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717 posts
Location: Bristol, England
Err I was just Googleing for my signiture and found a HOP post from me at the top of the list.
It's a really common simpsons Quote or so I thought!
Scary. I've affected Google!!
Does your quote get a HOP post in the top ten?
< (I thought this was a paranoid smiley if you ignore the light bulb bit)"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Yup... in fact i got 49 HoP posts
but there really aren't many reasons why anyone else would have used mine.... unless there is another weirdo called NOn out there.... ?
and i thought the smiley was paranoid too, but then if you thought a lightbulb was about to pop out of your scalp then i guess you might be
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
558 posts
Location: wales
I tried it!
I did my name. The first thing was me, trying to find out how to work a firewall on a security forum. It was weird to see me there.
But after that it was all Frogger! I am Froggers mate! It's even spelt the same. I never even knew.
It's just too weird to deal with.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
stranger
41 posts
Location: england
i'm number 3 on the list. might have to change my signature, think of something more interesting.
but mine so well sums up my attitude to life!
someone think of something witty and original for me. preferably involving disney and/ or chocolate
remember; they can't break you if you don't have a spine
22 posts
Location: Austin, TX
tried making a signature that would show up
gave it my standard 5 minute attempt that i give just about everything in life and then got distracted by something on my desk that was shiny
no google-adge for me =(
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
5 minutes you reckon ?
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I googled my signature and the first 2 that came up were both HoP!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
74 posts
Location: Calgary
mine came up with a site called 2darkpark. anyone know what it is?
(to lazy to check myself)
Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
woah, it works! insanity
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
yup i'm there...
can't help thinking that is because the lil google thing at the top of the page has something to do with it!
are you searching regular google or the lil one on this page??
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
easy test:
normal google: 2650 hits for my signature, I'm not on the first 2 pages and got bored
HoP-google: 71 hits, condition for search is all hits will be on www.homeofpoi.com
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
I googled my name (just about what I use everywhere else as well).
The first one up was my HoP Profile.
A bunch after that were on the calender, and in the boards etc...
I found a bunch of other people who have taken to the same username as I, and was upset when I saw one of them being a complete buffon -.-
I did find some good stuff though, alot of the people who use it are good people and I'm honored to share the same name as them. I even found some stuff by me on othersites using the same name
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
197 posts
Location: Bolton
I didn't get anything
Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
that's because you have less than a hundred posts. i've got over a thousand, and my sig only got two hits
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
kinda makes me feel a bit famous.
and a bit paranoid.
who would've thought the best place to find yourself would be online??
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Mr Chutney in google comes up with me top of the list
No sig to test though. Hoorah for the internet.
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
A google for Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
Brings up the picture of DFQ's boobs in someone's gallery ^.^' lol
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
HA!
I got a whole lot more than I expected!
firstly my siggy comes up and all I put into google was moonpixie and valura....
and THEN... I found this
"Valura™
Valura™ is a natural herbal supplement for men designed to increase pleasure during intimate encounters.
Valura™ is a proprietary blend of natural herbal ingredients that are each accepted for their ability to enhance sexual desire and performance for men.
Herbs have long been used by ancient civilizations for natural support of the body’s optimum functions. The two main active ingredients in Valura™ are Cacao and Asian Ginseng, and are enhanced and supported in this unique formula with other herbs that are believed to help to improve circulation, oxygen and blood flow, increase endurance, calm nerves and encourage arousal. Combined in the synergistic formula…men love it, and women love the results!"
ohhhhh I had no idea! how funny is that?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Scientist!
578 posts
Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Valura is clearly an aphrodisiac in all forms...both person and drug ^.^'
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*giggles*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Get on, then stand up, get your balance, now go
One and only link from Google is to a video in my gallery
100% exclusivity for me then!
Let's relight this forum 
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
I didnt find myself in the top ten results
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Written by: monkeynamedspank
I didn't get anything
that's because you're new, it takes google a few weeks after something's on the web until it finds it. try again later
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
well my first one came up with what i thought it would be
my other two came up with a poor 2 that were actually me
543 for gothfrogette
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
it's because of the way that search engines like google and msn work (higher rankings for pages with lots of links, ie a bulitin board) that this is possible. My site's top in search.msn.co.uk for lots of porn related search strings, not because I run a porn site but because people have left comments under photos etc which contain words people searching for porn might use (i'll leave it to your imagination). I got in influx of about 50,000 extra hits a coupel of months ago when microsoft launched their new search engine.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Why would you do that? Just to claim more traffic for advertizing? Or just like the thought of folks searching your site with sticky fingers?
Just curious.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
If you ran a porn site it'd be great. In my case I've had to take steps to get rid of my vistors who've searched for off topic things (now anyone who's found the site searching using 'naughty' keywords will get page not found errors when they click the link). Partly because I can't afford the bandwidth bills and partly because I don't want random weirdos leaving inappropriate comments over the site which family members look at. It is interesting thou, if i was running a site that was selling something I'd definately use the tactic to get more hits, and i'm considering selling my services to those who do. Why pay for google adwords when you can just be top instead for free?
Member
82 posts
Location: Netherlands - Hengelo
All hits on my name have been made by me
its good to know I am the only one on this planet with this name Hij die zijn kind benzine voert moet niet roken als het boert.
Love you MyIng 
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
garth you will appreciate this, as will SpitFire
I found a bloody site FULL of geology/geologist jokes!
Woohoo!!!insert GROAN here if you're not into rocks / bad puns / sad rock puns!
(something to bear in mind - A geologist is the only person who can can talk to a woman and use the words "dike" "thrust" "bed" "orogeny" "cleavage" and "subduction" in the same sentence without facing a civil suit)
Here are just a few:
What a lode of fuchsite!
We dig mother earth.
I'm a geologist and I'm hung like a horst!
Geologists get their Rocks Off.
Geologists know their plagioclase feldspar. ( I don't know why I find this so funny but I really really do!)
Geological sexual harassment: Grabben a dike by the cleavage!
Is that a belemnite in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Never lend a geologist money. They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Geologists don't wrinkle, they show lineation.
Geologists know their orogenous zones and hot spots.
I am officially sad. *sheepish grin*
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)
Well- according to google I'm a plant that occasionally likes to spin poi!
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
i didnt realise you could actually get liquid bubblegum
isnt it a bit pointless?
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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