Forums > Introductions > Me..well it is about me..Hmmm maybe "hello" would be better
Login/Join to ParticipateGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Algeria
Lower please...
Written by: Ry
Inserting traffic cones where!?
No. Inserting horses where?!
Surely not whole horses!
Algeria
Written by: Ry
Dave!
And don't enjoy it!!
Lower please...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dave you're bad!
Dave you're bad! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Skully your thread starting to sound like mine, and mine is soundind unusually tame at the moment!
I think I quite like the role reversal...keep up the good work!
Skully your thread starting to sound like mine, and mine is soundind unusually tame at the moment!
I think I quite like the role reversal...keep up the good work!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Don't go searching back through my thread Maus... I'm sure in places it's got much worse than this. It goes through phases of being respectable and huzzy-ville
I kind of like the mix.
Usually the huzzy-ville moments degenerate in spanking fests...... I'm not sure why.
Don't go searching back through my thread Maus... I'm sure in places it's got much worse than this. It goes through phases of being respectable and huzzy-ville
I kind of like the mix.
Usually the huzzy-ville moments degenerate in spanking fests...... I'm not sure why.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Naughty lil Maus!
Naughty lil Maus! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
at least wait until i bend over!
at least wait until i bend over!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
you bent over now?
you bent over now?
Gayle.....!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Hmmm...on a serious note, Bristol may be coming sooner than expected.
Emailed about a fundraising job for a charity awareness project earlier today, just had a message on my answer phone saying they're really keen to have me on board and they'd like to arrange an interview!
good money, and the job would be mainly stationed in Bristol but travelling all around the country, encouraging fundraising, events co-ordination, persuading big businesses to do something good and worthwhile with their money..
Oh my god.
I think I'm gonna pee!
Hmmm...on a serious note, Bristol may be coming sooner than expected.
Emailed about a fundraising job for a charity awareness project earlier today, just had a message on my answer phone saying they're really keen to have me on board and they'd like to arrange an interview!
good money, and the job would be mainly stationed in Bristol but travelling all around the country, encouraging fundraising, events co-ordination, persuading big businesses to do something good and worthwhile with their money..
Oh my god.
I think I'm gonna pee!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
always if its you doing the spanking neighbour!
Well possibly on the neighbour part anyway!
Written by: Gayle......!
you bent over now?
always if its you doing the spanking neighbour!
Well possibly on the neighbour part anyway!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY! Congratulations Maus. I hope it works out. Jon and I might see you there... if we can find a mooring for this boat or a nice boat already moored in Bristol/Bath.
Gayle stop stealing my spanking victims!
YAY! Congratulations Maus. I hope it works out. Jon and I might see you there... if we can find a mooring for this boat or a nice boat already moored in Bristol/Bath.
Gayle stop stealing my spanking victims!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yay! we're luring them in. Slowly but surely. Sandy is here now....just need to get Trippie Hippie down here and Bird up. :evilrubbinghangstogethermotion:
Yay! we're luring them in. Slowly but surely. Sandy is here now....just need to get Trippie Hippie down here and Bird up. :evilrubbinghangstogethermotion:
Gayle.....!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Don't count your chickens Missy. We still haven't found a mooring yet.... and the Bristol waterways people tell us there is a 15 year waiting list to get a mooring. 
We still may end up in London..... not that I really want to be in London.
Don't count your chickens Missy. We still haven't found a mooring yet.... and the Bristol waterways people tell us there is a 15 year waiting list
to get a mooring. We still may end up in London..... not that I really want to be in London.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
discoverer of phat and poigling
292 posts
Location: North London.. England
discoverer of phat and poigling
292 posts
Location: North London.. England
Posted:
yooouurrr gggrrreeaattttt... ........... hi.
greamlin overkillllll
yooouurrr gggrrreeaattttt... ........... hi.
greamlin overkillllll
its all about the fun fun fun fun and more fun...
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
You're not so bad your self Mr Kevin.
I'm going to have to get a "How to paper ceilings" lesson from you very soon. Either that or pay someone to do it. I'll never get this house finished otherwise!
It's all dark and raining here I don't like winter. Maybe I should migrate south like the birds. If I stand up on my roof and flap my arms wildly in a strong wind... do you think that will get me to North Africa?
<------ that's me trying to brighten the day up.
Will you piggin stop raining!!!
*shakes fist at the sky*
You're not so bad your self Mr Kevin.
I'm going to have to get a "How to paper ceilings" lesson from you very soon. Either that or pay someone to do it. I'll never get this house finished otherwise!
It's all dark and raining here
I don't like winter. Maybe I should migrate south like the birds. If I stand up on my roof and flap my arms wildly in a strong wind... do you think that will get me to North Africa? <------ that's me trying to brighten the day up.Will you piggin stop raining!!!
*shakes fist at the sky*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Poor Skully, the rain can be the real pits. We've been having an indian summer but things will be changing real soon.
Poor Skully, the rain can be the real pits. We've been having an indian summer but things will be changing real soon.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
It's been so far today. Yippeee!
Sunshine is a magical thing that can brighten the feelings and raise the spirits.
YAY for Sunshine
I got an email from Jon and that raised a too. Yippee for loved ones.
I hope everyone else is feeling ok today
Big
all round!
It's been
so far today. Yippeee! Sunshine is a magical thing that can brighten the feelings and raise the spirits.
YAY for Sunshine
I got an email from Jon and that raised a
too. Yippee for loved ones.I hope everyone else is feeling ok today
Big
all round! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Yay for sunshine!
Yay for loved ones!
Yay for you for having this on your face! 
Glad you're having a good day me deary! I have an interview tomorrow.. and then I may be city bound!
Also found out today I've been paying too much tax since may, so should get a rebate in a couple of weeks!
Today is good!
Yay for sunshine!
Yay for loved ones!
Yay for you for having this
on your face! Glad you're having a good day me deary! I have an interview tomorrow..
and then I may be city bound!Also found out today I've been paying too much tax since may, so should get a rebate in a couple of weeks!
Today is good!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Yay for tax rebates!
Good Luck with the interview
You do know that if you end up in Bristol and we end up in Bristol Jon will be able to nag you about a small lesbian fantasy he has But Shhhhhhh, I didn't tell you that
Yay for tax rebates!
Good Luck with the interview
You do know that if you end up in Bristol and we end up in Bristol Jon will be able to nag you about a small lesbian fantasy he has
But Shhhhhhh, I didn't tell you that Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
That just made me laugh out loud at work! My boss is now giving me a very funny look!
Jons got a thing for small lesbians? How bizarre!
Its bizarre what you get when you google midget lesbians..
Perhaps he should watch this...apparently it has some in!
Non-Https Image Link
EDITED_BY: maus (1159879620)
That just made me laugh out loud at work! My boss is now giving me a very funny look!
Jons got a thing for small lesbians? How bizarre!
Its bizarre what you get when you google midget lesbians..
Perhaps he should watch this...apparently it has some in!
Non-Https Image Link
EDITED_BY: maus (1159879620)
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
No its a small fantasy about lesbians... although he does go on about midget porn way more than is healthy.... Oooooooooo maybe it is small lesbians he wants to watch
No its a small fantasy about lesbians... although he does go on about midget porn way more than is healthy.... Oooooooooo maybe it is small lesbians he wants to watch
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Er...and I'm involved in this how?
*is nervous*
Er...and I'm involved in this how?
*is nervous*
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Don't worry. It was just one of those throw away conversations of what ifs and maybes. What if you had to have sex with someone of the same gender... I named a few people.. you being one of them and he said he'd be up for watching that
After all girl you're pretty damn sexy.... Gayle was one of the other.... I think she and I would spend the whole time giggling though... I think I named Hels too, but I forget now. It was a while ago now.
Oh the joys of having a bad memory!
Don't worry. It was just one of those throw away conversations of what ifs and maybes. What if you had to have sex with someone of the same gender... I named a few people.. you being one of them and he said he'd be up for watching that
After all girl you're pretty damn sexy.... Gayle was one of the other.... I think she and I would spend the whole time giggling though... I think I named Hels too, but I forget now. It was a while ago now.
Oh the joys of having a bad memory!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
*is smug*
Skully fancies me!
Maybe we could just have one big girlie mass orgy..
We could have it in a paddling pool...lots of baby oil...
*stops getting carried away*
So out of interest..who was Jonny's bloke then?
*is smug*
Skully fancies me!
Maybe we could just have one big girlie mass orgy..
We could have it in a paddling pool...lots of baby oil...
*stops getting carried away*
So out of interest..who was Jonny's bloke then?
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
hey honey
hey honey
Step (el-nombrie)
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Sadly I can't remember. I think he threw a curve ball by asking if he could watch which neatly bypassed him having to answer the question.
Dear God, lets hope he doesn't read the paddling pool/oil bit or he'll nag us both to death to do it
Sadly I can't remember. I think he threw a curve ball by asking if he could watch which neatly bypassed him having to answer the question.
Dear God, lets hope he doesn't read the paddling pool/oil bit or he'll nag us both to death to do it
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
MECH! Hello Gorgeous one!!!!
I haven't seen you in ages
How are you and Soph? Good I hope <----- one each
MECH! Hello Gorgeous one!!!!
I haven't seen you in ages
How are you and Soph? Good I hope
<----- one each Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Wuss!
Ah well, something to hassle him about anyway!
Wuss!Ah well, something to hassle him about anyway!
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Probably.
Written by: Skulduggery
Gayle was one of the other.... I think she and I would spend the whole time giggling though...
Probably. Gayle.....!
GOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
There was me, popping my head in to offer a and it appears I've been outclassed by lesbian porn!
There was me, popping my head in to offer a
and it appears I've been outclassed by lesbian porn! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
© 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com