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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...![[Razz]](images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...![[Wink]](images/graemlins/wink.gif)
Hey Everyone...
Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..
Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..
I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance...
Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
oh.. um NYC
my avatars presence was requested by arashi and she has flitted off to entertain for a bit... but my angel has decided to come and play for a bit....
she hopes you like her too...
oh.. um NYC
my avatars presence was requested by arashi and she has flitted off to entertain for a bit... but my angel has decided to come and play for a bit....
she hopes you like her too...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Lovely new avatar.
Lovely new avatar.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
You know, that picture has hair somewhat similar to the REAL Valura's hair.
indeed.
Hi! I heard there were boobies in here???
*hopeful Grin*
You know, that picture has hair somewhat similar to the REAL Valura's hair.
indeed.
Hi! I heard there were boobies in here???
*hopeful Grin*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
yup. mine and pounces' and now yours too...
yup. mine and pounces' and now yours too...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
Friday's Fairytale:
Oli was a chimpanzee of extraordinary magnificance . He considered himself to be much more handsome than the other primates, and posessing significantly nicer underarm hair. Oli would swing from branch to branch, daringly, exposing his underarm hair for all and sundry to gaze upon. Often he would stretch and yawn, waving his arms above his head and using every opportunity to ripple his monkey muscles.
Oli was the love interest of several female chimps, who would follow him around and OOOH OOOH quite excitedly when he swung or flexed or did anything really. The elders of the chimp tribe were fairly bemused by this behaviour, as they saw Oli as nothing more than a youngster, no threat at all..
One day, Oli caught the eye of the most beautiful chimp in the tribe, Pana. She was the Head Chimps daughter, and had luxurious fur and small neat fingers. She could scratch better than any other chimp in the group, however was rather choosy about who she chose to scratch! Oli was sunbaking on a large rock one afternoon, when she swung overhead, and was distracted by his ripply flexy chimpy type muscles.
From that moment, their long distance courtship began. Pana's father was rather unimpressed by Oli, considering him to be a trumped up youngster, but Pana was infatuated. Oli would leave her gifts of berries and roots, wrapped carefully in banana leaves. Soon his charm had done its work, and Pana agreed to break the tribe curfew one night and meet him.
That night, Oli waited by the pool under the moonlight, standing statuesque on a large rock over looking the water, his fur rippling in the silver moon beams. Pana crept from the jungle, her interest clear, her fur tidy and her fingers clean. She climbed gracefully onto the rock beside him, and then Oli, wanting to show her his greatest asset, lifted his arms slowly.
Pana was shocked! Not only was it the longest underarm hair she'd ever seen, but also the Stinkiest!!! Her love for Oli dwindled faster than a balloon losing air, and she pushed him off the rock and into the pool, before flouncing back to the tribe. It wasnt long at all before she was betrothed to another chimp named Vip, and Oli was but a dim memory...
Except for the rest of the tribe. You see, everyone soon heard the story of Oli's illustrious armpit hair, and its formidable stench, and from then on, he was known as Stinky Oli, despite how often he flexed his muscles or posed in the sun.
Moral of the story? Muscles will only get you so far, but within a certain proximity, bathing will get you further!
Friday's Fairytale:
Oli was a chimpanzee of extraordinary magnificance . He considered himself to be much more handsome than the other primates, and posessing significantly nicer underarm hair. Oli would swing from branch to branch, daringly, exposing his underarm hair for all and sundry to gaze upon. Often he would stretch and yawn, waving his arms above his head and using every opportunity to ripple his monkey muscles.
Oli was the love interest of several female chimps, who would follow him around and OOOH OOOH quite excitedly when he swung or flexed or did anything really. The elders of the chimp tribe were fairly bemused by this behaviour, as they saw Oli as nothing more than a youngster, no threat at all..
One day, Oli caught the eye of the most beautiful chimp in the tribe, Pana. She was the Head Chimps daughter, and had luxurious fur and small neat fingers. She could scratch better than any other chimp in the group, however was rather choosy about who she chose to scratch! Oli was sunbaking on a large rock one afternoon, when she swung overhead, and was distracted by his ripply flexy chimpy type muscles.
From that moment, their long distance courtship began. Pana's father was rather unimpressed by Oli, considering him to be a trumped up youngster, but Pana was infatuated. Oli would leave her gifts of berries and roots, wrapped carefully in banana leaves. Soon his charm had done its work, and Pana agreed to break the tribe curfew one night and meet him.
That night, Oli waited by the pool under the moonlight, standing statuesque on a large rock over looking the water, his fur rippling in the silver moon beams. Pana crept from the jungle, her interest clear, her fur tidy and her fingers clean. She climbed gracefully onto the rock beside him, and then Oli, wanting to show her his greatest asset, lifted his arms slowly.
Pana was shocked! Not only was it the longest underarm hair she'd ever seen, but also the Stinkiest!!! Her love for Oli dwindled faster than a balloon losing air, and she pushed him off the rock and into the pool, before flouncing back to the tribe. It wasnt long at all before she was betrothed to another chimp named Vip, and Oli was but a dim memory...
Except for the rest of the tribe. You see, everyone soon heard the story of Oli's illustrious armpit hair, and its formidable stench, and from then on, he was known as Stinky Oli, despite how often he flexed his muscles or posed in the sun.
Moral of the story? Muscles will only get you so far, but within a certain proximity, bathing will get you further!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
*starry eyed*
you are without a doubt my best friend in the world
*starry eyed*
you are without a doubt my best friend in the world
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
noooooooooo Kristy loves YOU more.
Ditto my sweets!
noooooooooo Kristy loves YOU more.
Ditto my sweets!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
i love you both, and and and well i just do!
i love you both, and and and well i just do!
Step (el-nombrie)
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
noooooooooo Kristy loves YOU more.
ha.
spinkle!
noooooooooo Kristy loves YOU more.
ha.
spinkle!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
BUSTED!
BUSTED!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
but of course...
what are ya gunna do hey??
huh?
huh?
come on??
......
but of course...
what are ya gunna do hey??
huh?
huh?
come on??
......
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
tell troy.
tell troy.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
that picture up there of Vulura dose looks *heaps* like you chicken!!!
though I've never seen you with hard core eye makeup and body paint before 
(flyntie was right with the hair though ) 
that picture up there of Vulura dose looks *heaps* like you chicken!!!
though I've never seen you with hard core eye makeup and body paint before (flyntie was right with the hair though ) *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
and YAY for the new kombi!!!!!! 
and YAY for the new kombi!!!!!!
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
poke
poke
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
poke poke
poke poke
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
SILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
Oh my theres a lots of pokeing in here ? Where's the love ? Puk gets into dropbear mood look out !.
Oh my theres a lots of pokeing in here ? Where's the love ? Puk gets into dropbear mood look out !.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
would you like to join us poking valura?
would you like to join us poking valura?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
giggles!!!!
yay....
giggles!!!!
yay....
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
BRONZE Member
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
Posted:
a kombi
bloody hippys
:P:P:P:P:P
hehe
poke poke poke poke
a kombi
bloody hippys
:P:P:P:P:P
hehe
poke poke poke poke
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
GOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
to complete the hippy thing, you need a peace sign painted on the spare tyre!
to complete the hippy thing, you need a peace sign painted on the spare tyre!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
Well they had a flower power baloon hanging off the side mirror! Dose that count? 
Well they had a flower power baloon hanging off the side mirror!
Dose that count? *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
valura is getting a custom pait job from me!
speakingof whick, did you get the pm i sent?
i need some feedback sweetie
valura is getting a custom pait job from me!
speakingof whick, did you get the pm i sent?
i need some feedback sweetie
Step (el-nombrie)
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
that was so funny pixie...
It took ages to pop... bovril was watching it for ages....
yeah mech I have got your pm... I will write today...
Written by:
Well they had a flower power baloon hanging off the side mirror! Dose that count?
that was so funny pixie...
It took ages to pop... bovril was watching it for ages....
yeah mech I have got your pm... I will write today...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
what if you put a pickle on it?
Non-Https Image Link
what if you put a pickle on it?
Non-Https Image Link
Currently on the right side up of the world.
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
ohhhhhhh thats the coolest bug!!! rahhhhahahahah!!
you could drive one of them flynty~~!
ohhhhhhh thats the coolest bug!!! rahhhhahahahah!!
you could drive one of them flynty~~!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
SILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia
Posted:
It's a great picture to imagin, you and arsn, sitting in a kombi, fluffly pillows scattered around, the smell of incense wafting out of the van, sunnies on the dashboard, carefree, lazy days ahead....
ahhh, it's just so wonderful
It's a great picture to imagin, you and arsn, sitting in a kombi, fluffly pillows scattered around, the smell of incense wafting out of the van, sunnies on the dashboard, carefree, lazy days ahead....
ahhh, it's just so wonderful
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
Incence and *scatch and sniff* smelly carebears!!!
EDITED_BY: .:* Moon Pixie *:. (1088658640)
Incence and *scatch and sniff* smelly carebears!!! EDITED_BY: .:* Moon Pixie *:. (1088658640)
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
oh you are such a darling poet ade...
I love that feeling that picture conjours up for me!!!
and there will be a pixie in the back playing on the bed with her kitten cat
EDITED_BY: Valura (1088658632)
oh you are such a darling poet ade...
I love that feeling that picture conjours up for me!!!
and there will be a pixie in the back playing on the bed with her kitten cat
EDITED_BY: Valura (1088658632)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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