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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
5) I have a website called: https://www.firestaff-tutorials.co.uk which has a forum too, and yes, you can bug me with your questions on there far more effectively than on hop.
6) I pronounce hop as hop not as homeofpoi or aitch oh pea.
7) There is no seven.
My favourate quote so far:
FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.
Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.
MCP: My work here is done!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
That's cos we are a cult!
see?
Parents rock.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
parents do indeed rock. yours esp.
hello MCP. you have made me look around when i walk. Unfortunatly this often means that Im not looking where im walking and so i fall over lots.
I have however been doing lots of jumpy jumpy on stuff and have found its great.
I even did a handstand on a 100 meter tall pillar today which was surrounded by a pool of sharks with lasers and sharp pokey ouchey things for teeth. and it was very windy. and i had my eyes closed.
Honest..
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
:largebumpybounce:
gosh I smell
and damn I'm foolish and slack for leaving my account logged in in pooksville
*exit left sniggering*
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
hey mopheaded one,
I have to say, I was quite overwhelmed by your mother when I met her, but I didn't mind her tendancy to offer me many many jaffa cakes!
hows the gymnastics going? can you do a somy yet?
love and jam and nutella
Lx
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Written by: mcpoooooooh!
gosh I smell
it's YOU?!
wow! Potent stuff Moggin! See you tonight ?
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Quiet all of YOU!
I AM PRESIDENT!!!!!!
Have been practising semi yesterday, but without much success due to jump sapping sprung floor. Will try it on a solid surface tomorrow night. But headsprings are good, and ian is doing some weird rhythmic gymanstics flying acrobalance...
I do not smell. Well only after gymanstics....
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
*sniffs air suspiciously*
love you really nutmeg - there's firey goodness going on for Samhuinn, talk to callum at fire
it needs an organiser too I think - could be good practice....
see you at tollcross later?
xxx
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*poke*
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
*double-long-stick-poke*
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
I posted some pictures on my gallery of
Meghan disguised as Meghan.
And Meghan in a dress
You can see her legs
Just wanted to make sure that they get maximum exposure before I'm struck down by the gods.
Drew
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
*wards off silly Meghan-type gods with a big stick*
oo meg, I dressed Tulip up in her new socks last night and she looks Beauuutiful
they fit over her dinky wicks most perfectly
thank you!
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio
Wicked photos Drew, the plan worked perfectly!
And thanks for sending me my dress back Meg! I got it this morning x
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Drew, you know you're going to a sarcastic hollywood-esque hell for those pictures. I wish I had been more drunk, at least then I would have had an excuse. Damn peer pressure.
Molly: I heard, you didn't like the colour? What's that about then! RAWK! Plus you still haven't picked up your DVD...
Elasta: Yeah, I got my mum to wash it...
She was like: Meghan! You've been buying dresses! and I had to tell her: alsa no, mother... Then she was like: well wow, you still fit into a size 12..... (was it a size twelve? Ten? Should I even be saying this out loud?)All of you, How dare you bump my thread from it's rightful place of oblivion!
by now...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
not like the colour?
but they're RED
Tulip is just having to get used to her new slim-line look
(now everyone will know how dinky her wicks are and she's a bit embarassed)
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
It's not size what matters, it's what you do with it that counts?
I don't think you understand that the DVD isn't baton twirling, it's something non-baton twirling but still 'tastic!
erm. Why am I posting on my own thread.
This is a shock to the system...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
does the DVD go "...bang, bang" at any point?
otherwise I'm out of suspicions
and put that eyebrow away, you might strain something
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
yeah my big toe... again!
no bang banging.
Some small amount of a word frequently connected with the only american state not to have a straight line in it's border...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
you are crytpic and I am slack
poor toe
where is your video Meghan?
get on with it
sorry for that little outburst
pop round for tea, won't you?
we have a full chocolate tin
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I would but I don't have a very clear idea of where you live, apart from ...
This is cos I am slack.
And that was my very best crytic clue.
I have finished my homework for today. :verytiredandinahotroomwithcomputerssmiley:
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
missed your call
sorry
how slack is that?
could we have international competitions do you think?
or would no one actually turn up...
my american geography is poo
and my american is busy
so your clue don't help me girly
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Hawaii.
I get it. Nutmeg.
Ha.
As in Hawaii.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
yes but the answer was infact Big Bad Voodoo Daddy so her clue was shoddy at best
tsk me
but
and thank you to you, and indirectly to manticore I suppose, for the dvdyou rock most burnily ms. lady
(yes and you can rock too Jo)
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
is this my thread?
I like NYC's interpretation.
I was mistaken after mishearing johnny and my own childhood.
perhaps things will turn out for the best.
Sometimes things don't go, after all,
From bad to worse. Some years, muscadel
Faces down frost; green thrives; the crops don't fail,
Sometimes a man aims high, and all goes well.
A people sometimes will step back from war;
Elect an honest man; decide they care
Enough, that they can't leave some stranger poor.
Some men become what they are born for.
Sometimes our best efforts do not go
Amiss; sometimes we do as we meant to.
The sun will sometimes melt a field of sorrow
That seemed hard frozen: may it happen for you.
Sheenagh Pugh - Sometimes
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
mmmmmmmmmm
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
i saw you on the tellybox...thought i'd announce this so that everyone will know... cos some people didnt... :jump:
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Yeah, me too, and you were funny, i think, well, that falling off a low wall was funny, was that you?
should have known there would be edinburgh jugglers on a parkour program....
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
at Nx... hehe did you regonise the other two? random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I was falling with style. ( Or hair as some people call it.)
Hey all!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Hey meg!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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