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Login/Join to ParticipateFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
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Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
I saw this when trying to think of ways to recover from the valentines day massacere that ensued when I tried to be romantic but without the benifit of knowing what the heck I was doing.
How to be romantic
I saw this when trying to think of ways to recover from the valentines day massacere that ensued when I tried to be romantic but without the benifit of knowing what the heck I was doing.
How to be romantic
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starring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
Posted:
lemme guess, you forgot about the "Not Having Food On Your Head" rule?
lemme guess, you forgot about the "Not Having Food On Your Head" rule?
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From the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
you'd think that a lobster on your head would create instant desire in a woman but apperantly not
you'd think that a lobster on your head would create instant desire in a woman but apperantly not
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starring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
Posted:
go figure eh..It's red, cute, n pretty dern suave for a crustaceon...Women
go figure eh..It's red, cute, n pretty dern suave for a crustaceon...Women
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Maybe it was cuz it was on your head?...now if you wore it on a belt round your waist you'd have been well in!!
Oh and maybe try a little hat on it next time...chicks dig hats
Maybe it was cuz it was on your head?...now if you wore it on a belt round your waist you'd have been well in!!
Oh and maybe try a little hat on it next time...chicks dig hats
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starring Skippy the green llama
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
Posted:
He bettah be cooked if he's goin near meester happy with dem snappers
He bettah be cooked if he's goin near meester happy with dem snappers
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
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Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
"As far as birthday presents and so forth go, you can make the gift personal by carefully considering your beloved's interests and choosing a gift uniquely suited to her personality. Flowers always works."
So, so true
"As far as birthday presents and so forth go, you can make the gift personal by carefully considering your beloved's interests and choosing a gift uniquely suited to her personality. Flowers always works."
So, so true
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
LMAO
that was the best....
did you check out the mushy names generator?
LMAO
that was the best....
did you check out the mushy names generator?
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
funny objects
Unicycles. Bellows. Cauliflower. Koosh balls. Girls' bicycles. Fish. Starfish. Three-hole punches. Snowshoes. Hacksaws. Cheese graters. Pinkies. Bell bottoms. Chopsticks. Long gray beards. Green peppers. Aardvarks.
wtf
funny objects
Unicycles. Bellows. Cauliflower. Koosh balls. Girls' bicycles. Fish. Starfish. Three-hole punches. Snowshoes. Hacksaws. Cheese graters. Pinkies. Bell bottoms. Chopsticks. Long gray beards. Green peppers. Aardvarks.
wtf
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Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
im with pounce .. i almost died laughing!!
personally if a guy did any of that (bar the candles bit) after vomiting on his shoes id conclude that he hasnt put any time of effort into anything and is just going with what is 'supposed' to be romantic
im with pounce .. i almost died laughing!!
personally if a guy did any of that (bar the candles bit) after vomiting on his shoes id conclude that he hasnt put any time of effort into anything and is just going with what is 'supposed' to be romantic
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Location: Nottingham, UK.
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Location: Nottingham, UK.
Posted:
Ha I don't think I've ever known a romantic guy... the chance would be a fine thing!!
With regards to receiving nice romantic gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines etc... I can't say I can recall a time when anything remotely romantic came my way. Maybe I'm just holding onto false hope that romance still exists in this day and age. Oh well.. it's my birthday in less than a month... fingers crossed!!!
Ha I don't think I've ever known a romantic guy... the chance would be a fine thing!!
With regards to receiving nice romantic gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines etc... I can't say I can recall a time when anything remotely romantic came my way. Maybe I'm just holding onto false hope that romance still exists in this day and age. Oh well.. it's my birthday in less than a month... fingers crossed!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
that was a fabulous website!
I want to hear what the valentine's debacle really was all about though - so we can all learn from your experience and have more succesful romantic lives by not following your example!
that was a fabulous website!
I want to hear what the valentine's debacle really was all about though - so we can all learn from your experience and have more succesful romantic lives by not following your example!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Posted:
This is a classic web site! I must remember it if ever I decide to propose.
In my opinion - receiving gifts of any sort is not romantic at all. Actions and thoughts are romantic, gifts are just things. Whilst they can be bought for romantic reasons they can also be bought for other reasons and disguised as romantic.
What's romantic is a standing round randomly looking into the distance when the girl next to you says your name. When you look round she jumps up, gives you a kiss, a massive hug and smiles hapily. I'll take that over any gift
Romance isn't dead - it's just that people are looking too hard for it.
This is a classic web site!
I must remember it if ever I decide to propose.Quote:
With regards to receiving nice romantic gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines etc... I can't say I can recall a time when anything remotely romantic came my way
In my opinion - receiving gifts of any sort is not romantic at all. Actions and thoughts are romantic, gifts are just things. Whilst they can be bought for romantic reasons they can also be bought for other reasons and disguised as romantic.
What's romantic is a standing round randomly looking into the distance when the girl next to you says your name. When you look round she jumps up, gives you a kiss, a massive hug and smiles hapily. I'll take that over any gift
Romance isn't dead - it's just that people are looking too hard for it.
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Your missing out Ju but don't give up hope!! We're out here but we're mostly already taken! 
Personally I don't think anything can be romantic, it has to be soooooo personal that if you don't have an idea about the person you'll never manage to make it romantic...thus flowers DONT always work, especially for Hayfever sufferers!!
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Ha I don't think I've ever known a romantic guy..............I can't say I can recall a time when anything remotely romantic came my way
Your missing out Ju but don't give up hope!! We're out here but we're mostly already taken!
Personally I don't think anything can be romantic, it has to be soooooo personal that if you don't have an idea about the person you'll never manage to make it romantic...thus flowers DONT always work, especially for Hayfever sufferers!!
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