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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well I went to Joes in Kent this weekend and introduced myself to the people there, and now I have decided to introduce myself to everyone! So here I am, and tell me what u think….. please note that I am slightly insane, ask UCOF!.
Name:Tom
Age:20
Sex:Male
Location: Southampton, UK
Marital Status: per usual!
Occupation: JUGGLER!
Fav. Toys: Clubs!
New Best Word: Snotgobbler
Hobbies: Sailing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, POI, try and juggle, Diablo, walking, swimming, driving my car fast
Fav Food: steak obiously
What I want to do when I grow up: i want a big house so that I can have poi partys every weekend.
Fav Drink: Coke, cause im a lame
T total.
well there you go, enjoy pointing and laughing, lol. sorry i like to laugh at my own jokes cause no one else does and i feel that i might offend them if i dont? WTF am i on about...
ill leave you to decide
Frodo x x x x
Well I went to Joes in Kent this weekend and introduced myself to the people there, and now I have decided to introduce myself to everyone! So here I am, and tell me what u think….. please note that I am slightly insane, ask UCOF!.
Name:Tom
Age:20
Sex:Male
Location: Southampton, UK
Marital Status: per usual!
Occupation: JUGGLER!
Fav. Toys: Clubs!
New Best Word: Snotgobbler
Hobbies: Sailing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, POI, try and juggle, Diablo, walking, swimming, driving my car fast
Fav Food: steak obiously
What I want to do when I grow up: i want a big house so that I can have poi partys every weekend.
Fav Drink: Coke, cause im a lame
T total.well there you go, enjoy pointing and laughing, lol. sorry i like to laugh at my own jokes cause no one else does and i feel that i might offend them if i dont? WTF am i on about...
ill leave you to decide
Frodo x x x x
passing through, this world still lives.
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Keeper of the Spitfire
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Location: Calgary Canada
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Posted:
Hey frodo, nice to see you now have an intro thread!
Big hugs for making last weekend cool
I'm just sorry i wasn't too well, and so was quite quiet! Its really not usually me! 
Cool pics of you with the monster poi by the way!
See ya around.
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It used to seem to me that my life ran on too fast, and i had to take it slowly just to make the good parts last. But when you're born to run its so hard to just slow down.
Hey frodo, nice to see you now have an intro thread!
Big hugs for making last weekend cool
I'm just sorry i wasn't too well, and so was quite quiet! Its really not usually me! Cool pics of you with the monster poi by the way!
See ya around.
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It used to seem to me that my life ran on too fast, and i had to take it slowly just to make the good parts last. But when you're born to run its so hard to just slow down.
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
'ello!
welcome to our lovely home! nice hairy feet 
come join us pervs in my thread it's a bit r-rated 
there are some great activities in the other threads, i suggest you check them out: narr, mand, vanize. they all have fun stuff! regyt will whip and spank you if you let her, valura accepts giggles, lightening won the position of lead cabana boy. there's so many lovely people on here, i really suggest you check it out for yourself. just please remove your shoes at the door.
cheers!
'ello!
welcome to our lovely home! nice hairy feet come join us pervs in my thread it's a bit r-rated there are some great activities in the other threads, i suggest you check them out: narr, mand, vanize. they all have fun stuff! regyt will whip and spank you if you let her, valura accepts giggles, lightening won the position of lead cabana boy. there's so many lovely people on here, i really suggest you check it out for yourself. just please remove your shoes at the door.cheers!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
How do you change this thing???
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Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
Points and laughs... *Runs away before being attacked by a band of hobbits...*
EDITED_BY: arsn (1070501798)
Points and laughs... *Runs away before being attacked by a band of hobbits...*
EDITED_BY: arsn (1070501798)
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
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Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
ohohoh! you wake board! and you live so close!!:D can you teach me??!?! i live in pompey when im back in the uk
oh and hello and wellcome feel free to use my jacuzzi
ohohoh! you wake board! and you live so close!!:D can you teach me??!?! i live in pompey when im back in the uk
oh and hello and wellcome
feel free to use my jacuzzi she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hi Frodo!
It was a shame I couldn't make it down to Joe's at the weekend....but I heard a rumour that you're going to Synergy!
So, I'll meet you then Yeah!
Hi Frodo!
It was a shame I couldn't make it down to Joe's at the weekend....but I heard a rumour that you're going to Synergy!
So, I'll meet you then
Yeah! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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I don't want a title.
940 posts
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Posted:
Welcome!
If UCOF says you are insane, I'll be impressed. And those monster poi look amaaaaaaaaazing.
Welcome!
If UCOF says you are insane, I'll be impressed. And those monster poi look amaaaaaaaaazing.
E pluribus unum, baby.
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Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
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Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
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Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Posted:
Weeeeeeelcoooommmmmeeee Frodo!
A big house for poi parties every weekend?
Excellent.
Weeeeeeelcoooommmmmeeee Frodo!
A big house for poi parties every weekend?
Excellent.
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
rumors are indead correct and i am comming to synergy!!!, if my car ever drains out (left the door open for 24 hours worth of rain, earlier this week), and the water was outta the foot welll and rising up the seats!!! argh... .drilled a hole in the bottom of the car, narrowly missing the fuel tank!! scary
yeah ill teach yah wakeboarding, im not that good yet, but the people i go with are fantastic!!!!
its amazin how quickley a thread fills up, huh?
just going to buy a digi video cammerra, so wish me luck!?
would you call ucof insane, cause i am much further gone!
frodo x xx keep posting my lovelys.... hehe
rumors are indead correct and i am comming to synergy!!!, if my car ever drains out (left the door open for 24 hours worth of rain, earlier this week), and the water was outta the foot welll and rising up the seats!!! argh... .drilled a hole in the bottom of the car, narrowly missing the fuel tank!! scary
yeah ill teach yah wakeboarding, im not that good yet, but the people i go with are fantastic!!!!
its amazin how quickley a thread fills up, huh?
just going to buy a digi video cammerra, so wish me luck!?
would you call ucof insane, cause i am much further gone!
frodo x xx keep posting my lovelys.... hehe
passing through, this world still lives.
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Posted:
*eyes light up at the thought of finally getting wakeboarding lessons *
where bouts do you go?
*eyes light up at the thought of finally getting wakeboarding lessons *
where bouts do you go?
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
we go to jb ski, near thorpe, in the winter and then in the sea in the summer, depending on the weather!! hehe!!
its freezing cold at the moment, like really freezing
we go to jb ski, near thorpe, in the winter and then in the sea in the summer, depending on the weather!! hehe!!
its freezing cold at the moment, like really freezing
passing through, this world still lives.
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Location: sitting on the step
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Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
where on earth is thorpe????!?!?!?!?
where on earth is thorpe????!?!?!?!?
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
well thorpe is near london!! do u know were that is?? hope so!?!
i have shaved my toes !!! argh
!!!
well thorpe is near london!! do u know were that is?? hope so!?!
i have shaved my toes !!! argh
!!!
passing through, this world still lives.
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old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
spanner the database is good, people just gotta keep feeding me details!!
spanner the database is good, people just gotta keep feeding me details!!
passing through, this world still lives.
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
extra plastic bags.....
extra plastic bags.....
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
i do belive that we could do with a few more plastic bags, does anyone know where i could get hold of a stack of them??
frodo out!!
i do belive that we could do with a few more plastic bags, does anyone know where i could get hold of a stack of them??
frodo out!!
passing through, this world still lives.
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
how's the no coke and no fast food going? is mand getting a new staff?
how's the no coke and no fast food going? is mand getting a new staff?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Posted:
Oooh yeah, do I get Frodo's staff?
(ask for more plastic bags! more plastic bags!)
Oooh yeah, do I get Frodo's staff?
(ask for more plastic bags! more plastic bags!
) Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
THWAP!!
THWAP!!
veteran
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Location: London/ Surrey
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Location: London/ Surrey
Posted:
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
*lick*
*lick*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Keeper of the Spitfire
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Location: Calgary Canada
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Posted:
*runs through excitedly*
fly by hugs for Frodo.
Have a great time in Kent m'dear.
Sorry I can't be there this time.
*runs through excitedly*
fly by hugs for Frodo.
Have a great time in Kent m'dear.
Sorry I can't be there this time.
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
weeee..
just thougt i would take some time out of my programming exam to pop by and say hello to you crazee fool ("I aint gettin in no pleane fool!!).
Furthmore to my previous point, i shall look forwards to seeing you in 9 days.
i have many plans for McDonalds.
weeee..
just thougt i would take some time out of my programming exam to pop by and say hello to you crazee fool ("I aint gettin in no pleane fool!!).
Furthmore to my previous point, i shall look forwards to seeing you in 9 days.
i have many plans for McDonalds.
lovable smart-ass
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
Hey there,
I think we should get frodo to spin poi on top of his car while driving into the drive-thru backwards. And then order in the most confusing manner ever. (not that it gets more confusing than the first time we went there) i think the drive thru guyneedssome sort of entertainment.
looking forward too seeing u and the face of the McD guy.
Konsti
Hey there,
I think we should get frodo to spin poi on top of his car while driving into the drive-thru backwards. And then order in the most confusing manner ever. (not that it gets more confusing than the first time we went there) i think the drive thru guyneedssome sort of entertainment.
looking forward too seeing u and the face of the McD guy.
Konsti
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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grasshopper in training
124 posts
Location: Australia
grasshopper in training
124 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
My favourite word is spandex
Infact i think i shall start wearing it in crowded shopping malls so that wispers of "that girl is wearing spandex" will follow me wherever i go... and i shall be grinning like a fool at how easy it was to manipulate their punny minds at my fancy.
Mhaa haa haa...
Don't know how you will get people to call you snotgobbler on sight though.
Pleased to make your aquantance, Frodo
(Its water, promise!)
My favourite word is spandex
Infact i think i shall start wearing it in crowded shopping malls so that wispers of "that girl is wearing spandex" will follow me wherever i go... and i shall be grinning like a fool at how easy it was to manipulate their punny minds at my fancy.
Mhaa haa haa...
Don't know how you will get people to call you snotgobbler on sight though.
Pleased to make your aquantance, Frodo
(Its water, promise!) There is a world made of air, one of earth and one of water.
And there is one made of fire, and all of them fight for supremacy. They are fighting now, in my head.
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not with cactus
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
not with cactus
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Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
yo frodo...
dave phoned me earlier and mutterd something about loads of people from bournmouth, and kent or something
look foreward to that, im gonna be in paris on the 14th though,so i won be able to do that
but yea, next wensday should be cool
yo frodo...
Quote:
hey oli... im giving u a lift to kent....... did u know that???
and im seeing u on next wednesday!
dave phoned me earlier and mutterd something about loads of people from bournmouth, and kent or something
look foreward to that, im gonna be in paris on the 14th though,so i won be able to do that
but yea, next wensday should be cool
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
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Sweet talented nutter
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Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Posted:
I've got hobbit feet to we need more hobbits here
I've got hobbit feet to we need more hobbits here
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
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playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Posted:
*pokes head round door and has a quick look about....ut all seems quite so....*
HELLO!!!! I've never been in here before but it looks quite nice....even if it is a little wet! Maybe you should drill holes in the floor so it can be like your car!
*makes fast driving noises*
wwuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, uurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, SKREEEEEEEEECH!!!
I have to pretend to drive fast cuz my cars are old and only go slowly But if I close my eyes when I'm driving it's a lot more fun!! 
*pokes head round door and has a quick look about....ut all seems quite so....*
HELLO!!!! I've never been in here before but it looks quite nice....even if it is a little wet! Maybe you should drill holes in the floor so it can be like your car!
*makes fast driving noises*
wwuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, uurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, SKREEEEEEEEECH!!!
I have to pretend to drive fast cuz my cars are old and only go slowly
But if I close my eyes when I'm driving it's a lot more fun!! Let's relight this forum 
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old hand
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
well i have drilled holes in the floor, thanks for the advice, although now im sure the car will fail mr m.o.t!!
it now has a parraffin leak!! oh!!
hairy toes rule!!
long live hobbitS
well i have drilled holes in the floor, thanks for the advice, although now im sure the car will fail mr m.o.t!!
it now has a parraffin leak!! oh!!
hairy toes rule!!
long live hobbitS
passing through, this world still lives.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
good evening Squadron Leader Frodo
<- saluting
you completely ignored my advice about your name
and ignored my advice about names for your car from the sevenoaks thread:
You must realise that it is highly possible your life will one day depend on a piece of my advice.
The advice will probably be "duck".
but it may be an advocation of an entirely different nature. It's hard to be sure.
So Take Heed of the monkey's words!
or risk reaping the dire consequences...
good evening Squadron Leader Frodo
<- salutingyou completely ignored my advice about your name
and ignored my advice about names for your car from the sevenoaks thread:
Quote:
possible car names
Mr Frodo's remarkable transportation apparatus
the Thwapmobile
Spirit of Naive Optimism
Boris
Klarvor, the Transexual Lord of Mischief and Destroyer of Community Spirit
outside the asylum
(as in, everywhere outside the car is inside the asylum. i've shamelessly nicked that from a very funny man)
Sorry
You must realise that it is highly possible your life will one day depend on a piece of my advice.
The advice will probably be "duck".
but it may be an advocation of an entirely different nature. It's hard to be sure.
So Take Heed of the monkey's words!
or risk reaping the dire consequences...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom
Posted:
mr simian, as i have met u only once... this being a bummer...
i have decided to take heed of ur so often freely availbe advice and change my profile...
so alas...
"Frodo the driver of Mr Frodo's remarkable transportation apparatus!"
lol
happy.. *me is smiling
so simian when will our pathes cross again? hopefully someday soon before the dark riders recive me into there layer>......
mr simian, as i have met u only once... this being a bummer...
i have decided to take heed of ur so often freely availbe advice and change my profile...
so alas...
"Frodo the driver of Mr Frodo's remarkable transportation apparatus!"
lol
happy.. *me is smiling
so simian when will our pathes cross again? hopefully someday soon before the dark riders recive me into there layer>......
passing through, this world still lives.