Forums > Introductions > The life and times of Jez
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Location: UK, London
I had an intro before but cannot be bothered to sort it out again, but I thought it would be nice to have my own little area to chill and relax with peeps. So to start it off here is a little info about me.
Let the Jez bashing commence!
Name: Dave Browne
Age: 23
D.O.B: 11th of October 1980
Birthplace: Southend, Essex, England.
Current Residance: London, England.
Skilled In: Computer geeky stuff, athough I am a bit poo at programming, I have been working in Digital print for 3 years.
School Grades: All A-C. Others: GNVQ Advanced IT.
Family: Mom: Sue, Dad: Chas, Older Sister:Deborah, Younger Sister:Laura
Status: In a caring, sharing and loving relationship.
Whom: My sexy Lucy
Website Poi in the Park EX
Color: Green
Drug: Coffee.
Drink: Coffee.
Food: Lasagne
Hair: Black short hair, spiky
Toys: Flags, Fire Poi, Fire Staff, 5ft Aerotech Staff, Beaming Poi, Aerotech juggling balls (used for poi), Diablo, Devilsticks, Many juggling balls, Lots of sock poi and comet poi. Probably have more toys but cannot think right now.
Idols: Roberta Williams, David Braben
Author: Alistair Reynolds
Book: Revelation Space, Chaos City
Film: Cannibal the Musical
Television: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Joss Whedon is a genius)
Music: All sorts from Experimental Breakbeat through to Dark Wave, Jazz. Basically its not the genres that interest me but particular songs that stand out in all genres.
Last gig: Some Festival last year
Last Festival: Cannot remember the name of it but before that one it was Godskitchen
Poi'd: Since November 2000.
Juggling: Since I was very little but I only learnt tricks and things this year.
Staff: Since June 2001
Performing Professionally: Since October 2001.
Other stuff: I love computer games with a passion, I have a collection of almost 200 console games. Some of which are very rare and are my babies
Sadest Day: When all my college mates went off to University. We were very close and shared so much, although I still keep in touch with a couple of them.
Happiest Day: Performing on stage professionally for the first time, I had a very good part in the show and sang a duet and a trio in front of 400 people a night for a couple of months, but the first time was such a buzz.
So thats a little about me.
Love and hugs to all who venture into this room
**wiggles butt**
EDITED_BY: Jez (1093611715)
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
pushes in to be first
Hey Jez
Bought you a mauve tie
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Yay
Make yourself at home Gnor there is a loverly rockery in the garden for you to enjoy. Just stay put and I will bring u a cuppa.
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
sits on rock
Why thankyou darl......white with two please
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Hello Jez
When you perform is it a poi/singing combo?!
Bug
Let's relight this forum 
642 posts
Location: UK, London
No custom bug, although perhaps to create a show like that would be a good idea.
Here's your tea hun!
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
hey jez how do?
you need bit of (blue) decoration in here. otherwise i'm joining gnorc on the rockery('i like that boulder. that is a niiiice boulder')
R Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Allo, allo. Have not seen you or Sir Sheep around here for ages How's your fine lady? Send her hugs from me and here are some for you
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Come sit with me Mr Bluecat:D....tis a very fine rock:D
The rockery is full of blue flowers too...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Welcome peeps we can have a blue room
just for bluecat Kat - Myself and the sheep are excellent thank u, I miss u too darl hopefully see u soon
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
ello chicken just thought i come in an spead the wiggliness
*wiggle wiggle*
oh and since im older than you when i move in as the eldest you and abi have to do what i say okay mister!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
allo
did you get that job then?? xoxoxox
*le snuggle*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
who me?!!?
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
642 posts
Location: UK, London
no me!
I had the second interview today which I hope I did well. I will find out next week sometime.
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Good Luck Jez!!
Knock 'em dead (but not with your poi ok! ) Let's relight this forum
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
comes bursting in while giggling
'ello! *waves frantically*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Hey pounce make yourself comfortable!
Oh you already have!
Well here have a cuppa.
Thanx Custom I will let u all know when I do.
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
jez ..why was i not informed of that piece of information !?!? huh huh huh?!?!?
as punishment you must wiggle for ten minutes!
*sends out good luck vibes as well
* she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
642 posts
Location: UK, London
I did tell you u goose
We even talked about it on chat, silly Narr. Everybody else was listening hehe.
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
i know you had another interview..what i mean was i didnt know it was today ..
... so there she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
642 posts
Location: UK, London
lol ok hun
I will commence my punishment now
**wiggles for all his worth**
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Your a post whore.
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
642 posts
Location: UK, London
no I am not I am just replying to the posts directed at me
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
You've made 17 posts today, which is probably more than the combined total of the past three months.
Post whore :P
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
S'pose I better welcome you properly anyway. Why'd you have to go and get one of these, I'll have to make a point of checking it more often now
I'm surprised that you've broadcast the fact that your a Essex boy lol. As long as you don't try to get me to relinquish my Northern Scumminess
And shame on you for Buffy
Nice new hair cut btw.
Random fact around Jez - he plays maracas rather well by all accounts.
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Sacrilige - won't hear a word against Buffy! Twas the bees knees
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
im gonna have to sit with abi on this one..total cheesey plop!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
642 posts
Location: UK, London
Ok looks like I have to come in and defend Buffy (Although by all accounts she can look after herself pretty well!)
Firstly the show is not great because of the main characters, it is good because of the production quality and the ideas behind it. For example the episode "hush" won many awards and it is perhaps one of the greatest TV examples of entertainment that exists in my opinion. The whole episode was done in silence and still the characters and the plot came off really well.
Another example the episode "Once more with feeling" has also got a lot of critical acclaim and was voted 13th best musical in the world. (Although I think that it does not deserve that high placement) It again perfectly in music remained modern, funny, and advanced the characters and the plots perfectly and it was refreshing to hear voices that were not perfect because it fits in with the environment the episode was made in.
Yes buffy is cheesy at times but these cheesy moments are self aware and so is used as comedy in the program.
Also as the finisher I have to state that when Abi moved in with me she hated Buffy and although when asked she will still say that she still does. But if you approach quietly enough in an evening, to our flat you will spot Abi sitting alone watching the current episodes on TV. I know because I caught her!!!
So Narr when u come over I will force u to watch many episodes of it until u agree it is good muahaha. Especially as I own them on DVD!!!
Wow one of my longer posts on HOP and its about Buffy lol
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! it shall never happen NEVER!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Oi. I watched two, yes two, of the latest series, purely cos BBC2 was better than the depressing news on BBC and I don't beleive any other channels exist.
And there's no way that the musical episode could be rated so high in the 100 Greatest Musicals - where was things like Miss Saigon (90 odd I believe) and ffs, 8 Mile got acclaim. That is well flawed. I mean, even things like Phantom and Joseph were lower than Buffy!
And Giles has got one of the most annoying accents going.
What else is wrong with Buffy?
Help me out Narr! Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
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