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Login/Join to ParticipateFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Greetings to all HOPers, some of you may have used to know me as The Appoving Ninja but I've been gone a long time and have been hiding in secret moutains doing really really ugly things to a stick and have gained new powers (dramatic Lighting effect)
with the advent of broad band in my new flat I have returned to the internet in a new form (insert evil laugh number 8a here)
for people who don't know me and I'm sure there's loads I will re-introduce myself
location: now Edinburgh used to be a londonite until city got big and scary
Occupation: Street Performer and Tour Guide and General Slacker
Hobbies: Staff, juggling, contact juggling, and I picked up a set of poi once but got a rash and put them back down
I'm a geek and proud of it and I watch far too many post modern cartoons
see you guys around
Greetings to all HOPers, some of you may have used to know me as The Appoving Ninja but I've been gone a long time and have been hiding in secret moutains doing really really ugly things to a stick and have gained new powers (dramatic Lighting effect)
with the advent of broad band in my new flat I have returned to the internet in a new form (insert evil laugh number 8a here)
for people who don't know me and I'm sure there's loads I will re-introduce myself
location: now Edinburgh used to be a londonite until city got big and scary
Occupation: Street Performer and Tour Guide and General Slacker
Hobbies: Staff, juggling, contact juggling, and I picked up a set of poi once but got a rash and put them back down
I'm a geek and proud of it and I watch far too many post modern cartoons
see you guys around
Viva UGLY STAFF
SILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
Posted:
back
nice to meet you
*rolls off down hill into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of balloon animals*
backnice to meet you
*rolls off down hill into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of balloon animals*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
y0! congratulations, because i anti-hate you!!
y0! congratulations, because i anti-hate you!!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
if you anti hate someone do you have to love them in the oposite direction?
if you anti hate someone do you have to love them in the oposite direction?
Viva UGLY STAFF
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
woopwhoop
ello mr
if you're all hip, won't you be needing to put down that straight stick and have a wiggle with a hoop?
woopwhoop
ello mr
if you're all hip, won't you be needing to put down that straight stick and have a wiggle with a hoop?
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi hi hi
Hi hi hi
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Clubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Posted:
are the yank steve who went to te poooooooka?
are the yank steve who went to te poooooooka?
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
hey hey my steve!
does this mean now you wil be downloading the vid of mine with you in it?
was good to see you at the weekend!
hey hey my steve!
does this mean now you wil be downloading the vid of mine with you in it?
was good to see you at the weekend!
Step (el-nombrie)
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
innit.
cole. x
innit.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
werd
werd
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Hullo you!
Hullo you!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hi Hips! Love the avatar! 
Ugly things to a stick? lol!
Hi Hips!
Love the avatar! Ugly things to a stick? lol! GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
greetings earthling
greetings earthling
Love is the law.
SILVER Member
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Member
35 posts
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ooh, can you teach me to be a ninja too please?
Ooh, can you teach me to be a ninja too please?
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Hello all it's good to know i'm still loved, sniff sniff, yes will it's da yank who moved up north where it's bloody freezing bud very full of fun things to do even if it means that I never get to see my woman, mutter mutter swear,
and unfortuantley I can no longer teach the skills of ninja dom for the firey rage that propelled my powers has now burnt itself out, robert heart's spinning style is not to my personal liking and that is all I will say on the manner, so I emerge zen like from a raging ball of ninja based rage into a much smoother sexier hip based form and yes molly I will be hooping
did your man leave a fire hoop?
Hello all it's good to know i'm still loved, sniff sniff, yes will it's da yank who moved up north where it's bloody freezing bud very full of fun things to do even if it means that I never get to see my woman, mutter mutter swear,
and unfortuantley I can no longer teach the skills of ninja dom for the firey rage that propelled my powers has now burnt itself out, robert heart's spinning style is not to my personal liking and that is all I will say on the manner, so I emerge zen like from a raging ball of ninja based rage into a much smoother sexier hip based form and yes molly I will be hooping
did your man leave a fire hoop?
Viva UGLY STAFF
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello!! welcome back!! I'm sure I met you in Oddballs in Camden last September (well, pink said it was you!!)
Hello!! welcome back!! I'm sure I met you in Oddballs in Camden last September (well, pink said it was you!!)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hello
Oh welcome back!!
I didn;t know you had escaped the clutches of London! (see what little i know)
Hello
Oh welcome back!!
I didn;t know you had escaped the clutches of London! (see what little i know)
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
Hello there!
rash from Poi??!! Never!
welcome to Hop!
Hello there!
rash from Poi??!! Never!
welcome to Hop!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
mr hippage,
my very own American made me my very own Firey Hoop of Joy
it is called Paul
mr hippage,
my very own American made me my very own Firey Hoop of Joy
it is called Paul
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Oh oh oh 0ohoohohoho wanna play wanna play
does it acutally look as sexy as he says or is he just full viscos lies
Oh oh oh 0ohoohohoho wanna play wanna play
does it acutally look as sexy as he says or is he just full viscos lies
Viva UGLY STAFF
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Yay. I much prefer you with a name that has to do with wiggling rather than Robert Heart.
Hugs to you my fellow Scots-lovin' colonist.
Looking forward to chillin' with you over the summer.
What genre of geek are you btw? I tend to geek in a die rolling direction but not many others.
Yay. I much prefer you with a name that has to do with wiggling rather than Robert Heart.
Hugs to you my fellow Scots-lovin' colonist.
Looking forward to chillin' with you over the summer.
What genre of geek are you btw? I tend to geek in a die rolling direction but not many others.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
I am a former roller of the die but am much reformered, mostly computers and knowing way to much about science than is strictly good for my sanity oh yeah and I wrote my thesis on cartoons so I can geek out about them for literally days
I am a former roller of the die but am much reformered, mostly computers and knowing way to much about science than is strictly good for my sanity oh yeah and I wrote my thesis on cartoons so I can geek out about them for literally days
Viva UGLY STAFF
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
is he sexy?
oh yesyesyes
and the hoop is pretty fine too
you wanna play eh mr?
you coming to picnici tomorrow mr?
wigglewigglesandwichteawiggle? mr? eheh?
is he sexy?
oh yesyesyes
and the hoop is pretty fine too
you wanna play eh mr?
you coming to picnici tomorrow mr?
wigglewigglesandwichteawiggle? mr? eheh?
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Oh sure, you can call the Ninja 'Sexy' but when I'm nice to girls you...
are always pleasant and supportive.
Oh sure, you can call the Ninja 'Sexy' but when I'm nice to girls you...
are always pleasant and supportive.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
sexy ninjas?
I don't think that's what I was implying
go read it again
sexy ninjas?
I don't think that's what I was implying
go read it again
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Were you implying that the real Paul was sexy? Cuz that's VERY true.
Written by: Molly
and the hoop is pretty fine too
Were you implying that the real Paul was sexy? Cuz that's VERY true.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
BRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Posted:
Woot woot
Hey there HIPS or summat.
Whats wrong with approving I ask ye? U wuz allways quite good at that.
Nice to read you once more, I hope E dine berg is being fun for you and that your staff grows ever more ugly
Woot woot
Hey there HIPS or summat.
Whats wrong with approving I ask ye? U wuz allways quite good at that.
Nice to read you once more, I hope E dine berg is being fun for you and that your staff grows ever more ugly
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
what's up ya big slacker
edinburger is much fine there is lots of projects and wank to work on and got a sweet job giving tour guides in the (insert errie voice) haunted underground vaults
it's great i get to scare the bejezzus out of people multiple times a day and get paid, there is something really gratifying about seeing an entire room full of people jump back in terror
what's up ya big slacker
edinburger is much fine there is lots of projects and wank to work on and got a sweet job giving tour guides in the (insert errie voice) haunted underground vaults
it's great i get to scare the bejezzus out of people multiple times a day and get paid, there is something really gratifying about seeing an entire room full of people jump back in terror
Viva UGLY STAFF
BRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Ooooooh hello you! I completely missed you making an intro thread!
Ooooooh hello you! I completely missed you making an intro thread!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
word up steve.
massive hugs and yip-yips for for your birthday
sorry i couldn't get up north to see ya but i trust you had a fookin great time?
are you going to the ejc?
i'm going to the ejc.
and i'm not just saying it this time - i'm actually going to go!
soon
cole. x
word up steve.
massive hugs and yip-yips for for your birthday
sorry i couldn't get up north to see ya but i trust you had a fookin great time?
are you going to the ejc?
i'm going to the ejc.
and i'm not just saying it this time - i'm actually going to go!
soon
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,895 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
randomly...
marital guidance by a ninja..
enjoy!
randomly...
marital guidance by a ninja..
enjoy!
Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi