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Location: South-west,UK
114 posts
Location: South-west,UK
Posted:
(Not that im bitter or anything)
....The queue for my loo isnt too bad
....My house isnt going to leak if it rains
....I can turn off my music at 5am when i want to get some kip
....If i want some falafels i wont need a second mortage to eat them
(Not that im bitter or anything)
....The queue for my loo isnt too bad
....My house isnt going to leak if it rains
....I can turn off my music at 5am when i want to get some kip
....If i want some falafels i wont need a second mortage to eat them
Tomorrows World isnt on anymore...Does that mean its tomorrow now?
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Posted:
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: Lancashire, UK
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Location: Lancashire, UK
Posted:
& still be able to watch it in the comfort of our homes.....
Also not bitter, much
& still be able to watch it in the comfort of our homes.....
Also not bitter, much
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Posted:
Lousy exams.... lousy 56k crappy internet connection
Im not bitter either
Lousy exams.... lousy 56k crappy internet connection
Im not bitter either
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
i had to turn down my ticket for exams, i feel so humble.....no just bitterness
i had to turn down my ticket for exams, i feel so humble.....no just bitterness
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
Posted:
you could of given the ticket to me even if i do have exams as well
you could of given the ticket to me even if i do have exams as well
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Toe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
should have thorght of that
should have thorght of that Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
34 people have already been arrested on 'drugs charges'
So there.
https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4123132.stm
34 people have already been arrested on 'drugs charges'
So there.
https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4123132.stm
Getting to the other side 
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Posted:
It looks like a bloody brilliant one this on... perfect weather for it... *sniffle*
S'not fair
It looks like a bloody brilliant one this on... perfect weather for it...
*sniffle*S'not fair
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Toe Poking Bad Boy
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Location: Lake District UK
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Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
i know
*hugs FRD*
i know
*hugs FRD*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
i wouldn't say perfect weather, mud is all part of the glasto experience, not dust!! Its toooo hot
there is nothing worse than waking up in a tent when its hot, frantically trying to find the zip just so you can get out and breathe!!
i'm bitter and jealous and i wish i was there.
Stupid expensive tickets, never used to need them!!
i wouldn't say perfect weather, mud is all part of the glasto experience, not dust!! Its toooo hot
there is nothing worse than waking up in a tent when its hot, frantically trying to find the zip just so you can get out and breathe!!
i'm bitter and jealous and i wish i was there.
Stupid expensive tickets, never used to need them!!
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
My best freind is there with her boyfreind- but im not.
Bitter? who said i was bitter? im not jelouse!
My best freind is there with her boyfreind- but im not.
Bitter? who said i was bitter? im not jelouse!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
...I have a nice comfy bed to snuggle up in with my pink soft cushtie.
...I don't have to worry about waking up finding my house is been invaded by colonising ants/flys/spiders (although the amount of flies i have in my room is suprisingly large due to open window & my light being on...)
...I have a nice comfy bed to snuggle up in with my pink soft cushtie.
...I don't have to worry about waking up finding my house is been invaded by colonising ants/flys/spiders (although the amount of flies i have in my room is suprisingly large due to open window & my light being on...)
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
adds to pinks invaded by ... drunks
i can stay at home and revise in the quite - what more could you want? *wanders to find another cocktail
aHa another one - i can drink all the cocktails i want without being changed the earth for the privilege - just the cost of the liquer
adds to pinks invaded by ... drunks
i can stay at home and revise in the quite - what more could you want? *wanders to find another cocktail
aHa another one - i can drink all the cocktails i want without being changed the earth for the privilege - just the cost of the liquer
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old hand
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Location: Behind you...
old hand
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Location: Behind you...
Posted:
I... I can...
NO NO NO! I can't do it! I am bitter! Bitter and twisted and full of jealous rage...
I... I can...
NO NO NO! I can't do it! I am bitter! Bitter and twisted and full of jealous rage...
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Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....
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Posted:
Yup... same here
It ain't fair... and why must they have a fallow year? Why? Who cares about bloody cows and grass!?
Yup... same here
It ain't fair... and why must they have a fallow year? Why? Who cares about bloody cows and grass!?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
I care about cows, and it depends what type of grass it is
I care about cows, and it depends what type of grass it is
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Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
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Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
It's chucking it down there, and muddy tents are a bugger to clean.
I have lots of beans, sunflowers and courgettes I need to plant out.
I have two and a half bridesmaids dresses still to make.
I still haven't sorted out a wedding cake.
I need to finish fixing the dent in the car I'm selling to my brother, and clean it and the new car.
It's chucking it down there, and muddy tents are a bugger to clean.
I have lots of beans, sunflowers and courgettes I need to plant out.
I have two and a half bridesmaids dresses still to make.
I still haven't sorted out a wedding cake.
I need to finish fixing the dent in the car I'm selling to my brother, and clean it and the new car.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
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Posted:
.. id rather do all those things than go to glastonbury! ....
.. id rather do all those things than go to glastonbury! ....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
awww katb
youve got wayyyy to much to do
and for the jealous ones 
awww
katb youve got wayyyy to much to do
and
for the jealous ones back
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
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Location: Wolverhampton
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Location: Wolverhampton
Posted:
My feet are dry. My bed hasn't floated away. I can look forward to a long soak in the bath tonight. I can wash my hair in the morning. I have plenty of clean and dry clothes.
And my tent's still dry!
A load of my friends have gone to Glasters, as much as they'll enjoy it I don't envy them the weather today. I'm not bitter, nor am I jealous, as it was my decision not to go this year. I'm saving myself for Beautiful Days in August instead!
sin
My feet are dry. My bed hasn't floated away. I can look forward to a long soak in the bath tonight. I can wash my hair in the morning. I have plenty of clean and dry clothes.
And my tent's still dry!
A load of my friends have gone to Glasters, as much as they'll enjoy it I don't envy them the weather today. I'm not bitter, nor am I jealous, as it was my decision not to go this year. I'm saving myself for Beautiful Days in August instead!
sin
"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Actually, good point goth muppet,
I have a nice clean shower...
Actually, good point goth muppet,
I have a nice clean shower...
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
I'll see you there!
Written by: Gothmuppet
I'm saving myself for Beautiful Days in August instead!
I'll see you there!
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Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton
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Location: Wolverhampton
Posted:
Please pack some nice weather, Boo!
sin
Please pack some nice weather, Boo!
sin
"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
It was thunder and lightning all night from about 2am till about 10 this morning in sleepy somerset.
I woke up super happy that i wan't in a tent!
It was thunder and lightning all night from about 2am till about 10 this morning in sleepy somerset.
I woke up super happy that i wan't in a tent!
Toe Poking Bad Boy
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Location: Lake District UK
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Location: Lake District UK
Posted:
hehe there was no power this morning for the bands
hehe there was no power this morning for the bands
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
No matter what anyone says I still want to be there running around being silly, half naked, listening to bands, sprinkling faery dust on people, dancing like a loon, playing with fire, building mud castles, teasing performance artists, playing dress up, getting a head massage, meeting lots of other new loons, eating strange and wonderful food, drinking Chai at dawn, eating chocolate that has melted and re-set 5 times due to the heat of the day and cold of the night......... I just want to be there
No matter what anyone says I still want to be there running around being silly, half naked, listening to bands, sprinkling faery dust on people, dancing like a loon, playing with fire, building mud castles, teasing performance artists, playing dress up, getting a head massage, meeting lots of other new loons, eating strange and wonderful food, drinking Chai at dawn, eating chocolate that has melted and re-set 5 times due to the heat of the day and cold of the night......... I just want to be there
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South-west,UK
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Location: South-west,UK
Posted:
Awww, skul, we were all doing so well at pretending we were'nt bothered... Now im feeling all gutted again! Well, like some others - im also saving myself for beautiful days..as for now im gonna watch glasters on the telly. Does it annoy anyone else tho that the only bands they show are the ones that they play on radio 1 all the time anyway? None of the alternative (and more interesting) stuff... I'd love to see more of the rest of the festival..green fields, stone circle, circus stuff, crazy people etc
Awww, skul, we were all doing so well at pretending we were'nt bothered... Now im feeling all gutted again! Well, like some others - im also saving myself for beautiful days..as for now im gonna watch glasters on the telly. Does it annoy anyone else tho that the only bands they show are the ones that they play on radio 1 all the time anyway? None of the alternative (and more interesting) stuff... I'd love to see more of the rest of the festival..green fields, stone circle, circus stuff, crazy people etc
Tomorrows World isnt on anymore...Does that mean its tomorrow now?
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Posted:
Unfortunatley, TV feels that it must bow down to the commercilism that glasto has inevitably adopted... shame...
Dont they feature a lot of the world stage on BBC 3?
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1119652862)
Unfortunatley, TV feels that it must bow down to the commercilism that glasto has inevitably adopted... shame...
Dont they feature a lot of the world stage on BBC 3?
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1119652862)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Location: South-west,UK
114 posts
Location: South-west,UK
Posted:
Do they? Cool... But im going to have to plug in the horrible box that goes 'cllccc ccchht clkk ttt tt' and breaks up in a digital 'lawnmower man' style...Sigh...
Do they? Cool... But im going to have to plug in the horrible box that goes 'cllccc ccchht clkk ttt tt' and breaks up in a digital 'lawnmower man' style...Sigh...
Tomorrows World isnt on anymore...Does that mean its tomorrow now?
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Posted:
Im glad im not going to glastobury because.......the water is waist high in some places and poples stuff is floating away. Yess!!!*evil laugh*
Im glad im not going to glastobury because.......the water is waist high in some places and poples stuff is floating away. Yess!!!*evil laugh*
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