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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Well hello there,
My name is Jo, I like to flow, sometimes I go quite slow, I live a life of joy, just me and my 2 poi, spinning circles in the air, and taking care not to burn my long hair!
anyway, yeah, I'm 24, a lay-dee and live in the UK Hello all
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
that sucks
we love youuuuuuuuuu
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Pheasant?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
pheasant plucker?
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1 + 1 = 3
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Location: Bristol UK
Did someone say Pheasant?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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Location: in the trees
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pheasant plucker?
i know a pheasant plucker, he was a pheasant pluckers son..........etc
that sucks big time jo and was well worth a rant
i like the way you step up a gear i hope you enjoy life in cambridge and it's not too far away from me if you and sym ever fancy coming to a party plus molly dog will love all the woods 
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
awww
unfortunately the house where sym lives at the mo is strictly no pets, so she'll have to crash with my folks for a while. I'd love us to get a place where molly'd be welcome, life just isnt the same without a mollydog!!thanks for all your kind words, hugs and pheasants
much appreciated 
My dad just got home from a golfing holiday in Portugal, and he's all tanned, unfortunately he's ill with a dodgy belly and the squits. Poor Big Guy.
He did buy 2 mini djembe's though and said he and his gang of old boys were playing and singing and people were taking photos and giving them money!!
Even better, he said I can keep the 2 little djembe's!! hurray!
It's nice having my dad back, my mum's being uber weird and it's nice to share a total look of confusion with my dad!!
She said to me just now "jo, it's going to rain tonight." I said "ok". she said "No, Jo, on the news, overnight tonight, there's going to be rain". I said "ok mum".
She persisted, "yeah, it's going to rain tonight so everything'll be wet".
I said "well i better postpone that midnight picnic i had planned then"?!!!
She looked confused and walked off!! I'm getting more and more concerned, I tell you!
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
My dad said it's going to rain too. And he mentioned the news....
I said the tortoise will need a snorkle tomorrow in the garden and he looked confused.
Maybe it's a parent thing.
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
awww jo
parents are 'posed to confuse each other and their offspring hope all is well and will see you soon back
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They F*ck you up, your mum and dad...
*snhuggle huggle* The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
tis true
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yeah parents are funny creatures. Dunno what i'd do without you guys, Sym and mollydog!
hehe, before my mum went to bed, she said "it's raining now Jo!"
what is that woman talking about?!!
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Its raining here as well.
I can hear it from my window. I don't like the noise. It reminds me that I need the loo...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Henry, go and have a wee, then come back here
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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i love the sound of rain. its so peaceful
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
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I bet they weren't saying that in New Orleans..
*yoinks 400th post*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
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hitlerwas a vegetrian coz meat gave him gas. true fact.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
i like the sound of rain - i also like walking in summer rain when its all hot and thundery
even better if its steaming off the tarmac back
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Hot and thundery rain is the best.
Florida and South Africa were great for that kind of weather
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
hitler also liked dogs too.
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He was also a crap artist.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
yeah, I heard he killed a LOT of people too.
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D'ya reckon its cos he was pissed at being a crap artist.
I get pretty frustrated at being crap at things....
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
maybe, I'm looking at wikipedia, and i share alot of hitler's views (not about killing people though).
For exaple:
Hitler was an avid non-smoker and promoted aggressive anti-smoking campaigns throughout Germany. He reportedly promised a gold watch to any of his close associates who quit (and gave a few away).:D
he was a veggie.:D
Hitler did not like women to wear cosmetics, since they contained animal by-products:D
At dinner he was known to complain about the quality of popular music in Germany, then hum a hit song with his own improvements.:D
maybe if we'd stopped him killing millions of people sooner, he wouldnt have had such a bad press.
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Will you grow youself a toothbrush moustache?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I wish!!! as a lady-beard, I find it really hard to grow facial hair, apart from one persistent whisker from my right cheek. its white.
If i could, you know i would. xx
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
10,530 posts
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Shall we get someone else to grow one for you?
You could cut Sym's in his sleep...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I already cut Sym's in his sleep, I use it for tobacco when I've run out.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
is it as good?
hitler was very eco friendly - he was like some wierd cross bread of hippy and attlia the hun....
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rofl
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