Forums > Beginner Staff Moves > all new! spinbo-locks!
Login/Join to Participategeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
why not try my all new spinbo-locks?
i'll tell you!
uniquely designed by thirtytwo of the wolrds best marital artists, my spinbo-locks are uniquely designed to make YOU a better spinner! Uniquely designed with a fourspringducktechnique, the unique design of these is absolutely unique!
One stick! Two balls! Tossing with the palm down! Spinbo-locks are for you!
why not try my all new spinbo-locks?
i'll tell you!
uniquely designed by thirtytwo of the wolrds best marital artists, my spinbo-locks are uniquely designed to make YOU a better spinner! Uniquely designed with a fourspringducktechnique, the unique design of these is absolutely unique!
One stick! Two balls! Tossing with the palm down! Spinbo-locks are for you!
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
It doesnt work Rob.
I reckon the site suffix is incorrect.
It doesnt work Rob.
I reckon the site suffix is incorrect.
DIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Posted:
Whats annoyed you today Rob?
Whats annoyed you today Rob?
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
can they exceed the previous world spinning speed record of 90mph?
can they exceed the previous world spinning speed record of 90mph?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
enthusiast
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posted:
They don't sound quite unique enough for me, cheers.
I was kinda hoping you'd teach me how to become a 32 foot tall multicoloured pulsating liquid butterfly spinning at over 3000 miles per second to create a unique visual display full of humour and respect.
They don't sound quite unique enough for me, cheers.
I was kinda hoping you'd teach me how to become a 32 foot tall multicoloured pulsating liquid butterfly spinning at over 3000 miles per second to create a unique visual display full of humour and respect.
monkeys ate my brain
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
can it also be designed to spin both directions?
can it also be designed to spin both directions?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
stranger
80 posts
Location: Greece-Samos-Athens
80 posts
Location: Greece-Samos-Athens
Posted:
"For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes,
a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous."
"Put out the torches! Hide the moon! Hide the stars!"
GOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I think it can spin in more than both directions....
I think it can spin in more than both directions....
Love is the law.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
*scratches head* whats brought this up?
bit old innit?
T
(and here was me thinking rob was gonna lay a new move on us....)
*scratches head* whats brought this up?
bit old innit?
T
(and here was me thinking rob was gonna lay a new move on us....)
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
starring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
Posted:
ey! Sounds like you need your own Infomercial!! Try it now! For 3 easy payments of 39.95, you too can have your own infomercial! Complete with your very own ancient chinese master, and SPACE AGE materials
ey! Sounds like you need your own Infomercial!! Try it now! For 3 easy payments of 39.95, you too can have your own infomercial! Complete with your very own ancient chinese master, and SPACE AGE materials
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
And if you learn this move now, I'll throw in a CD that does absolutly nothing for free... that's right free...
And if you learn this move now, I'll throw in a CD that does absolutly nothing for free... that's right free...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
do i get some free steak knives as well?
do i get some free steak knives as well?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
*sigh*
well i was searching for somthing on google and came accross a reference to roberthart.com which made me obviously think of the real thing.
then i went to his site and downloaded the promo videos(the one i like best is the thirty second clip of people running away from an enormous burning structure while the cameraman has intense orgasms)
then i re-read all the things that made me bemused-angry-professionallydisgusted and couldn't resist following up an idea from last year that i never fruited.
incidentally i must direct him to the video of the 12ft staffs.
what does it do if you pay it?
smiles
R
EDITED_BY: bluecat (1101983079)
*sigh*
well i was searching for somthing on google and came accross a reference to roberthart.com which made me obviously think of the real thing.
then i went to his site and downloaded the promo videos(the one i like best is the thirty second clip of people running away from an enormous burning structure while the cameraman has intense orgasms)
then i re-read all the things that made me bemused-angry-professionallydisgusted and couldn't resist following up an idea from last year that i never fruited.
incidentally i must direct him to the video of the 12ft staffs.
Written by:
a CD that does absolutly nothing for free.
what does it do if you pay it?
smiles
R
EDITED_BY: bluecat (1101983079)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
enthusiast
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posted:
I thought he had a lovely move in the rainbowdancing one, but it was just a swirl transition from scene to scene....
I thought he had a lovely move in the rainbowdancing one, but it was just a swirl transition from scene to scene....
monkeys ate my brain
How do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
send me 10 GBP and find out...
Written by:
Originally posted by Bluecat
what does it do if you pay it?
send me 10 GBP and find out...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
SILVER Member
discoverer of phat and poigling
292 posts
Location: North London.. England
discoverer of phat and poigling
292 posts
Location: North London.. England
Posted:
your all odd... but funny... strange ... even trippy..
do you do a BOGOF
your all odd... but funny... strange ... even trippy..
do you do a BOGOF
its all about the fun fun fun fun and more fun...