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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yay - 4 pages.......

Hello & Stuff to anyone that's just sat there reading our madness and not joining in - x.
Smilez......

Or maybe I just think there's a world outside of HOP....shhhhh, better keep it down, people might lock me up for being mad......no it isn't just voices, there are people up there controlling our lives by computer, no REALLY......arrrrrggggghhhhhh......

Errm I mean, Left Hand Blue........
Pass that joint someone...........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Has anyone seen Kurobei?

Was just over at mine and he'd left a note saying he was here......but can't find him

Ah well, I'll just have to play naked twister till he turns up

right hand yellow...

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
HHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

*Ahem* I understand that there is a game involving odd body postures and removal of clothing going on here. I would very much like to partake in this outlandinsh event.

How is everyone, it's been a long 4 days of busyness for me, what's everyone been up to?

whats up with all the limitations?


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
hello!!

im here, can anybody see me??!!!



(Hels, check ur PM's honey)

[ 28 August 2002, 21:23: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
* runs up to Kurobei and gives him a big hug and a kiss *

I'm here....

Looks like it's just me and you for Twister then!

(K - have read and replied...so the balls in your court!)

[ 28 August 2002, 21:27: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
YAY, A FRIEND!!!!!!



Just the two of us for twister huh................

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Hels Bells starts singing (badly) "It's Just the Two of Us...."*

Right then, you ready to play?

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right that's it pretend no-one else is about just coz no-one replys for 2 seconds......some of us are a bit slow due to the amount (or rather lack) of sleep and the amount (or rather amount) of grass in the system after last night.
PLUR (Don't know what that means but it sounds good)
Giggle - giggle
- x -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SterlingspiderBRONZE Member
Senator by day, Sith Lord by night.
128 posts
Location: Suffolk, New York, USA


Posted:
Yah, seriously, I know we're short but it's not like we're invisible or anything.

That's it, I need more tea.

Actually, I prolly don't as it is approx 5:43 am eastern standard time (that being my own) and if nobody else is going to use the twister mat well then I'm just gonna take a little nap.

If you really really really want the matt please just deposit me on that comfy looking velvety couch over there to finish sleeping it off, I'm fairly easy to carry and I don't snore.

Night all! *summarily curls up in a protective ball around her ever present practice poi*

"If the human brain were simple enough for us to understand, we would be too simple to understand it"
-Emerson M Pugh


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Raedy and willing as ever honey!!!!

SmallBoy, I think you better take it easy for a bit, have a schnooze or something, you'll be amazed at how good you feel after, we'll look after you and when you wake up there'll be a phat skunky spliff and a hot CoT waiting for you, how's that sound my man?



(HB, balls in your court again!!)

[ 28 August 2002, 21:53: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Is there summin going on between u 2 that we don't know about - LOL????????

Right foot green - kicks people off matt as there are sofas to sleep on.......
and enough blankets 2 go round.......(LOL - private joke)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Ok, now I'm very confused!!

What is actually going on here?



Okay, its all in your head, its all in your head..............

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks all embarrassed and blushes slightly*

Nothing is going on Small Boy...it's just two adults playing a harmless game of naked twister. Honestly there is nothing to it!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


Yeah SmallBoy, whatcha tryin to insinuate? lol

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
I am sure Kyrian said that she would play earlier (after all she is already running around half naked, no where did she go??)


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
We should have like a roll call or something, find out who's here and what state they're in!!!

I'm sitting on the sofa with MarkP, Miss HB and SmallBoy are here somewhere and now there's a rumour of a half-naked Kyrian running around.

This sounds like a job for inspector K!!!

K for Kan't be arsed to move until i've finished my tea and spliff that is!!!

[ 28 August 2002, 22:53: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
well i am here enjoying a nice cup of tea on the sofa, oh yeah I have sparked up the pipe too - anyone for a toke?

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm sat on the chair over there skinning up, wondering what happened to twister.

If we're not gonna play here, I might have to pop over to my place for a bit...

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Seems everyone's gone to sleep here!!!

If we go to yours, can we take the twister or do you have your own?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Since everyone else is akip.......

(**Hangs Do not disturb sign on bedroom door and promptly falls asleep till Thursday**)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Well, I never.

I'm invited to come play an Ya'll are asleep before I even git there! Oh well, guess this is all mine then..
*Pulls 12" template of White Widow from her back pocket and sparks it with a mini flame-thrower*

....Mmmmmmmmmm......

*Wonders how long it'll be before her coner is highjacked*

Anyone for a line of Bing?

xxx
PS: PLUR= Peace Love Unity Respect.

Az abouve, So below...


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
< Grabs DFQ and smoking packages and rushes her over to Hels Bels where the twister party is continuing >

DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
WhooOPWoOP!

pARETY TIME AGAIN! ALKDANnLkNkhgHkkjhUk|hhKL!!!!!

* whips out a conspicuous looking wrap of paper *

Az abouve, So below...


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Yip Yip Yip !!!!

PaRtYpArTyPaRtYpArTy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(**Stirs, takes toke on Salvia bong & goes back to sleep muttering something about weird astral dreams**)

(**Alarm clock fails to go off**)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
I cannot believe I spilled my guts out to you guys and noone shared any stories of their own. Now I just feel rather silly as I have been the only one to condemn myself to the position of house victim!!!!

Hot damn what is going on in the living room? I wander away for just a few minutes and everyone is neckid although knowing smallboy I am surprised it did not happen earlier. Well at least if I am to be house victim. I don't mind being one in a house full off naked peeps!!

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(**Yawns, stirs, mumbles and groans "Is that the fucking time?"**)

I fink everyone ended up carrying on the party at Helens house and I went to bed......missing DFQ which I am obviously gutted about coz she flits between here and the underworld so often no-one ever gets to see her. (Nothing to do with her carrying a footlong spliff and a wrap of washing powder - honest )

Where's Simian and his rizla???

Need stonedness..........and more sleep
(**Starts to drift back off**)

[ 29 August 2002, 22:16: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yay - 400 posts.

And I'VE GOT PICTURES UP..........

https://only-viewable-at.homeofpoi.com/mycgi/album.cgi?album=SmallBoy

How cool???

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Chek ur pm's ya white ass little bitch!

Az abouve, So below...


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