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Posted: 30th May 2005
anything under the sun, excluding john howard.

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"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 30th May 2005
peetle, do you want my cowshake pic as an avatar?

Currently on the right side up of the world.

Posted: 30th May 2005
that'd be soOo cool flynt

road trip *yay*

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 30th May 2005
road trip!!!!

Posted: 30th May 2005
Try a picture of somebody's inner ear?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted: 30th May 2005
ooo have the pic of my eye! its a litlte blury..ish though

woo going to the country tomorrow yaaaaay ill call you when im back petey i havent been to bunnings yet we can go over when you come round thugho coz its not far from me and then you can say that whatever i think is right is wrong coz it most likely will be (did that make sense then)
anywho yay for no work and nice countriness!

and luck on the rest of your exams

oh and ya know wats weird on the intro page it says theres 5 pages in your intro but in the intro it says theres 6 hehe ..weiird

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Posted: 30th May 2005
petey: check out these pages for cool art, you might find something you like here:



chet zar

happy pencil is cam de'leon. he did a lot of art for Tool. go to "dark"

camille rose garcia. very awesome. i have one of her pics on my wall.

joe sorren is probably my favorite artist right now.

conclave obscurum very cool site of a russian designer.



hmm i could think of more if you wanted but thatll do for now.



and as for adelaide... count me in. probably..
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We walk light
Down the wires
Higher than weather baloons
Empty hearts on fire...

Posted: 31st May 2005
yay *does dance*

still cant decide on my avatar, maybe go with a clown once ive finished my painting (am painting clowns)

gtg, am getting lunch.

cheers, pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 1st Jun 2005
i have an avatar!!! sowwie ms flynt, i love your pic anyways.

*yay*

to all cant wait for fwirlage this sunday, it feels longer than two weeks.

cheers, pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 2nd Jun 2005
petey im gonna have to cancel our plans coz work say they need me on sunday...grrr i told them to try find someone else to shar sundays with me there being stupid and everyone just doesnt like working weekends...nobody liiikes working weekends damn them...but yeh im coming home saturday and wont get into spencer st until hmm 730 or something..i dont know how im gonna spend over 6 hrs alone on a train gah i only have about 2 hrs of music aswell and only one side of my headphony thigns works hehehe bah anyway my cousin wants me to prove to her the difference between normal chicken eating eggs and fertalised chicken eggs hahaha shes so funny she thought they were just eggs and they could just be either! anyway this is enough rambling for one day
byebye ill see you sunday night

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Posted: 6th Jun 2005

Written by: sparkey!

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Try a picture of somebody's inner ear?

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Wow, so that was a really random writing to see as a first post. How i love things out of context. Heh.

Petey, your spinning last night looked so amazing, as always. I'd really love it if you would show me a few things next sunday, provided i dont work a million hours.

I Am NOt a ToASTeR!

Posted: 6th Jun 2005
thankyou

would love to teach you anything i know and ill be there too, so that will help.

i have so many burns. most of them rope burns from all of the new rope darty moves brondon and i were working on, also got a chain burn on my arm, not bad though.

talk soon

cheers, pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 10th Jun 2005


Balloon session soon!!!!

*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE"

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
Pete, my polar bear shrivelled up!!!!
He's still here but hes very small and wrinkly

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
maybe you left him in the bath too long?!?!

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Posted: 10th Jun 2005
yay balloons!!!

ill try and go to juggleart or the magic shop next time im near there and have some money



cheers, pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
hmmm.... what a nice place... I dont want to stay long, as id probaly do something to muck the place up

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
stay a while relax

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 10th Jun 2005

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have some bean bags

*curls up on the bean bag and relaxes*

nice chill out before my english exam

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
oo exams suck, finished mine last week *yay*

good luck

thanks for bean bagness

cheers, pete

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 10th Jun 2005


Just a few more an im finished its all over on hte 24th cannae wait

where yours major exams or where they just internal ones?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 10th Jun 2005
internal, no major ones til next year

hope you do well

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Posted: 11th Jun 2005
.:pulls up a beanbag:.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

Posted: 11th Jun 2005
*curls up in a bean bag with a good book*

Quid Pro Quo
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Posted: 11th Jun 2005
.:also pulls up a beanbag:.

If I may

Posted: 11th Jun 2005
*flumps on a bean bag also*

whew.. what an easy exam..... I reckon I owned it

How is everyone?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Posted: 11th Jun 2005
Just finished the last of my semester yesterday myself, so pretty good. Looks like everyone here's happy to be chilling

Owned it you say? Well done, sir!

Posted: 11th Jun 2005
Fun things to do in a final that does not matter
(i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

If it is a maths/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

Make paper aeroplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

Bring cheerleaders.

On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

Bring pets.

Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For maths/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go have a drink).

Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

Bring a water pistol with you. Enough said.

Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

Try to get people in the room to do a Mexican wave.

Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

Get deliveries of sweets, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

(yay a thread about exams)

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

Posted: 12th Jun 2005
that's great gnor! my boyfriend knew he was going to fail one of his year 12 exams, and that only the other subjects would go towards his score, so he did a spot the difference puzzle for the markers to keep themself entertained with while marking that's my boy!

i was talking to a girl the other day who said that she wrote an entire exam backwards (like looking in a mirror), cos it said that it must be written in english. at least it was english backwards.

Posted: 12th Jun 2005
I have a friend who knew he was going to fail his french exam. He had fun that day.

Step one of his plan: bring a screwdriver to the test.

step two: eat the test paper.

step three: disassemble the desk.

He got in deep $h!t for it of course, but it was worth it.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"