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Login/Join to ParticipateQuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ive decided to become a postwhore in order to be able to change my 'newbie' title. help!!!! any suggestions on what i can do?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
just come up with random things at post them in randm intro thread
*rolls off down a hill into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of balloon animals*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
so munky, you have not changed your user status yourself? its something that has been changing evolutionarily?
wow.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Inventor
117 posts
Location: Australia
*Eats potato chips*
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
So Clarence, I think you get the idea!!!
You could also complete the rest of the Billion Green Bottles thread on your own, that would probably do it
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Written by: shen shui
so munky, you have not changed your user status yourself? its something that has been changing evolutionarily?
wow.
yeah, I feel like I've been promoted. Apparently malcolm's got little gnomes lurking around to note users' progress. Some sort of demented poi Santa.
mmmm... chocolate biscuit...here's a milk
to you, shen! You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
rolls over and goes baq 2 sleep!
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
member
155 posts
Location: moston, manchester, England (UK)
are they actuall gnomes or just men in silly hats holding plastic fishing rods?
this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
ooooo...
is tht a promise?
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
im still trying really hard, made many random posts, but alsa, no luck. maybe my bad typing and non- understandable grammer has something to do with it....?
and will soemone please answer me this:
what is a banana phone?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-BANNANA PHONE
Who knows? Why can it fly over badgers?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
wooooooooooo!!!!!!! i made it to 30 someone give me a medal... now on to the 100.
and you'd better give me a medal or I'LL start spanking!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*awards medal*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
I've been hiding and lurking for a while he he, to be a true post whore just hang around in the word association game!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
247 posts
Location: Adelaide
Boop
Reality is mass beleif...
Feed me and I will grow, give me drink and I will die...
I'll lap at your heels, if you give me the chance. Though I won't fetch or stay, I surely will dance...
Enjoy, be happy, and don't forget to breathe...
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Huzzah for medals! im so privilidged, people actually like my thread! or are you all just postwhores yourselves? remember, there are steps you can take... "hi, my name's claire, and i'm a post whore"
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
Really? how many steps are there? And are we going to get medals or upgrades in our titles for accomplishing them? Isn't it like holding an AA meeting in a bar to attempt to reform the post addicts in a forum?
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Its no use denying it pigeon... we're all frineds here, and we're here to help...
Hi, my names henry... Ive been postwhotring here for about a year now... at first, it was just a bit of fun, you know? smething to kill the time, but as more and more work piled on, HoP just became more attractive... now my fingers have a lifer of my own *sobs*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*blows nose*
We should thank claire for sharing that with us...
whos next?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
*sobbing too hard to actually say anything, but still wants to post* good lord, I can't stop.......
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
enthusiast, but not enthusiastic
367 posts
Location: Los Angeles, California, USA
thank you, pigeon, thank you. *schnuffle* I'm gonna lick this thing. Get this monkey off my back....ooh, maybe I should go drop in the HoP Monkey Treehouse.... *slumps* unhg, it's useless.
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
:shrugs: i gave in to my fate ages ago
just go with it... The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
post whatnow? Not a term i'm familiar with. Can somebody run me through the basic premise?
Actually (funnily enough) I know lots of stuff that you can do to boost your post count - without resorting to Flid's write-a-bot-program nonsense - but most of them will p off the moderators and you really, really don't want them getting grumpy with you...
One good game you can try though is to try and get your name on all the most recent posts on the [Old link] page. Endless hours of mindless fun can be derived from that. And there's always some swine that comes along with a genuine, valid opinion to write somewhere and mess it up for you.....
Meh
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
i just ate a big red candle
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
he' got the general idea The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
stiff cabbage is not nice
Quid Pro Quo
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hello, my name's claire and im a post whore. well, actually im not, im just trying to be. its gotten me into trouble several times now, as i ignore my essay (which is due tommorow, is worth 60% of my final mark, and i havent done half yer) and get accused of stealing names...." *sniff*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
I'm not a post whore yet.
I'm just too nice for that sort of thing.
I occasionally flirt with the idea, inncocently, in a coquettish fashion... but I never actually 'go there' with the full on postal whore thing
Who knows though, maybe one day I'll go all the way
just maybe
but then again
ooh..
etc.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*taps microphone*
Hello? Is this thing on?
Meh
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
cantus is a REAL postwhore, look at that count! very impresssive!
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
i feel inadequate looking at cantus's post count
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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