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Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
hee hee cool monkey bovril
yay for clapham
hee hee cool monkey bovril
yay for clapham
back
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
nice monkey bov
although i was never that happy with the original pic anyway.
it was based on a picture of drew\glass doing double staff, which then turned into me doing double staff, and in its final iteration: a monkey doing invisible double staff.
clapham: maaaaaaybe possibly i dunno but maybe
i'll see if i can get down there and possibly bring a meg...
i'm moving to clapham north at the end of the month, but thats when it's gonna be getting cold. This is technically termed as being "a bit lame"
hugz all round
and an extra one for skully for being lovely
nice monkey bov
although i was never that happy with the original pic anyway.
it was based on a picture of drew\glass doing double staff, which then turned into me doing double staff, and in its final iteration: a monkey doing invisible double staff.
clapham: maaaaaaybe possibly i dunno but maybe
i'll see if i can get down there and possibly bring a meg...i'm moving to clapham north at the end of the month, but thats when it's gonna be getting cold. This is technically termed as being "a bit lame"
hugz all round
and an extra one for skully for being lovely
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
You didnt answer my question.
You didnt answer my question.
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
A bit?
I think that falls undeer the category of "Waaaaaaaay laaaaaaaaaaaame"
I fear not the cold!
.....I just don't like it that much.
Written by: simian
This is technically termed as being "a bit lame"
A bit?
I think that falls undeer the category of "Waaaaaaaay laaaaaaaaaaaame"
I fear not the cold!
.....I just don't like it that much.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
tony hart
obviously
tony hart
obviously
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
See you last tuesday
See you last tuesday
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
poke
:spankthemonkey:
Free chocolate cake in my intro for the first 10 to get there!
poke
:spankthemonkey: Free chocolate cake in my intro for the first 10 to get there!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*sprints off*
*sprints off*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Dear Mr Munky Boy
Are you coming to the BrJC so I can snog your face off and grope your bottom?
Love the Naughty Chocoholic Pirate Faery
Dear Mr Munky Boy
Are you coming to the BrJC so I can snog your face off and grope your bottom?
Love the Naughty Chocoholic Pirate Faery
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
no
i am too
A) busy
B) poor
C) generally quite rubbish
there's a psycho lemming waving at me!
i better wave back or she might jump off a cliff onto me...
Written by: skully
Are you coming to the BrJC so I can snog your face off and grope your bottom?
no
i am too
A) busy
B) poor
C) generally quite rubbish
there's a psycho lemming waving at me!i better wave back or she might jump off a cliff onto me...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Well Simon thats just RUBBISH!
Who will I snog the face off now?? Who has a bottom to squish thats like yours??? I'm distraught now and may not go at all
Well Simon thats just RUBBISH!
Who will I snog the face off now?? Who has a bottom to squish thats like yours??? I'm distraught now and may not go at all
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
veteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
'ello munky.
'ello munky. The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Yesterday at 4-43pm i became a monkey unkle!
Katie Angel Purdie is my little monkey niece. i haven't met her yet, but have been assured that she is "gorgeous".
She weighs 5 pounds and 6oz. Although i have no idea what that means or why it's in any way important.
Skully: i'm sure you can find someone in bristol to enjoy snogging the face off of of. off?
The chances of finding someone with a bottom similar to mine is far lower, i'm afraid. i believe that proportionally, garthy's shares quite a few characteristics, though it's actual dimensions are somewhat greater.
*grabs pigeon & skully & polythene and dresses them all in cute little mongoose outfits*
awww you're all soooooo cute 
Yesterday at 4-43pm i became a monkey unkle!
Katie Angel Purdie is my little monkey niece. i haven't met her yet, but have been assured that she is "gorgeous".
She weighs 5 pounds and 6oz. Although i have no idea what that means or why it's in any way important.
Skully: i'm sure you can find someone in bristol to enjoy snogging the face off of of. off?
The chances of finding someone with a bottom similar to mine is far lower, i'm afraid. i believe that proportionally, garthy's shares quite a few characteristics, though it's actual dimensions are somewhat greater.
*grabs pigeon & skully & polythene and dresses them all in cute little mongoose outfits*
awww you're all soooooo cute
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
hey! a dancing mongoose! how cute
wait just a second!
i see your game!
*keeps head well away from the mesmerising pigeon-mongoose*
hey! a dancing mongoose! how cute
wait just a second!
Written by: a clever mongoosologist
An interesting observation has been reported when the white-tailed mongoose steals chickens. Apparently, the mongoose performs a 'dance' in front of a henhouse, attracting the attention of the chickens. When the chicken puts its head through thewire mesh to have a closer look at the dancing mongoose, its head is bitten off.
i see your game!
*keeps head well away from the mesmerising pigeon-mongoose*
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I found a guy at Bristol that was just like you Simian. He had the skinny body and he even looked just like you. I think maybe he had a bit of a better bum though.
I found a guy at Bristol that was just like you Simian. He had the skinny body and he even looked just like you. I think maybe he had a bit of a better bum though.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
This is your moment of zen for today.
Enjoy.
This is your moment of zen for today.
Enjoy.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
What.... the.... f*ck?
That animation made absolutly no senve to me, even though I sat there for the entire 5 miutes watching it all.
for the monkey.
What.... the.... f*ck?
That animation made absolutly no senve to me, even though I sat there for the entire 5 miutes watching it all.
for the monkey. 110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
id it
must work...
i
d it must work...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
It's not your moment of zen UCOF. Of course you didn't get it.
Written by: UglyCowsOfFrance
What.... the.... f*ck?
It's not your moment of zen UCOF. Of course you didn't get it.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
ucof's moment of zen for today
Non-Https Image Link
apologies for anyone who sees pretty red crosses. Don't worry , it's just a missing link. Find an anthropologist and tell them you've seen it, and watch them get all excited.
ucof's moment of zen for today
Non-Https Image Link
apologies for anyone who sees pretty red crosses. Don't worry , it's just a missing link. Find an anthropologist and tell them you've seen it, and watch them get all excited.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
what the 
???
what the ??? "is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
tsk, it wasn't your moment of zen, Konsti...
tsk, it wasn't your moment of zen, Konsti...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
Let's relight this forum 
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Id it
That cartoon strip rocks!
C-U-2-Nite
I
d it That cartoon strip rocks!
C-U-2-Nite
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
yeah i guess ur right. my moment of zen would include big breasted swedish twins, chocolate syrup, and an ambulance...
yeah i guess ur right. my moment of zen would include big breasted swedish twins, chocolate syrup, and an ambulance...
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Your search - big breasted swedish twins, chocolate syrup, and an ambulance... - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.
Your search - big breasted swedish twins, chocolate syrup, and an ambulance... - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
In a parallel universe John Rhys-Davis would've been in Flash Gordon....
In a parallel universe John Rhys-Davis would've been in Flash Gordon....
Meh
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
at cantus very hard indeed
oh monkey.. have this:
Non-Https Image Link
and while im at it.. this is monkey.
at cantus very hard indeed oh monkey.. have this:
Non-Https Image Link
and while im at it.. this is monkey.
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