I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
Written by: Catalyst
and you're such a smoothie...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Meh
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...