Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
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Hope all is well : )
miluju prahu a pár lidí v ní i mimo ní
PRAGUE FOREVER
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.
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Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely
Love is the law.
I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Written by: Laya
I hope it won't be too hot this year, last year we were sitting around sweating. Gotta love aussie summer!
"Not all who wander are lost. "
J.R.R. Tolkien
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
my state of mind creates my world
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
my state of mind creates my world