AnonymousPLATINUM Member
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yea, we have very sacred rituals before we start spinning. we start out with your average ritualistic animal sacrifice. usually an elephant, but sometimes we can't get one so we use a mealworm instead. then after that, we all slit our wrists and drink our blood until they clot, thats always fun, helps clear your mind. then of course, we do a little warming up, perform a few exorcisms and then a few demon possessions. then we get to the meet of the thing, where we all do our twirling, then at the end we go out and find a virgin sacrifice, and light her on fire. then we dance around her singing "ding dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead"
joshGod blessp.s. i laugh at the face of satan and all his evil little demons. (well, when im not scared to death of them)
yea, we have very sacred rituals before we start spinning. we start out with your average ritualistic animal sacrifice. usually an elephant, but sometimes we can't get one so we use a mealworm instead. then after that, we all slit our wrists and drink our blood until they clot, thats always fun, helps clear your mind. then of course, we do a little warming up, perform a few exorcisms and then a few demon possessions. then we get to the meet of the thing, where we all do our twirling, then at the end we go out and find a virgin sacrifice, and light her on fire. then we dance around her singing "ding dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead"
joshGod blessp.s. i laugh at the face of satan and all his evil little demons. (well, when im not scared to death of them)AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
oops, it appears i hit new topic rather than reply lol. (i am stupid) this was supposed to be a reply to the question about what kind of rituals do ppl perform before doing fire poi.
oops, it appears i hit new topic rather than reply lol. (i am stupid) this was supposed to be a reply to the question about what kind of rituals do ppl perform before doing fire poi.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
somehow its not as funny if you don't read the origional question.so here it is:when you fire guys get together
somehow its not as funny if you don't read the origional question.so here it is:when you fire guys get together
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
hmm, i don't seem to be having very good luck today do i? here, lets try again with ubb code when you fire guys get togetherhopefully that worked, if not i just dont care anymore
hmm, i don't seem to be having very good luck today do i? here, lets try again with ubb code when you fire guys get togetherhopefully that worked, if not i just dont care anymore
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
IT WORKED !!man, i'm a genius.i'd like to thank my mom, she's proud of me b/c of the way i dress.i hope the humor of my first post hasnt worn off by now
IT WORKED !!man, i'm a genius.i'd like to thank my mom, she's proud of me b/c of the way i dress.i hope the humor of my first post hasnt worn off by now
old hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Posted:
Hey redbrother, you make me laugh till my eyes water
Thankyou its a great gift you have! P.S. my boyf says you're a bloody idiot (and he should no he's great at being 1)
Hey redbrother, you make me laugh till my eyes water
Thankyou its a great gift you have! P.S. my boyf says you're a bloody idiot (and he should no he's great at being 1) Are we nearly there yet?
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
why thank you, its so nice to feel appreciated.
why thank you, its so nice to feel appreciated.
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