Page: ......
ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Hey Everyone...

Just a few quick words to say hi and to introduce myself a little..

Well, im a 21 year old female who lives in Brisbane Australia but hails from Masterton in New Zealand..

I have been playing sticks for the past 7 months now, my friend Allie taught me and I love her for it. My fav toy is the short staff, although I have recently bought a new stick that has a lot more length on it and its been interesting to use the two... I also use poi and devil stix and can juggle like a demon...not... I work for an insurance company by the day but during my spare time I work in a lot of mystic fairs doing readings with tarot and palms and auras and such...My fav book is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson...and also a book Im reading at the moment called "Crossing Over" by john Edwards the medium guy off the telly... The highlight of my life to date was running into The Tea Party after their brisbane concert and hanging out with the drummer Jeff Burrows for beers... That was great.. I saw Tool play the other night and I can say without a doubt that the concert was one of the best I had been to in a long time..go if you get the chance... [Razz]

Well is an honour to finally get to speak to like minded people..hear from you all soon... [Wink]

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Ooops... I didn't even realize she spoke to me. Silly me. Bah... forget it...



Woo her? You don't woo an avatar like that.



You just stand in the corner with your eyes down and wish you were a better man.



If I was taller or better looking or was in a band or had a motorcycle at least... I'd think about it. She's not getting out of the lake for a middle aged chem teacher. Trust me. wink



Besides, hot girls are overrated. They just use your niceness and generosity and incredible sexual stamina until they're satisfied and then leave to go watch bad TV and shop at the mall. And don't call unless they need your generosity or niceness or a two day nookie marathon because it's snowing and their other exboyfriends weren't good in bed. And then all of a sudden "WAAAH!" it's two in the morining and who do they call? You bet. Mr. Nice. "Well you understand me so well and you're so sweet you're the only one who really knows me at all.." BITE ME.



Besides, I'm sure she wants to move to the suburbs and settle down and have kids anyway.



biggrin



Gimme a nice girl who likes to snuggle and doesn't mind sleeping on the couch at the princess palace when we visit in the summer. Is that so wrong?

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
Quote:

Gimme a nice girl who likes to snuggle and doesn't mind sleeping on the couch at the princess palace when we visit in the summer. Is that so wrong?




i keep tellin ya NYC, i'm that girl!!! why don't you believe me???

ubblol

biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Sold.

I'll call your bluff. Right here in front of everyone.

You got my digits baby. I'm waitin'.... don't talk about it... bring it. eek

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
**avatar storms off in a huffy**

**Valura looks around giggling abit... **
Shes slightly moody hey?

believe me NYC my avatar has seen pictures of said "middle aged chemistry teacher..." she said something about some type of chemsitry between you both!!! LOL...... oh well... suppose we will never get to see if shes wearing a strapless bathing suit or not!! wink wink

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ha! see that's what you get for calling my bluff! you called wrong! so you can't curse me now for getting no sleep biggrin

*snuggles*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


firedancingfairyenthusiast
201 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Hope you're well beautiful girl.

Come to burleigh on Sunday night. I'm making my debut back after not being there for ages. Please do come play!

Lots of fairy kisses kiss


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Quote:

ha! see that's what you get for calling my bluff! you called wrong! so you can't curse me now for getting no sleep biggrin





Yawn... oh no... calling me is not calling my bluff. C'mon... my MOM calls me once a week. You don't get credit for going "Uh huh" a bunch a times into your free minutes hours of your cellphone while watching TV.

If you really want to see my cards, you're going to have to put more money in the pot than that little girl. eek

Then again, Valura's avatar hasn't even phoned... frown

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

i talked more than that! tongue as i recall, i was the one telling you a story.

just wait till i get your address. then i'll come and stalk you. you'll regret calling my bluff then wink

**giggles**

kiss

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Show up at my doorstep and you have officially called my bluff.

Until then, you're all talk.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

oh if only i had met you when i still had free flying benefits. i would have definately called your bluff in a heartbeat kiss

hmm....i do have some extra money coming in from my tax return. what's your address? ubbangel

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
*runs in late....*

'mine?'
mine. mine. mine.

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
No MINE!

Oh pshaw... Bluecat always gets the cute girls anyway, why try and fight it... frown It's the hair right? Chicks dig the hair.

Damn.

Maybe I'll PM my addy anyway. I ain't got nothing to do ALLLL spring break...

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

unfortunately, i still have to work during spring break frown *pouts* what's benefit of working at a college if i don't even get their vacations off???

but who knows, i've got a three or four day weekend in may and july wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
phew.

good thing i didn't cut it off as i nearly did a few weeks ago...

tell ya what.

i'll send you a tree, anythings better than kenn marrying her(it would after all mean he gets to live in this country for EVER!!! eek)

wink

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Hi Valura! (who's thread this is.... umm )

I was looking last night for a bubbles picture for you frown and i couldnt find one anywheres... im sorry!!

ummmmmmm i love you tho!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh flynty!!! thats the nicest thing.. i looked for hours and I couldnt find one either...
le sigh
oh well im sure I will find one

hey princess? I dont remember what we spoked about last night cause I was uber sleepy, but I know it was lovely cause I had nice sleep... I hope you did too.... hug kiss
I hope I didnt say dumb sleepy things
I love you anahera ubbangel

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
.:*rides in on her unicorn, yelling "Unicorn rides! ubbtickled a ride for only a pinch of pixie dust!" (a pixie's gotta fill her pouch with pixie dust somehow wink ) *:.

...:*still a little gittery and hyperactive from caramel coffee, the unicorn rears up and gallops out the door*:. ubbrollsmile

Oh...well... you win some ya lose some ... frown smile

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Standing there shocked !


Theres something you don't see everyday .

I then jump up and down going id love a unicorn ride

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
.:*well you'd better go catch it puko... It just gallopped out the door!*:.

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


.:* Moon Pixie *:.Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.


Posted:
it might have gone back through that vortex portal thingy in page 5 of my intro... it which case.... it could be anywhere confused

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
Jumps threw vortex now .

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
aroha nui, anahera

ubblove

Currently on the right side up of the world.


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
wassssssuuuuup miss V?

just wanted to say
eek at your choice of screen name. i meant to mention it before, but forgot redface

did you really get it from that book i borrowed from you? reallyreally eek cause that valura is not like you umm

love ya
R kiss

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ummm I have a confession
I never finished the book...
I saw the name and went "thats one sweet ass name" and
wasnt she kinda nice in the beginning? maybe? ummmm whats she like? ubbtickled I started reading it in byron and got a litle bit through it and when... blah i cant be assed...
I have read all the other Wise and hickman books tho... hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:

hello darling smile this is for you my sweet... its a thank you for helping me figer out how to do pics i hope you like it biggrin


Non-Https Image Link

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
thanks angel!!! thats a luffly piccy
ubblove

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
youw welcome biggrin

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Was sent this Valura and thought of you
inspiration

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
eek the Valura in the book is, like, the second most evil being on the planet....


what are you hiding from us o cute pseudokiwi?

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh gnor tis the most beautiful thing I have ever seen and Im sooo spun out that you thought of ME hug hug kiss

and blue... muahahahaha, muahahahahahahaha, muahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ubbtickled ubbtickled biggrin ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Page: ......

Similar Topics

Using the keywords [valura] we found the following existing topics.

  1. Forums > Im going CRAYZEE with out my puter [11 replies]
  2. Forums > Using the search engine... [13 replies]
  3. Forums > Sexy bitches in Byron [1 reply]
  4. Forums > nominations for favriot avater are... [54 replies]
  5. Forums > who would you have in your HOP wedding? [121 replies]

      Show more..