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Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Hmmm...so I'm supposed to do one of these introduction thingies, am I? Can't I just stick my head round the door and wave to everyone? I'm shy, you know!

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
don't be shy!

tell us everything about yourself - everything from where Wolverwhatsit is to your favorite color (pink, right?) to favorite toys (normal or kinky - your choice).

so anyway wavehello

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes kinky toys please ubbangel And nice ones too if there's time! wink

wavehello welcome

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Wolverhampton, well it's in the UK (West Midlands, to be precise, right next door to the Black Country). I've been here about four years so as you can imagine, my escape tunnel is well behind schedule.

Favourite colour...sadly I'm not much of a pink person, I'm more yer average black/purple kind of mup. My friends keep suggesting I should wear brighter colours but they'll see the error of their ways eventually. I did try beige once, that scared the beejaysus out of 'em!

And you want to know about toys? I've got some round ones that are flourescent with green and orange bits dangling off them, and then there's some poi.

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Muppet, you live by me you doo! biggrin

I'm in Sunny Costa-del Telford, we should hook up sometime for a bit of a spin weavesmiley biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek

What do you mean by you're "not much of a pink person" ? eek

Um are you sure you said the right thing? Was it meant to be... "sadly i'm not much of an anti-pink person?" or "Pink is a brilliant colour?" ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
*holds pink back and administers happy drugs*

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
*breathes*

ahh...thank you bug hug

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Written by: Pink...?


What do you mean by you're "not much of a pink person" ?



Err...ummm...well...errr...that is to say...umm...

*stares at floor* *shuffles feet* *whistles innocently*

It's just that my mum tried to make me wear pink when I was just a l'il mup and I've never really recovered from the experience! I'm sure you're perfectly lovely, your Pinkness...

Custom Bug - perhaps you should come over to sunny Wolves and teach me *all* you know!

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Whens someone going to come over to not so sunny Swansea and teach me all they know? *pouts*

oh.....um.......Hello wave Mup.

p.s. Jim Henson is a God!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


MandSILVER Member
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada


Posted:
Hi wave
Welcome to HoP
weavesmiley

helps CB hold pink back as the drugs wear off

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Welcome to HoP Muppet!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello and welcome to HoP!!

wave weavesmiley

*gets camera to capture the image of Pink dragging CB and Mand accross the thread*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


nativeSILVER Member
sleeping with angels
508 posts
Location: anaheim CA usa


Posted:
hello new tpye person

SLEEP WITH ANGELS muckieha


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Gothmuppet



Custom Bug - perhaps you should come over to sunny Wolves and teach me *all* you know!






Yeah ok.....if you go and download the spinach sessions vids in the vid forum you can see everything I taught those guys, they copy me so much it's rediculous but I find it flattering really ubbangel

[/blatant lie]

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
First of all, I'll have to explain to blokie what it means when I ask him to clear me a space in that jungle he calls a garden so I've got room to swing things without getting pulled into the brambles and nettles and stuff. I'm sure he's hiding a pygmy tribe of cannibals in there...

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
But you still like the colour pink right...?

Even if you don't wear it or own anything pink?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Shocking confession though this may be, I do actually own a pair of lurid pink trousers. I bought them to wear to a 'clashing colours' party...

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Written by: Gothmuppet


Shocking confession though this may be, I do actually own a pair of lurid pink trousers. I bought them to wear to a 'clashing colours' party...

mups




How is that in anyway shocking? biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Something to do with the fact that the guys at work feel the need to comment any time I turn up wearing something that's not black?!

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Well Damn if that were the case with me I'd shock the hell out of them every day!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
I wore beige once. I think my team leader had to go and lie down.

mups

"Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
ubblol

just thought id pop in and say elooooooo

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery

p.s. Jim Henson is a God!




Images of Kermit as the Pope! ubblol ubblol

N.B. No offence meant to any other members of the clergy who may or may not be/have been/aspired to being amphibians intended or implied!

Oh, and Welcome to HoP!
Cheers!

IfritBRONZE Member
The GF of HoP
492 posts
Location: Somerset, England


Posted:
Yello and Welcome Gothmup

fire leads to creation


daphnePLATINUM Member
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany


Posted:
hey... I know it's a little late for welcomes
but, i just noticed the: "Abashed, the Devil stood and saw how awful Goodness is"
if i remember corretly it's from the Crow, right?

I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
hello hug
hmmmm i want to see your pink trousers smile

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday



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