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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
Well hello there,

My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!

anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all ubbrollsmile
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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
dave - ive just actually realised what a waste of a cookie that is.... wouldnt a hobnob work better devil

pige could be fooled umm these are chavs tongue theres no could about it tongue

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
Boo to chavs ubbangel

Why is a chav like a slinky?

They both serve no real purpose but look great falling down the stairs ubblol

Linden that jokes website you gave me rules ubblol
linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
hee hee - does indeed rock smile

though i think the chav ones are the only really PG(ish) ones

the jew ones are horrible eek

bounce

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
I was getting into the paedophillic ones... hilariously sick...
linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
those are fun

i wonder if the prawn jokes still in there - it should be i put it there devil

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees

Posted:
*shudders* if the prawn joke is the one i'm thinking off it's wayyyyyyyyyyy too sick to post ubblol
jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
right boys, ok I've been away for one night and already you're lowering the tone of my thread. There will no more of that talk in here please. Thankyou.
Sam, if you buy the wool, of course i will knit you the hat. smile
ravehead, thanks for the cookie monster, i've had that pic on my myspace page for months!! haha!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
yay hat for me biggrin

im seeing rocky horror show tomorrow biggrin bounce

whadda ya mean lowering de tone huh?! im hi clas i am, me tongue all lotsa etiket and wittisisms tongue

hug ill be good - i promise ubbangel

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
hehe, good boy!
I've never seen Rocky Horror Show, I'd like to though smile
My dad's worked out the way to cambridge and I have to sort my stuff out and then hurray! we're off on wednesday! bounce
I really hope all my stuff will fit in the car, and better yet, in my new room rolleyes
love you guys and dolls hug kiss ubblove

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mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
kiss
TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

Posted:
jo u make wooly hats???? i want one! lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
oh god! not another one!! come to play and buy one off me! haha ( i havent even started making any yet) help

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

Posted:
biggrin I can crotchet and i could make my own, but i dont have the time (or the patience) lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Posted:
Thankyou for my hamster....i think i shall name him Shrapnel.....cos he looks well 'ard spinnin that flag!
jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
awwww ubblove hug thanks pige! love you too missy hug

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linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
who wouldnt love jo? umm hug

morning missy smile how are you? hug

rocky horror show today biggrin yay - after an exam frown boooo

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baby_LeeSILVER Member
RUBBISH!!
1,443 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Posted:

Awww me and Lois saw that last month! It's amazing you won't be disappointed...if it’s the same one. Are you dressing up?

Hey Joe I hope everything is more the good with you! kiss

Colourful but not very bright.

Blu_valley: oh, and thats the only place where you get the ability to multiple-orgasm Baby Lee...the only place in the universe.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

Posted:
I agree with Sam, yr lovely Miss JoJo smile - phwoar! biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...

Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


I've never seen Rocky Horror Show, I'd like to though smile




Aimée made me dance to the Timewarpd on saturday night.

I hated every damn minute of it.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom

Posted:
I've never seen it either!! eek

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
ubblol hey tink baby, what you doing next week? hubba hubba? perhaps we should put our PVC hotpants on and go and watch the rocky horror show? kiss
Funnily enough Henry, we were singing the Time Warp at Gayle's this weekend. maybe we had some psychic song connection going on? hug

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

Posted:
rocky horror picture show is excellent and so is dancing the time warp

and yes i dressed up - in the corset and all eek and i meet richard o'brian biggrin i was in the presence of a god.... biggrin

was great fun - i love the live show soooooo much biggrin bounce

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
wow, well done Sam, sounds like you had a really good time hun hug

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales

Posted:
smile

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AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


oh god! not another one!! come to play and buy one off me! haha ( i havent even started making any yet) help



*cracks whip*

Get to it LAYDEE!! tongue
jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
hey guys,
last night I was a real idiot and cried myself to sleep frown I didnt get to sleep til about 4am.
Luckily jonny ucof's turned into the moon so he was about to chat to and give me moony cuddles.
the thing is, I'm moving out soon, and yesterday i packed all my stuff up and I hate change. Although I dont want to live with my parents forever (even though they're lovely and all), I'm terrified of change.
I'm sure moving will be great fun and I'll be really happy, but for some reason the thought scares me. My home is my little safety net, and I feel nice and secure here.
Anyway, I just wanted a little rant. hug

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Posted:
hug awww jo hug

Change happens all da time its just this one is a big change. Your moving in with Mr sym so he can help you thru the big steps and soon you will learn that the place your moving into is your new home and your new safety net... infact you'll have 2! Your old house and your new house smile And thats the best bit of all... sooo *poke* Smile laydee biggrin biggrin biggrin hug
jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
hug thanks Matt. I know all this stuff but for some reason my brain is sabotaging me. right not i just typed "brian" instead of "brain". Guh!! see what i mean? what a mean brain! hug

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia

Posted:
Aww hun I'm sorry to hear you're feeling so down. It's a massive step, something that I'll no doubt get emotional about when the time comes for me to move out! But like I said over MSN, I'm sure you'll be okay once you settle in, it might take a while that's all, then after that, you'll have the best time ever and you might wonder why you didn't do it earlier! *big cuddles*

Keep smiling beautiful lady! hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom

Posted:
thanks Stephy kiss
****NEWS****
My amazing brother Ben is so great! He's been chatting to me and calmed me down a bit. It's been decided that I keep half my stuff at home, and only take the essentials - guitar, drums, clothes ubbidea
and i can take my bike up on the train later on, after firegathering.
Which means my stuff should fit inside Frank, our fiat punto, which Ben is insured to drive so my dad doesnt have to take me! biggrin
Which means we can make a day of it and have loads of fun, and when we get to Cambs we can have a big smoke and it'll be ace. bounce bounce2 sunny wow ubblove biggrin hug ubbrollsmile
I ubblove my bro so much!!! biggrin

and of course i ubblove all of you too for being so great and supportive!! kiss

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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