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Posted:
Name:
Marie
Location:
Classified
Hometown:
Ammanford
DOB:
17/04/84
Age:
21
Sex:
Loads thanx
Occupation(s):
Drinking coffee and cleaning in a caffeen frenzy
Also being a fulltime mammy
Favorite Food(s):
Anything that you can put ketchup or nuttella on..........or both! (not at the same time tho. I ain't that gross
)
Favorite Color(s):
Every color except vomit green/brown
Toys:
Poi but prefer staff
Hobbies other than the obvious:
Making purdy pictures
Education:
5 GCSE's and telly teaches you stuff teachers and your parents are scared to.
Favorite Book(s):
Stephen King, James Herbert and *cringe* The Harry Potter collection
Favorite Movie(s):
I'll watch anything at least once
Favorite TV show(s):
Same as above
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)
Anything as long as it puts money in the bank. (Too late for me to be picky)
Favorite Music Artists/Composers:
Most stuff
Favorie ice cream flavor(s):
Is this a trick question? Ice cream is FANTASTIC whatever flavour
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)
NUTELLA! You can use it to build houses out of tobelerone and jaffa cakes! Wonderful stuff!
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1130862140)
Name:
Marie
Location:
Classified
Hometown:
Ammanford
DOB:
17/04/84
Age:
21
Sex:
Loads thanx
Occupation(s):
Drinking coffee and cleaning in a caffeen frenzy
Also being a fulltime mammy
Favorite Food(s):
Anything that you can put ketchup or nuttella on..........or both! (not at the same time tho. I ain't that gross
)Favorite Color(s):
Every color except vomit green/brown
Toys:
Poi but prefer staff
Hobbies other than the obvious:
Making purdy pictures
Education:
5 GCSE's and telly teaches you stuff teachers and your parents are scared to.
Favorite Book(s):
Stephen King, James Herbert and *cringe* The Harry Potter collection
Favorite Movie(s):
I'll watch anything at least once
Favorite TV show(s):
Same as above
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up)
Anything as long as it puts money in the bank. (Too late for me to be picky)
Favorite Music Artists/Composers:
Most stuff
Favorie ice cream flavor(s):
Is this a trick question? Ice cream is FANTASTIC whatever flavour
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.)
NUTELLA! You can use it to build houses out of tobelerone and jaffa cakes! Wonderful stuff!
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1130862140)
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Posted:
*run's around looking for extra large cotton buds*
They will need a clean after the gayfest
*run's around looking for extra large cotton buds*
They will need a clean after the gayfest
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Are you kidding?? Have you seen some of these intro's?! Theyre filthy!
Are you kidding?? Have you seen some of these intro's?! Theyre filthy!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mmmmmm, giant ears. One wonders what one could do with a giant ear.....
Mmmmmm, giant ears. One wonders what one could do with a giant ear.....
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Posted:
Harbour known criminals...........for a small fee of course!
How many could we fit in 1 ear?
Harbour known criminals...........for a small fee of course!
How many could we fit in 1 ear?
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I dont think thats exactly what he was imagioning there, but we'll go with that
I dont think thats exactly what he was imagioning there, but we'll go with that
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
I know!
*nod's and smiles*
I know!
*nod's and smiles*
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
, ah, but now that you know, what should he be charged for doing what we know he has already been doing??
, ah, but now that you know, what should he be charged for doing what we know he has already been doing?? "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
Ok NOW you've lost me sweety
Ok NOW you've lost me sweety
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
*runs in*
*poo's on lil miss' foot*
*runs out*
*runs in*
*poo's on lil miss' foot*
*runs out*
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Posted:
*Grabs Asena by the scruff, pushes his face in dodoo and smacks ass with rolled up news paper*
BAD, BAD, BAD, NAUGHY BOY!
*Point's to Bambino's thread*
MAS BACHGEN DRWG, MYND CWTCH!
*Grabs Asena by the scruff, pushes his face in dodoo and smacks ass with rolled up news paper*
BAD, BAD, BAD, NAUGHY BOY!
*Point's to Bambino's thread*
MAS BACHGEN DRWG, MYND CWTCH!
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RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
What does MAS BACHGEN DRWG, MYND CWTCH mean?
Does it mean that, I is great and I win a blow up doll? Because if it does I don't want it. I live with a blond I hope you know. But yeah, your right. I is great.
.
What does MAS BACHGEN DRWG, MYND CWTCH mean?
Does it mean that, I is great and I win a blow up doll? Because if it does I don't want it. I live with a blond I hope you know. But yeah, your right. I is great.
. Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
little sh it
little sh it
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Posted:
Nothing rude
Change of subject.......
Anyone else here think my son is NOT well looked after?
If not, please tell me coz I'm having a very bad day
Nothing rude
Change of subject.......
Anyone else here think my son is NOT well looked after?
If not, please tell me coz I'm having a very bad day
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Thats it!!!! I am going to put Dom in the care of the most amazing carer in the world, the person who would love him the most,and treat him the best, and tend to his every need the best! He's with Marie you say? Well then my work here is done!! 
Thats it!!!! I am going to put Dom in the care of the most amazing carer in the world, the person who would love him the most,and treat him the best, and tend to his every need the best! He's with Marie you say? Well then my work here is done!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
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Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
Marie - he has a roof over his head yes?
he has three square meals per day yes?
he's kept warm and dry yes? (wee boys always get grubby)
He's now started talking properly since you moved?
Then -Yes - he is well looked after.
Tell fatty to piss off!
Marie - he has a roof over his head yes?
he has three square meals per day yes?
he's kept warm and dry yes? (wee boys always get grubby
)He's now started talking properly since you moved?
Then -Yes - he is well looked after.
Tell fatty to piss off!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Posted:
Lois sweety, YOU are getting the BIGGEST hug of your life when I see you
AND Tammie is
I love you guys, thanx!
Lois sweety, YOU are getting the BIGGEST hug of your life when I see you
AND Tammie is
I love you guys, thanx!
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Don't even doubt the fact. He is one of the happiest little boys I have ever met. You’re nothing short of a fantastic mum. Don't let that twat get to you.
When are you guys coming to see us again? We miss you.
Don't even doubt the fact. He is one of the happiest little boys I have ever met. You’re nothing short of a fantastic mum. Don't let that twat get to you.
When are you guys coming to see us again? We miss you.
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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Posted:
Very soon babez I hope and thanx for reassuring me of what I already knew guys................... I'm frickin outstanding
(full marks for my amazing mood change I will explain at a later date )
Very soon babez I hope
and thanx for reassuring me of what I already knew guys................... I'm frickin outstanding (full marks for my amazing mood change
I will explain at a later date ) BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
*Agrees with baby me!!
*
hiya sexy lady (LMSP)
*Agrees with baby me!!
*hiya sexy lady (LMSP)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Posted:
Hello cheekey monkey 
Hello cheekey monkey
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
ahhh where is everybody?
ahhh where is everybody? A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ahhhh just brought an x-box 360! Wahooooooooooo!
Ahhhh just brought an x-box 360! Wahooooooooooo!
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
wanna play with my balls sis? blu? ANYONE?
wanna play with my balls sis? blu? ANYONE?
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
join the club dude, get broadband and play my house go xbox live my user name is...ahem mynci lol
DOA4 or PGR3 and you will find me
free phone calls to all live users. go on you know you want to
Written by: crazybambino
Ahhhh just brought an x-box 360! Wahooooooooooo!
join the club dude, get broadband and play my house
go xbox live my user name is...ahem mynci lolDOA4 or PGR3 and you will find me
free phone calls to all live users. go on you know you want to
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Posted:
I have vewy bad cwamps
I have vewy bad cwamps
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RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've already got broadband at home but might wait until I move to Lois house to set it all up. I got DoA4 and waiting to get PGR3 and Perfect dark through the post Then I can kick your arse
I've already got broadband at home but might wait until I move to Lois house to set it all up. I got DoA4 and waiting to get PGR3 and Perfect dark through the post
Then I can kick your arse Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Im never going to see baby Lee again am I? He cancelled on me last night so he could play with his silly little machine...next thing you know, he will want a divorce!!!
Im never going to see baby Lee again am I? He cancelled on me last night so he could play with his silly little machine...next thing you know, he will want a divorce!!!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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RUBBISH!!
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Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
So you got my memo
So you got my memo
Colourful but not very bright.
Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
its a good thing Ive been cheating on you or that would have really hurt..and just before valentines too
*sniff*
its a good thing Ive been cheating on you or that would have really hurt..and just before valentines too*sniff*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer