Forums > Introductions > Patrick *DELETED*
Login/Join to ParticipateAnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Post deleted by Patrick the Bubba Badger
EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1149045225)
Post deleted by Patrick the Bubba Badger
EDITED_BY: Patrick the Bubba Badger (1149045225)
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
quote:Good, I was wondering how I was going to get mine thru customs!
Originally posted by Dentrassi:
ill dust off the straight-jacket in preparation...
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg grabs the straight jacket and starts painting flowers on it.
Just wanted to add something additional to sooth you Patrick.
Gidg grabs the straight jacket and starts painting flowers on it.
Just wanted to add something additional to sooth you Patrick.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
good idea. the paint fumes should help keep him sedated.
good idea. the paint fumes should help keep him sedated.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Mmmmmm, sedation. Although paint fumes tend to make me want to sing. Scarey that! Especially when its lyrics from Dead Bob!
Mmmmmm, sedation. Although paint fumes tend to make me want to sing. Scarey that! Especially when its lyrics from Dead Bob!
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
so the moral of the story is to never take you to a kareoke bar with freshly painted wall.
so the moral of the story is to never take you to a kareoke bar with freshly painted wall.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Only if the freshly painted wall promises not to sing!
Only if the freshly painted wall promises not to sing!
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg sews in a little tiiiiiny speaker and switch that is attached to a computer chip into the lining of the straight jacket. She presses the trigger and smiles as she listens.
Zippity do da, Zippity-ay. My oh my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine heading my way.
Zippity do da, Zippity-ay
Gidg sews in a little tiiiiiny speaker and switch that is attached to a computer chip into the lining of the straight jacket. She presses the trigger and smiles as she listens.
Zippity do da, Zippity-ay. My oh my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine heading my way.
Zippity do da, Zippity-ay
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Gee Gidg, how did you know what my favourite song is?
Gee Gidg, how did you know what my favourite song is?
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
hmmm.... what fun we could have with that straight jacket Hey gidg think we could change the zippedy doo da to... say... enigma perhaps?
Non-Https Image Link
And i think we need icecream. Yes a straight jacket, enigma and icecream sounds just about right.
*leaves the room pondering the sensibility of that statement yet surprisingly not caring about its consequences*
hmmm.... what fun we could have with that straight jacket Hey gidg think we could change the zippedy doo da to... say... enigma perhaps?
Non-Https Image Link
And i think we need icecream. Yes a straight jacket, enigma and icecream sounds just about right.
*leaves the room pondering the sensibility of that statement yet surprisingly not caring about its consequences*
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Well, I do have handcuffs. Police-issue, go figure!
Well, I do have handcuffs. Police-issue, go figure!
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
surely the presence of a straight-jacket makes the handcuffs redundant?
surely the presence of a straight-jacket makes the handcuffs redundant?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Yeh, but its much more fun trying to put some into a straight-jacket when you are handcuffed. Come on Man, challenge yourself!
Yeh, but its much more fun trying to put some into a straight-jacket when you are handcuffed. Come on Man, challenge yourself!
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
challenge fundamental physics as well for that matter....
challenge fundamental physics as well for that matter....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Well there you go, I knew you were up for a challenge!
Well there you go, I knew you were up for a challenge!
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
*wanders in and deposits a large black box on the floor, entirly featureless exept for the words "You Decide" stenciled in white. Leaves again wistling "The Final Countdown"*
*wanders in and deposits a large black box on the floor, entirly featureless exept for the words "You Decide" stenciled in white. Leaves again wistling "The Final Countdown"*
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Thanks Tom, I wondered where we'd left that! Now do you think Shroedinger is still alive in there?
Thanks Tom, I wondered where we'd left that! Now do you think Shroedinger is still alive in there?
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
of course schroedingers not in there!! why would he sacrifice himself to be in a perpertually undecided status?! thats why he put his cat in there!
yay for animal testing!!
of course schroedingers not in there!! why would he sacrifice himself to be in a perpertually undecided status?! thats why he put his cat in there!
yay for animal testing!!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
But is the cat named Bob?
But is the cat named Bob?
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
no im sure it was bill
no im sure it was bill
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
No. Isn't it the duck's Bill?
No. Isn't it the duck's Bill?
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
so Uma Thurman is actually trying to destroy a poor cat that was confined in a box by a warped theoretical physicist?
so Uma Thurman is actually trying to destroy a poor cat that was confined in a box by a warped theoretical physicist?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
No. She's trying to kill a duck. The duck is Bill!
No. She's trying to kill a duck. The duck is Bill!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
did some one say "warped physicist"???
well I'm here!
BTW, the schoedinger's cat gedanken experiment is bunk. The principle behind it says basically that you can't tell which way a particular thing happens until on observer comes along and actually collapses the probability function. While that is true (and makes the universe a very bizzare place for many reasons), the problem with this particular setup is that there is an observer - the cat!
did some one say "warped physicist"???
well I'm here!
BTW, the schoedinger's cat gedanken experiment is bunk. The principle behind it says basically that you can't tell which way a particular thing happens until on observer comes along and actually collapses the probability function. While that is true (and makes the universe a very bizzare place for many reasons), the problem with this particular setup is that there is an observer - the cat!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
but if the cat is dead, it cant observe whether it is dead or not - that is unless we are going to delve into afterlife physics....
but if the cat is dead, it cant observe whether it is dead or not - that is unless we are going to delve into afterlife physics....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
quote:Yes, but what are the cat's observations on your being warped?
Originally posted by vanize:
did some one say "warped physicist"???
the problem with this particular setup is that there is an observer - the cat!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
well, his observations still collapse the probabilty wave and determine, at least for a breif time persisting his observation, that I am either warped or not warped - until the the delta function spike that occured at the time of the observation relxes back into the original probablity wave distribution.
well, his observations still collapse the probabilty wave and determine, at least for a breif time persisting his observation, that I am either warped or not warped - until the the delta function spike that occured at the time of the observation relxes back into the original probablity wave distribution.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
and oh yeah...the cat can in fact observe it's own death. He does't have to live through it for it to count as an observation.
and oh yeah...the cat can in fact observe it's own death. He does't have to live through it for it to count as an observation.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
ummmm....
*quietly delivers a to Patrick then sneaks out again before anyone notices her blank expression of complete bewilderment*
ummmm....
*quietly delivers a to Patrick then sneaks out again before anyone notices her blank expression of complete bewilderment*
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Thanks for the kiss. Was it the dead cat that scared you away? Now if I can just find another... I'll be all set for spinning!
Thanks for the kiss. Was it the dead cat that scared you away? Now if I can just find another... I'll be all set for spinning!
mushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger
Posted:
well... that or dentrassi or vanize
well... that or dentrassi or vanize
I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it
Similar Topics
Using the keywords [patrick deleted] we found the following existing topics.
Show more..