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Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello one and all



Im new.



Which you probably new due to



a) this being the introductions forum

and

b)the extremely original title of the thread



I havent done this before...so erm....here goes smile



I have 25 years behind me on the age front, but only 25 days of Poi love so far. I have managed to live 25 years with out any unfotunate accidents/incidents invloving my manhood.



Poi has changed that.



Poi almost very nearly changed me.



My family find this highly amusing.



My crotch doesnt see the humour.



I think Poi should come with protection.



So...anywho...moving on...



those 25 years have all been spent (pretty much) in the same town in the same country (UK), and, to my credibilities detriment, with my parents.



I dont have an occupation...nor do I know what occupation I would like, or rather I cant decide. Im a typical jack of all and master of none.



Im a fairly creative fellow, and a philosophical one.



I think that the way the world is, how it runs, and what it makes people do in the name of some abstract notion of 'getting on' 'making it' or becoming 'succesful' sucks.



I struggle to get on, which is why I dont know what I want to do, which stops me making it. Or something.



Some just say im lazy biggrin



I love allsorts of music and play the guitar, bass, and I DJ a bit too. Im a keen (beginner) snowboarder and am going out to Chamonix in a couple of weeks for about 2 and a half months, which I really cant wait for. I just hope I dont break something in the first week.



That would suck the big one.



And..er...well - I like to swing (oh er)



Ive lurked for awhile as I was having problems registering (soemthing to do with another messageboard that usees the same interface thingamy which was resulting in this site saying I was registered..but my passwrods didnt work...its all very confuzzling but it turned out nice in the end).



So...err



HELLO!!!!! smile

My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey!!! Do you like kissing? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
AbsoflaminlutelyIdoes

**MWAH**

smile

My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
haha... thats what i like to hear! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello wave

Where abouts in the UK do you live? If you don't mind me asking that is.

And,

Do you like the colour pink? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick ... boing ... boing ... boing ...

Swing? As in dance? East or West Coast?

Oh yeah, Welcome to HoP biggrin

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
welcome to HoP Wonder monkey

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hi Wonder Monkey, Welcome to HoP bounce

Would you like some Spaghetti Bolognase?

Your intro was a very interesting one smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Hubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello Wonder Monkey,

Hope you enjoy yourself here at HoP.

Everyone here seems very friendly!

.. but don't take my word for it, I'm only new here too.

Enjoy!

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Pfffffft Mark. We're not friendly! We are just letting you think that until we need to eat your brains! biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello Pink, Im from Chelmsford, Essex - and although I have no rpoblem with the colour pink, it would not be my first choice to..say...paint my lounge in?!? Or wear. But I think it can look mighty fine on some people.

And of course some pink things are very likeable.

(...I started digging and now I cant stop...)

Hello Pyro will - I cant eat spaghetti, otherwise a bolognase would be lovely smile Maybe just the sauce?

(or maybe I can stop digging)

You're right MArk, from what Ive seen peopel do seem mighty nice, warm, and welcoming here smile

i look forward to getting to know them a lil better smile

My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
wavehello welcome

What town are you from? You might be able to meet up with some other spinners nearby smile

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Hubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery


Pfffffft Mark. We're not friendly! We are just letting you think that until we need to eat your brains! biggrin




phew.... then I have nothing worry about smile

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cant eat spgahetti! your missing out, but im sure you prefer living more so i'll allow this one to slide smile and yes skully is right, we will be eating your brains

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello Wonder Monkey, welcome to HoP!!

wave weavesmiley

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hello creative philosopher! wave

In less than 30 words, would you like to describe how poi affects blue whales?

biggrin

Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
*immediately thinks of a large whale spontaneously created above the mythical planet magrathea* lol

welcome to Hop! tongue bounce

and good luck with the poi and er.. 'man bits' tongue

DinkBRONZE Member
member
70 posts
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin a late hello from me!

its a bit more than 25days of Poi now, how u getting on?

im a gemini..go figure


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
y0! congratulations, because i anti-hate you!! heart heart heart

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


~Leah~GOLD Member
addict
584 posts
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia


Posted:
G'day beerchug

Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.



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