SALE 🔥 Big Stock Clearance — limited stock, grab yours now Shop now → ×

Forums > Introductions > *Plays 'Entry of the Gladiators' Tune*

Login/Join to Participate
Page: ......
animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Well, howdy folks!!



Thought I'd just say Hi to you all and introduce myself... as you do....



My name's Ed. wave



Time to re-do this intro page, methinks...



Well. I'm now Older than my Teeth, but not quite as old as my Fingernails... also known as 23.



I have many interests. I have OCCJD (Obsessive, Compulsive Contact Juggling Disorder wink ) I spin poi, Attempt a bit of Staff, I devilstick... I've recently discovered the Joy of Urban Dance, and am trying to incorporate it into my Contact Juggling... Illusion is Great! I like straight lines. I like robotics. I like isolation, and I Love with a capital 'L' Hugs!! I love to be silly and play, after all, that's what Life is all about. I love to learn and experience new things, and am constantly Striving to improve my spinning/manipulation. I love to use '...' way too much... biggrin



My Taste in Music is quite extensive... I like pretty much everything, from Metal to Hip Hop, Psytrance to Blues. My favourite at the moment is chilled out electronic music, anything with a funky beat to dance to. Can't really pick out a specific band or group, as I like too many of them...



As for film interests, I like things that make me scared. ANd things that make me laugh... and especially films that make you lean your head to one side, whilst doing this: umm and saying Huh? to yourself for the first hour or so, and then suddenly Click! it all makes sense.



I love to drink lots of tea, not really a coffee person, but now and again is cool. I challenge you to make Coffee to my Specifications!!



As for the Damn Marmite, Vegemite, Nutella question... They're all OK I wouldn't go so far as to favour one... I believe in equal opportunity and all that... However, none come close to a cup of Chai with a double Brandy in it... biggrin



I can be found in many places, Mainly in Guildford during Academic Holidays, At in Hull during term times, For I am in my second year of studying Spanish at Uniservity. I have recently found I have a penchant for hanging out with some weird, juggly, spinny people in Hastings, and can now and again be found there for a week or two of silliness and spinning...



So yeah, That's what I do. I'm also Sweet and Innocent.

EDITED_BY: Leaning_Towards_Corruption (1139068699)

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
maus, I've met you before, i just don't think it is well remembered...

Matt, Yeah, that's good enough...

On another note: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

That is all.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug ubblove kiss Love you Ed!!hug ubblove kiss

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Why the scream?

It doesnt look like a noise of pleasure... pain maybe?

ooo ooo stress?!

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Uh huh... Stress it be...



Exams, having to plan things for when I go abroad before I leave uni this semester, and also the good old fashioned Lady problems. Well, not those lady problems... that would be physically impossible...



Oh well... Life goes on... Just needed a scream...



Jo: Love ya too!! kiss biggrin

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Pft!! Lady problems...! Nothing a tampax and a sledgehammer can't cure...

(I don't have Lady problems... biggrin)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I'm not even gonna bother getting started in a battle of innuendo with you!! tongue

hug

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Because I'd win? Or are you on another level?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Because we'd go on forever... tongue

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I can think of worse things than that

Sledgehammering tampons for one thing...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
It's not gonna work!! tongue

biggrin

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
And you look like such a sweet and nice chap as well...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
The key word in that sentence is 'looks'... ubbangel

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Oi, You!! I'll have you know I am all sweet and innocent...

I would Spank you but you'd only enjoy it... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
If i pretend not to enjoy it, will you spank me then? ubbangel

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
In your dreams!!

Hmmm... This page seems to be quite a sausage fest...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Is it really appropriate for me to say...

"If you cant beat them, join them"?

ubblol

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
No tongue

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I don't think I need to contribute to this as Matt seems to have everything in order....

*Look! No hands!*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*wonders how many guys Dave says that to with no response* tongue

Won't work on me, buddy... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Nah, just meant that the smut level in this thread is in safe hands in my absence...

I hope you know that I prefer subtlety and suggestions rather than the downright smut

But since you mention it

I speak better with actions and not words... (hence singledom)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ED! Don't leave the country next semester, we'll miss you frown ubbcrying

Don't get stressed, here, have a head massage... *Nat gives Ed relaxing head massage... Ed enters state of Zen-like calm (hopefully)* meditate

Hope you're ok sweetie!

TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh, Dave, about the "look! no hands!" I once heard a doctor saying that to a patient half-way through a rectal examination... help

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
wave Hey Nat!!

Yay!! A gorgeous girl to save me from these strange gay men! And such a lovely head massage too... *swoons* May I return the gesture?

Last exam today. By one thirty I need to remember all sorts of things like Subjunctive tenses, I need to improve my vocabulary ten fold...

No me gustan los putos examenes...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
hi ed just passing through. the baby saw ur avatar and kept saying derdy! derdy! (which obviously means birdie lol)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Ed kiss want another cute girl to persuade you to not join the sausage-club? kiss

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello Jo kiss

look ed, two pretty girls kissing in yr thread eek

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
YAY!!

bounce

You know, it is true, all good things come to those who wait... biggrin

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooh Ed kiss hug ubblove ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Good Lord.

I'm away for two minutes and Ed turns into a smutmaster.

Dave, what have you been teaching him tongue

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ed has always been a smutmaster, master of smut.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Page: ......

Similar Topics No similar topics were found
      Show more..

HOP kreisförmig

Subscribe now for updates on sales, new arrivals, and exclusive offers!