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Location: New York, USA
Name: fNi
Sex: Male
Age: able to drink legally
Location: United States
Your favourite website/s: home of poi, spherculism, random others
Favourite Toys: poi, acrylics, swords, eating torches
Been twirling for: 3 years
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: Fire art, Contact juggling, experiencing
Music: U2, Cream/Clapton, Pearl Jam, Linkin Park, Eve 6, Thievery Corporation
Movies: Dracula, Bond films feat. Connery, stuff by the South Park guys, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, the Python's
Books: busy reading whatever uni dictates...but right now there's an open book on recovering art stolen by the Nazis...cuz its break
Favourite Colour: Hunter Green
Favourite Quote/Saying: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"/"Ugh God Damn Hippie" ~Eric Cartman
EDITED_BY: fNi (1172186595)
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
**chases some pidgeons into the room and drags in a few cows**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
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*brings in some cockatoos* cos they're damn loud
*and two horses*
ela, can you ride?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Of course I can ride. I like to ride slow, though.
I think we should brush the horses first, don't you?
**brushes a horse and giggles as the hair drops on the floor**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
*almost falls over laughing as one of the horses lifts its tail...*
awww, the horsey shat everywhere!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Oh, dear...
**watches as a pig ambles over and rolls around in the horse poo**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
aww look at it! looks as happy as a pig in sh*t!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Maybe that's because it is a pig in sh*t.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Shall we go for a ride, now?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh i think we shall!!!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Whoo!
**sprinkles bread crumbs as she canters around so the birdies can eat**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
birdies??
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any idea how big these things sh*t?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
No...but it's probably really big and messy!
**watches a flock of geese land and busily cover the ground with droppings**
I think we need to crack open a few windows. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
yeah, it does smell a bit in here...
*opens the door too and watches a baby elephant saunder in*
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Awwww! So cute!
**giggles as the elephant sprays water everywhere**
At least the furniture is safe up on the ceiling.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*looks up as she hears a giant CRASH*
oh dear...Ela...looks like one of the couches was too heavy...
*couch falls down and takes half the ceiling with it*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Ceiling???
heehee...
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Oh...bat s**t!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Oh, dear...
**snickers as a pig waddles over and plops itself on the couch**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hi aunty bek! come to join? it will make you feel better for sure!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Yep yep!
I feel so much better now than I did a few hours ago.
**dumps the rest of her food on the ground for the piggies to eat**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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Wellll.....
They do need a new stable!!!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh so kind of you! thinking of the animals and giving them a new home!!
so caring and sharing!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Yes, very!
Ooh, I think they need to be milked!
**starts milking one of the cows**
Oops! If forgot about the bucket!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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This guy is really insistent that he wants to come along, too!!!
Think he'll fit in the kitchen sink???
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
No, but we can make him a little pondie type thingi!
**sets a few moles to digging a big hole and filling it with water**
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh ela! HOW could you forget about the bucket? tsk tsk
*brings in a herd of goats*
*sees bird thingo in the sink*
ha! excellent!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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That is an Egyptian Goose!!! They are as mean as all get out!!!
If you ever have one chase you, believe me, you'll never forget it!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
these guys want to help trash it!
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Sumo!!!!
It's so funny to watch.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
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