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Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Posted:
Ok apparently this is where I make my introduction of myself
according to a new friend lilly frog. Well I am here and I am just like all you other peeps out there, I like poi 
!!! Aside form that I am on a juggling team and am the lead fire performer 
. I really like contact juggling, and know how to juggle alot of other toys 
. I am diversified apparently 
. Aside from all of that chicks and sterios are my thing. Well no more need to go on babbeling, L8er.
Ok apparently this is where I make my introduction of myself
according to a new friend lilly frog. Well I am here and I am just like all you other peeps out there, I like poi !!! Aside form that I am on a juggling team and am the lead fire performer . I really like contact juggling, and know how to juggle alot of other toys . I am diversified apparently . Aside from all of that chicks and sterios are my thing. Well no more need to go on babbeling, L8er.Beyond the Continuum.
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Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Posted:
I dunno Gidg...depending on how you cook them....orphans I am sure can be a healthy source of nutrition. Cheesecake however makes you fat....or so I have heard...I am not fat so I wouldn't know. As I quote my friend,
"It is cheesecake or orphans, there is no lemon cake substitute....anyways I don't like lemon puddin cake."
It is not my favorite either...I only like a small amount of lemon pudding cake.....and if I only ate a little amount at a time I am sure that would cause malnutrition. So...oh.....and he also says,
"Deep frying them is not the healthy way of eating them and he suggests that a more healthy method of cooking them, while also keeping the juicy flavor intact, is to cook them rotissery style over an open flame so that all of the fat from the cheesecake and lemon pudding pies that you plump them with will run off and cool into a pile that can be later used as a bedside candle for a midnight snack of orphan jerky and a few good chapters in your newest favorite cook book, 101 healthy ways to cook your favorite meats. Orphan dumplings aren't too bad for you either."
He's a real deamon at heart isn't he?! Though I am sure he indulges in the deep fried method every now and again. Untill next time kids.
I dunno Gidg...depending on how you cook them....orphans I am sure can be a healthy source of nutrition. Cheesecake however makes you fat....or so I have heard...I am not fat so I wouldn't know. As I quote my friend,
"It is cheesecake or orphans, there is no lemon cake substitute....anyways I don't like lemon puddin cake."
It is not my favorite either...I only like a small amount of lemon pudding cake.....and if I only ate a little amount at a time I am sure that would cause malnutrition. So...oh.....and he also says,
"Deep frying them is not the healthy way of eating them and he suggests that a more healthy method of cooking them, while also keeping the juicy flavor intact, is to cook them rotissery style over an open flame so that all of the fat from the cheesecake and lemon pudding pies that you plump them with will run off and cool into a pile that can be later used as a bedside candle for a midnight snack of orphan jerky and a few good chapters in your newest favorite cook book, 101 healthy ways to cook your favorite meats. Orphan dumplings aren't too bad for you either."
He's a real deamon at heart isn't he?! Though I am sure he indulges in the deep fried method every now and again. Untill next time kids.
Beyond the Continuum.
not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Hello again.
I'm lurking a lot at the momment, because I seen to have run out of things to say.
However I would like to say that orphans tast quite nice if you fatten them up first and then roast them for long enough.
Serve with roast spuds and an onion gravy.
Yum yum.
Hello again.
I'm lurking a lot at the momment, because I seen to have run out of things to say.
However I would like to say that orphans tast quite nice if you fatten them up first and then roast them for long enough.
Serve with roast spuds and an onion gravy.
Yum yum.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
you guys are sick!!! just sick!!!
you guys are sick!!! just sick!!! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Posted:
I like braising them myself. Orphans go well with a nice Pinot Noir.
I like braising them myself. Orphans go well with a nice Pinot Noir.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Not you too Blueboy! 
Not you too Blueboy! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
But cheese cake is very nice too. I love cheese cake.
If you only eat a couple of small orphans you have room for some cheese cake for afters.
But cheese cake is very nice too. I love cheese cake.
If you only eat a couple of small orphans you have room for some cheese cake for afters.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Posted:
Hello again Lilly frog...I am glad you are getting back into the swing of things and saying a bit more....and I do agree...room for cheesecake is always good.
Hey Gidg....
Maybe it is you who are sick...... why don't you like eating orphans... are you allergic or something? That would suck it I were allergic to orphans.
Hey Blue boy....
What is a Pinot Noir.....I am thinking it is a wine but I am not sure.
Hello again Lilly frog...I am glad you are getting back into the swing of things and saying a bit more....and I do agree...room for cheesecake is always good.
Hey Gidg....
Maybe it is you who are sick...... why don't you like eating orphans... are you allergic or something? That would suck it I were allergic to orphans.
Hey Blue boy....
What is a Pinot Noir.....I am thinking it is a wine but I am not sure.
Beyond the Continuum.
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Well I have the sniffles. Does that count?
Eating orphans is an aquired taste, personally I like chocolate better.
Well I have the sniffles. Does that count?
Eating orphans is an aquired taste, personally I like chocolate better.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Posted:
Hey Blue boy....
What is a Pinot Noir.....I am thinking it is a wine but I am not sure.
Yes, it's a variety of red wine. One of my favorites.
Hey Blue boy....
What is a Pinot Noir.....I am thinking it is a wine but I am not sure.
Yes, it's a variety of red wine. One of my favorites.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Chocolate is good too.
Chocolate covered orphans.
Do you want a flake with that?
Depends where you stick it.
Chocolate is good too.
Chocolate covered orphans.
Do you want a flake with that?
Depends where you stick it.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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51 posts
Location: astateofinhibition
51 posts
Location: astateofinhibition
Posted:
Have you guys ever tried putting the Orphans in a blender and juicing them. That's my favorite.
But don't leave them in the blender too long cause the pulp is the best bit.
Have you guys ever tried putting the Orphans in a blender and juicing them. That's my favorite.
But don't leave them in the blender too long cause the pulp is the best bit.
"Aaah fire. Scourge of Prometheus,toaster of marshmallows & irradicator of small children..." SideshowBob.
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Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Wit is not your strong point!
142 posts
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.
Posted:
A chocolate suflee' orphan slush dacquri'.... HA! The ultimate blend of chocolate, shnapps, and ice cream and orphans. A desert for on the go occasions that has yet to be rivaled. Give you that jump start of energy in the morning to wake yu up, that boost in the middle of the day on the job, and that extra kick during those.... intimate moments with your signifgant other.... and... its great for hangovers. Not that chocolate covered orphans are a bad thing, but they can get messy, they need to invent orphans with the MM covering on them so we dont get the anti-melts in your mouth and not your hand effect. I mean... eating orphans it ok and all but with chocolate dripping off there horrified little faces it can get quite dramatic, sort of like looking at a lobster head right before you break its protective layer from its body and suck out the insides.... :P
A chocolate suflee' orphan slush dacquri'.... HA! The ultimate blend of chocolate, shnapps, and ice cream and orphans. A desert for on the go occasions that has yet to be rivaled. Give you that jump start of energy in the morning to wake yu up, that boost in the middle of the day on the job, and that extra kick during those.... intimate moments with your signifgant other.... and... its great for hangovers. Not that chocolate covered orphans are a bad thing, but they can get messy, they need to invent orphans with the MM covering on them so we dont get the anti-melts in your mouth and not your hand effect. I mean... eating orphans it ok and all but with chocolate dripping off there horrified little faces it can get quite dramatic, sort of like looking at a lobster head right before you break its protective layer from its body and suck out the insides.... :P
Beyond the Continuum.
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