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pift igneato inflamare conspiriacikor plink manito?
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Location: San Diego California
Uhh 42?
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: Ft worth Texas
Nyuhuygen froiynlayvin.I'll have these baby's on the market before he ever gets past the pickle matrix.
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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Location: San Diego California
Dont get me started, I know some pretty raunchy baby jokes. Though if you wanna hear em PM me!!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Hey Ray, how do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Location: San Diego California
Run em through a blender and suck em out with a straw and spit em into the bucket?
I dunno you tell me!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Whats worse than spinning a baby round your head at 100kph?
Stopping it with a baseball bat....
I am really sorry, that just slipped out
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
That's actually really close. The blender part is right, but you get them out with Doritos.
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Next question, how do you make the guacamole?
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust
Whats the differnce between a truck load of babies and a truck load of sand???
It's all good
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
whats worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust
what? ten alive ones
the answer to mine is you cant unload the sand with a pitch fork!!!
It's all good
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
No way, it's one dead baby in 10 trash cans.
Jesus helps me trick people.
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Why do babies have soft spots on their heads?
Jesus helps me trick people.
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust
*laughing* oh god i'm sick, that was classic!!! SickpuPpy, you do live up to your name!
It's all good
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
So you can pick them up five at a time
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Location: California
Why do docters have warm water around when a baby is born?
So if it's born dead, they can make soup.
Yeah!...lets hear it for offensive jokes!
[ 24 August 2002, 14:19: Message edited by: fieryfiend ]
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
So, a woman just gives birth and she is sitting in the maternity ward waiting for the nurse to bring her baby back after the doctor gives it all it's required shots and tests and what not. After waiting an execessive amount of time she finally sees the nurse bringing in her child.
As the nurse enters the room she trips and the baby goes flying like 10 feet and lands right on it's head. The nurse runs over to pick it up and kicks it before she can get her hands on it. The nurse dives after it, as the mother stares on in horrified hystarics, grabbing it by one foot. As she gets up holding the dangling baby she turns to face the mother and slams the baby's head against one of the metal bed frames.
By this time the mother is screaming bloody murder "What are you doing to my baby, you horrible fucking bitch??!!!!!"
The nurse walks up to present the child and says "Ha ha, April fools. Your baby was still born."
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Location: Brigadoon
by the sound of it you lot need to watch 'freddy got fingered'. to call it a film implies it has a reasonable amount of plot. whereas in reality it semms to be nothing more than a vehicle for tom greene to do stupid, disgusting and offensive scenes.
the scene where he delivers a baby would be quite appropriate for this thread methinks
wherever you go, there you are.
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
sickpuppy you are ..well a sick puppy,I like it. I have some good jokes but they are from my grandpa and are racially offensive so I will leave them be.
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
30 posts
Location: South Australia, Australia
I believe you are all giving fire twirlers a bad name aside from the fact you all must not have children because you would be horrible parents.
Just my 10 cents.
I believe in freedom, love, truth, and beauty.
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
come on now it's all in fun,no need to get pissy.
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Hey Pheonix,
Sorry if we offended you.
I must admit, within my group of friends we have always made off-colour jokes like this. No, I don't have a baby. However my best friend has a 6 month old bundle of happiness and pooey nappies, who I adore. Maybe it is just because we have been friends since high school, but we still make these jokes. I love that she knows I would do nothing to harm her child, but still appreciates an evil joke.
Once again, my sincere apologies for offending you.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
don't appologise. there are too many people in this world who insist on being overly sensitive.
"Oh my god! how can you say such evil things about babies?!"
Fuking martyr wanabe's. I don't find these jokes funny, I find them pointlessly stupid, but I know you guys are just havin' some fun.
People need to lighten up.
Az abouve, So below...
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
OMG I have laughed my head off at some of these jokes, does that mean I am a horrible parent? Better ask SNOOPoi, when she was little I always used to give her razor blades to play with (Whats red and sits in the corner?)(j/k) and when she got a bit older I let her start playing with fire
Onelove, Thistlefirepixie
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557 posts
Location: The Underworld
shout-out to ma main gurl thistle!
Az abouve, So below...
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
It's been my experience that everything will eventually offend somone. What one person finds hilarious, another will deem as deplorable. Nothing is sacred, nor is anything immune from persecution. I say, if you don't like what yer reading, go to the next thread.
And in the spirit of offending...
What do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda McCartney
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK
Big up DFQ Love your expression Martyr wannabes!
Onelove, Thistlefirepixie
Are we nearly there yet?
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
quote:Yes, because, of course, the first thing I do when I have a kid is to put it in a blender........
Originally posted by Pheonix:
I believe you are all giving fire twirlers a bad name aside from the fact you all must not have children because you would be horrible parents.
Just my 10 cents.
On that note: What's black, bangs on the window and screams?
Baby in the microwave.
Jesus helps me trick people.
48 posts
Location: California
Whats in the microwave, green and doesn't move?
That same baby three weeks later.
In the states we say 2 cents...I've never heard 10 cents. Is that an aussie thing? Nice to see people are so generous.
(In reference to Pheonix's comment)
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Its weird, the 10 cents thing. you see, people do usually say 2 cents in Australia, but we don't have 1 or 2 cent coins anymore. So we have a real problem with that phrase, it just ain't possible
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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