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über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
just to let all who dont know me, who i am and where im from.



My name is Martin

I'm 26

Knowen for doing the flaming rizla trick

I'm from London OPPS now I am back, oh well what ever will be. that is what they say.

I met lots of people in london that touched my life in a good way and would like to say thanks to some of them.

cole, jonny adam, adam, lolly, bam bam, cam, dan, drew, dom, eric, eva, ewan, jon, julia, julian,kelly kevin, laura, matt, matt, matt, mico, mike, monky, mr p ross, ross, nick, nic, tom, ruth, stevo, tammy, weasel, will, princes hels, sketchey and so many more that i cant think of at the mo so thanks to you as well.



life has been good to me in so many ways. even in the down times these people were here for me, and some of them are responsible for the person I am to day (not responsible people I would like to add) . and for helping me get out of town and country.

thanks and much love to ya all.



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kiss kiss ubbrollsmile kiss kiss

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TOYS:

lots and all

BALLS:

Im in to juggling mostley. been doing it for 3 years now and im up to juggling 5 balls quite well, can even get 7 in the air now and again.

at the mo im trying to sort out my 4 and 5 ball stuff.

4 Balls:

Sorted out fake mills. And am trying sight swap stuff, like 534, 633, 633 mills,

5 Balls:

new record 850 catches. working on mills for 1 year and not muck luck, about 21 throws on a good day. (6x 4) is going well along with 645.

CLUBS:

3 Clubs:

I started juggling clubs 1 1/2 years ago. got alot of tricks with them now. at the mo working on different 522's, with drops over the arm, pop ups under the arm

4 Clubs:

Can now do 4 prity well. trying to get tripple single on opp sides. and got a nice trick from spain, from 4 clubs put one between the legs go into 3 clubs catch 2 in one hand while you throw the other grab the one between the legs with the other 2 and go back into 4.

5 Clubs:

Trying to get 5 but not having much luck. Might take me a week or 2 yet.



OTHERS:

I also do contact juggling, staff, staff,

dont do poi, if you think you saw me you must have been tripping at the time.

EDITED_BY: über seal (1095272055)

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
hi to ya all.

hope you are doind well and stuff.

im good got a lovley tan when i was in Spain.

but now im in Germany where the sun dont shine as well.

would love to here from all that know me from spitz or brixton.

so email me and i can keep in touch with you all.

twistedjuggler@yahoo.co.uk

and this one is for all the jugglers out there. I have 4 4 1 with the 1's behind the back with clubs, and am working on doing the 4's on singles biggrin

also my flats are comming on I think I'll have back cross with flats soon.



love and hugz from the twisted juggler



P.S dont do anythink I would do, cos it will only get you in trouble.

.........juggle........

....juggle juggle.....

juggle juggle juggle

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
heyloooo
Seen you around. Thought i'd say hi wave

im hungry......

Aimz xx

über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Just to let you all know

I've been having a hard time of late.



I was ment to be travling round europe this summer with my lovley ex girl friend and some other mates.

But I manedged to mess it all up.

I was being a pain in the ass to them all.

so I thought that I would take some time out to rethink what I was doing and why.help



So now im in germay om my own and I dont speak the lanuage.



now what I'm thinking that I'll get me self a push bike and ride around europe on me own.



But that seems a bit sh!t to me.



dont know if any of you have any ideas on what I could do.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Crickey!
Well, that's plans for you. I try not to make them, especially when traveling is concerned as things are best left fluid. Life throws things at you, gives you signs and portents that we so often don't see, but when you're travelling you're freer to see and follow them.

"When you travel, you experience, in a very practical way, the act of rebirth. You confront completely new situations, the day passes more slowly, and on most journeys you don't even understand the language people speak. So you are like a child just out of the womb. You begin to attach much more importance to the things around you because your survival depends on them.

You begin to be more accessible to others because they may help you in difficult situations. And you accept any small favour from the gods with great delight, as if it were an episode you would remember for the rest of your life."
- Paul Coelho

So go with the flow - grab an idea and ride it! Live and learn.

Hope it works out well for you smile

über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Thanks dom.

much love to ya hug smile

hope I can make it to the ejc to see ya and the others.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
'ello! wave welcome hug

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug

proper message on its way tomorrow my man.

chip up and sh!t (otherwise you won't see the apex wink).

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
**Hugs**
Girls Huh, frown Sorry to hear that, was kinda expected
I reckon you're due some good luck now.
Take care dude, Hope to see ya at EJC,
Eeeep, happy juggling
Drew smile

brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
dude frown sorry to hear that every thing went a bit poo but their is a scottish saying flowers grow on SH*T
im here for you if you wanna give me a buzz or pm me smile smile
sending out big hugs
miss u loads
mike

über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
thanks mate.

I think its all going to be cool now.
I'm felling like I sould just treat it as one of tho's life experance type of things.

And I'm looking forward to getting some head space.

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
got my bike now.
and a trayler to go with it.
im going to leave germany and head for the ejc in france, and see some of germany and belguim on the way.
hope to see all the lovely people in the world of juggling and related stuff that will be there

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
Stay safe Uber Seal.

hug hug wave wave

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
as long as i remember to stay on the right side of the road, ooooops
and I dont decide to run over a police man or something like that.


I'll be ok thanks.

hope to see some of you soon.

bye bye

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
way out man.

I managed to make it to the border in less than 48 hours.

I have a sore ass and no sleep but did it in the end.

getting closer to the ejc or what juggle

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
the bussking in Aachem is a bit sh#t

so decided to go back to koln and make some money here

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Good luck honey ubbrollsmile

Thinking of you

Lisa
hug

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
still in koln.

and im having trouble getting started.

I keep having somebeerchug the night befor, and in the mornning ubbloco I cant seem to get up and do things.

help what am I to do?

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Oh martin....skin up ubbrollsmile

Love

Me
hug

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
and in case you don't have any:


Non-Https Image Link


what colour are smurfs?


hug


me

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
ubblol Martin, it's for that reason I eneded up stranded in a couple of places for about a month. In the end I just kept drinking one night and left in the morning half drunk, half hungover with no sleep. That was a great travelling day!
Non-Https Image Link

BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Blue biggrin

Yoink......

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
dam I'm quicker than that most times. confused

there must be somethink wrong with me ubbloco

Love you all hug hug hug

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
came to the conclusion that there is more to life than Alice.

I still want to rejoin the group, and travel with them but I'll have to give it a lot more time if there is ever going to be something between us.
we are going to meet at the weekend to see if they will let me back in. confused I am.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hope it goes well my man - will be thinking of ya hug


coleman. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
ubbrollsmile bounce2 bounce clap bounce bounce2 ubbrollsmile



some times in life you just have to take the bull by the horns, and change what is going on in your own mind.



Had a good day juggling yesterday.



And to day I went out the front of the dom. the main busking area in köln. and in 3 hours made 25 euro's



Got a sence that no matter what goes on at the weekend with the others I'll get over what has been in my head all this time



so the Über seal is back to his old self. less some of the issues I have not faced up to in the last 10 years.



My heart has been open to a lot of stuff of late, and I have felt emoticon's that I have not had the will to face up to.



and now I'm hopeing that the others will see this. even if I dont get back with Alice. I have changed for the good. And I owe her a big thanks for it.



ubbloco



P.S. I went back out again and made another 10 euro's. But the best bit of the day was this little girl, about 2 years old. she watched me for about 10 mins. and bugged her dad for some money to give me, so he gave her some. She then walked back to her dad to ask for some more, and he did. and then she went back for more, and he did. but on the 4th try he told her no more. I think that is what he sead. ubblocodont speak the language ubbloco
EDITED_BY: über seal, the juggling spy (1089307628)

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
If there was one thing that I wanted to leave behind when I was in England it was the rain.
Then tell me why every day for the last 3 weeks has it rained on me.
And to add to that the wind is stopping me from busking today. frown

could things get worse.

I hope not.

thinking of you all.

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
I'm still in Köln germany at the mo.

no friends around.
Miss you guys in London loads

all I need is a big grouphug

But I think that these german type people are not in to that type of thing.

so I'll have to wate untill I might meet with the others from mashi boom boom.

or if not
just 2 weeks till the ejc bounce2 bounce

ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hug hug2 hug

grouphug


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Martin my friend...



YOU ROCK!



ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile



hug hug hug



Here are a list of useful German phrases:



Blasse Mich (pronounced Blass Mik): Blow me.



Gibt mir ein Bischen Geld, du hast mehr als mich (Gibt mir dien Geld, doo hast mer als Mik): Give me some money please , you have more than me.



Einschuldigen, hast du mein Wurstensprungmaus gesehen? (ein-shul-dee-gun, hast du mein wurstun-sphrung-mouse ge-say-an): Excuse me, Have you seen my gerbil?



Mochten sie mein Balle sehen? (Murchten zie mein Balle say-hen): Would you like to see my balls?



Dein Titten sind wunderbar! (dien titten sind vunderbar): You have wonderful breasts.





*this is where Konsti berates me for my terrible german grammar....but im sure they would understand what you are trying to say*



hug



Hope they help!

über sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
NO YOU ROCK!.



cheers.beerchug



got into trouble trying to pronounce them in the cafe (ooppps)



better watch my back for an hour or 3 redface



ubbloco

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


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