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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I saw this and i thought of you:


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Meh


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole i sawthis and throught of you! wink


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the world has some ugly kids wink

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
aslso i found you this!

coles boat!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ive always wondered about the usefullness of Keys to a county?

Are there secret doors and raod that only the owners of these keys can use?

Or does it just open all the locks on everything in the county?

I know Westlife have the keys to somewher ein Ireland that my aunty and uncle and cousins used to live.

SO does anyone know the point of owning the keys to a county?

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, it scomes from having the key to the city

this was an old old skoll tradition when ppl were given keys to the city gates, so they could be responsible and open the city gates for ppl and so on i think, they are uber trust positions and that why giving teh keys is a huge thing!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
and westlife have Uber trust positions?

eek

What is going on with this world?

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yes i know!

also have you noticed that certain citys are twinned with others in places like germany and france?

well counils do this to build euro relations, but why they really do it is so that they get a free/cheep trip to a foreign city all tehtime!

sucks ass!

Step (el-nombrie)


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Have you noticed Twinning Societies are usually run by someone that never buys a round in the pub and they usually have body hygiene problems?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Are you saying Mech is cheap and smelly?

Cos you would only be half right...

wink

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Does Mech run a Twinning Society?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
probably.

but he is only qualified to twin small west country villages to towns in the deep southern states.

it helps to widen the gene pool whilst sticking closely to the traditions of inbreeding that are so closely upheld by the residents he represents.

but it has helped to initiate a healthy exchange of views and ideas between morris and line dancers.

yee-ha with bells they're calling it.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hwo did ya'll know?

was it my shot gun and my aility to eat through a straw?

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Mech mr Lovely.

can i make a small reccommendation to you that woudl clarify your posts considerably please?

Try reading your posts before you hit the "Continue" button.

smile

If you did this... it would make eveyones life so just that little bit better.

:snoggsmechsfaceoff:

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have four shotguns in my house...

and 5 swords too, two of which are a live-blade katana and wakasashi pair ubblove

i can't eat through a straw to save my life though frown

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
a live-blade Katana?

Does it wiggle?

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
only if you tickle it in the right places...

the second pleat between the menuki and tsuba and the very top part of the kashira normally do the trick smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
*pretends like he knows what Cole is talking about*

Is that so?

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole - i have a set of real katanas, wakishazi blades, and a wonderful sword made by gnor's bill for me

biggrin

its blooming loverly!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Written by: mech


i have a set of real katanas




Compared to holographic ones?

and Mech...thank you.

You are one of the most wonderful persons I have been lucky enough to meet. and thanks for only making one spelling mistake...
kiss

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
piff noff jon! biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
My brother has a live bladed katana.

He also has a bastard sword.

Did you see the pic of him in my gallery?

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Thats not a bastard sword..

Its a fuckoff great big sword!

He coudl have someones eye out with that!

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
you don't move in sharp and pointy circles do you Jon

*sits back to await sarcastic response*

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
sarcastic response about what?

my spinning?

nah..thats in straight lines and totally non-circular.

smile

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
that's ok then.


*thinks Jon may have missed the point. Is certain Jon has lost the plot*

Meh


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
only shaprp and pouinty bit in jons life, is teh uni corn horn he had grafted onto his left shoulder blade!

looks good through!

Step (el-nombrie)


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
is this the Jon that lives in your imagination?

Meh


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no its the real ucof jon, who you stayed with!

did he not show you?

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Dear Cole....



I stumbled across https://www.zveza-zdns.si/fotonatecajrezultatistari.php
earlier.



I was going to say: "I came across this" but realised the implications.



smile



Enjoy.

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
*starts repeating* Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links Must remember never to click UCoF's links *like a mantra*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


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