer younger women. As in younger than me (I know that's a tricky concept for you to follow gidg. You want me to explain it again?) When I said that the target of my affections wasn't that young I was just trying to imply that there's not such a massive age gap, as seems to to be implied by the strange reputation i seem to have gained in recent months (thanks to the stirling work done by rumour-mongers such as Pyrowill, Mint Sauce and Havokist)
I hope all that helps to in some way clear up your wierd doubts....
Plus thanks to Gidg and Wildchild, for stepping all over the thickly veiled compliment that i was aiming at a certain pretty someone
. Way to detract from the sentiment guys Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I know what you meant. She wont read it for a while tho...
I know what you meant. She wont read it for a while tho...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
To the certain pretty someone ... Please direction your attention to what Cantus has said and not our teasing. WildChild and I tend to do things like this to a select few that we like a lot. Hey ... believe it or not we really DO like him.
How's that Cantus?
Written by: Cantus
Plus thanks to Gidg and Wildchild, for stepping all over the thickly veiled compliment that i was aiming at a certain pretty someone
To the certain pretty someone ... Please direction your attention to what Cantus has said and not our teasing. WildChild and I tend to do things like this to a select few that we like a lot. Hey ... believe it or not we really DO like him.
How's that Cantus?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
cantus you mean that you dont really hate the silly staffer AKA FRD?
ah well will just have to work harder 
love ya really henry
cantus you mean that you dont really hate the silly staffer AKA FRD?
ah well
will just have to work harder love ya really henry back
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Linden, people i genuinely dislike on HoP I just ignore. People like Hunchface, Nate, One Wheel Wotist etc.
If I take the time out to victimise someone then i do it out of genuine, if a little misguided, fondness
Linden, people i genuinely dislike on HoP I just ignore. People like Hunchface, Nate, One Wheel Wotist etc.
If I take the time out to victimise someone then i do it out of genuine, if a little misguided, fondness
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
He victimises me a lot....
Should I be worried that Cantus wants to make the beast?
He victimises me a lot....
Should I be worried that Cantus wants to make the beast?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Will you stop it with your 17th Century euphemisms. No one else understands them...
Will you stop it with your 17th Century euphemisms. No one else understands them...
Meh
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I only squirt em out cos I'm only trying to communicate with you... As you were around when they were invented (says the 27 yr old)
I only squirt em out cos I'm only trying to communicate with you... As you were around when they were invented (says the 27 yr old)
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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