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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
Well, since so many people had their intro threads wiped out and are starting new ones, I figure I could use these events to start my own, ultra-untimely intro, seeing as how I've been around HoP for like 3 years.
So then:
Name: Vance
Alias: Van, Vanize, Add, Zaidou (my 'African' name) ... oh, and I almost forgot, Pixie Banger! (don't ask if you don't really want to know).
Age: 34 (35 now)
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa (WSW of Jo'berg) presently. Grew up in Houston, Texas. Most of my Family lives in Austin, Texas. I'm moving to Berlin, Germany in January for 2 years. (ok, been in Berlin for a year now)
Favourite Toys: sailboats (been sailing 29 years), surfboards (been surfing 19 years), poi (3.5 years) (almost 5 years now)
Occupation: Reasearch scientist (Ph.D. in space physics)
Hobbies: Too many - sailing, surfing, poi, scale models, travelling, collecting stamps and paper money from places I visit, Dungeons & Dragons, SCUBA diving, tropical fish, reading, painting, drawing, getting projects ready for Burningman, ....
Your favourite website/s: www.burningman.com
Music: I'll listen to most anything except modern country music. My favorites are classical (e.g. vivaldi, beethoven), trance, classic rock (led zep, hendrix, beatles), and what used to be called alternative (foo fighters, pixies, whale, ...)
Movies: blade runner (director's cut), strictly ballroom, band of brothers (more like a mini series I guess), amelie, ... er, I know there are more, but I can't think of them just now.
Books: mostly sci-fi, fantasy, and history.
Philosophy: Technological Gaiaism, Quantum Fatalism
Favourite Colour: Burgandy ( sorry Alice!)
Favourite Quote/Saying:
From a movie: "Gentleman, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!" - the Shoveler (Mystery Men).
From literature: "The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love" - W. Somerset Maughn
From personal life: "I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted. Then she kicked her glass of water across the room..." - Zouwera (Christmas day, 2002, west africa)
So that is that. We'll see if it goes anywhere, eh?
EDITED_BY: vanize (1111489303)
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
and skully - that was a beautiful commentary on the times we live in. thank you.
and skully - that was a beautiful commentary on the times we live in. thank you.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
oops sorry about all that....... I think I was 'over tired' last night
oops sorry about all that....... I think I was 'over tired' last night
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg sneaks in, undetected, and carefully aims her chocolate milk filled Super Soaker One Billion at Vanizes chest and fires. Seeing that she has it her target, she runs out without being seen. A ghostly laughter fills the room.
Mwwaahhaaahhhaaa
Gidg sneaks in, undetected, and carefully aims her chocolate milk filled Super Soaker One Billion at Vanizes chest and fires. Seeing that she has it her target, she runs out without being seen. A ghostly laughter fills the room.
Mwwaahhaaahhhaaa
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
ohhh...a chocolate covered vanize...this could be fun.
runs around trying to find some rope to tie him up with
ohhh...a chocolate covered vanize...this could be fun.
runs around trying to find some rope to tie him up with
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
that is chocolate milk.... not sure that is as fun...
that is chocolate milk.... not sure that is as fun...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posted:
it gets smelly pretty fast I guess.. nice that you all have fun
it gets smelly pretty fast I guess.. nice that you all have fun
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
Afternoon sexy.
Hows your day going in the Deutschland?
Ping?
Afternoon sexy.
Hows your day going in the Deutschland?
Ping?
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
for skully
ironing you say?
happy to.
sounds like you need a back rub dear
for skullyironing you say?
happy to.
sounds like you need a back rub dear
Love is the law.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
pong!
well, the german weather is behaving better this week. the sun was even out yesterday! but other various factors like work have me a bit stressed out.
pong!
well, the german weather is behaving better this week. the sun was even out yesterday! but other various factors like work have me a bit stressed out.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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newbie
13 posts
Location: Northern Europe, Finland
newbie
13 posts
Location: Northern Europe, Finland
Posted:
Well, you should definitely more of Finland than just Helsinki. Personally I don't like that city at all - depending on what kind of places you like (city, nature, middle of nowhere, tundra-kind-of, ...) maybe I can give you a few hints on where to go!
Well, you should definitely more of Finland than just Helsinki. Personally I don't like that city at all - depending on what kind of places you like (city, nature, middle of nowhere, tundra-kind-of, ...) maybe I can give you a few hints on where to go!
The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Motorcycle.
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newbie
13 posts
Location: Northern Europe, Finland
newbie
13 posts
Location: Northern Europe, Finland
Posted:
*you should definitely see
[typo]
*you should definitely see
[typo]
The More I Learn About Women, The More I Love My Motorcycle.
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
ahhh...me thinks she edited it after I read it as there was no mention of her hitting her target before.
ahhh...me thinks she edited it after I read it as there was no mention of her hitting her target before.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Spritie I always hit my target but do you think I should change from the chocolate milk to chocolate pudding? Might be a much more interesting cleanup.
Spritie I always hit my target
but do you think I should change from the chocolate milk to chocolate pudding? Might be a much more interesting cleanup. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
Yup! That (or a chocolate sauce) was what I was picturing. Much more intersting (and fun) indeed. ALthough, I'd prefer a caramel sauce, so you could maybe mix the two (upper half one, lower half the other?)
Yup! That (or a chocolate sauce) was what I was picturing. Much more intersting (and fun) indeed.
ALthough, I'd prefer a caramel sauce, so you could maybe mix the two (upper half one, lower half the other?) SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Never mind the pervy american female pyromaniacs Yenny - so some suggestions on what to see in Findland would be greatly appreciated.
so, I have a hard time picturing carmel sauce working in a super soaker particularly well....
Never mind the pervy american female pyromaniacs Yenny - so some suggestions on what to see in Findland would be greatly appreciated.
so, I have a hard time picturing carmel sauce working in a super soaker particularly well....
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
technicalities...how about whipped cream? That's still tasty
technicalities...how about whipped cream? That's still tasty
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg reloads her Super Soaker 1 Billion with chocolate pudding and hands Spritie one that is filled with whipped cream
pervy american female pyromaniacs? Spritie care to join me?
Ready
Aim
FIRE!!!!!
Gidg reloads her Super Soaker 1 Billion with chocolate pudding and hands Spritie one that is filled with whipped cream
pervy american female pyromaniacs? Spritie care to join me?Ready
Aim
FIRE!!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
Absolutely!
Firing away
Absolutely!
Firing away
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey there vanize love the size of your feet, hehehehe
hey there vanize love the size of your feet, hehehehe
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
oh good lord....
I think I'll rename my thread "Pervy Fem Haven" or some such thing.
oh good lord....
I think I'll rename my thread "Pervy Fem Haven" or some such thing.
-v-
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
what a cracking idea
what a cracking idea
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Best idea you've come up with yet Vanize.
Best idea you've come up with yet Vanize.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
I concur
I concur
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Fine....
.... there, are you all happy now?
Fine....
.... there, are you all happy now?
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
you think all it takes to make a girl happy is to put her in a nicely titled area? me thinks we need something to entice us to stick around.
you think all it takes to make a girl happy is to put her in a nicely titled area? me thinks we need something to entice us to stick around. GOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooooo A haven. Is it ok for me to move in?
Oooooooooo A haven. Is it ok for me to move in?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
i think random naughty pics could help
i think random naughty pics could help
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
The title is great!
How about Vanize in a pair of shorts and no shirt. They must fit correctly though. We have different tastes so he must fulfill them all. He will be appropriately dressed for those girls that like legs, butts or chests.
The title is great!
How about Vanize in a pair of shorts and no shirt. They must fit correctly though. We have different tastes so he must fulfill them all. He will be appropriately dressed for those girls that like legs, butts or chests.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm moving out.... there is no chocolate tree in here! Whats a chocoholic to do when theres no chocolate tree, and and and and theres no paddling pool for jelly/custard wrestling..... pfffft. I know Vanize has sexy legs an all but it just isn't enough. Sorry babe. A girl can't live on sexy legs alone. Its not healthy!
I'm moving out.... there is no chocolate tree in here! Whats a chocoholic to do when theres no chocolate tree, and and and and theres no paddling pool for jelly/custard wrestling..... pfffft. I know Vanize has sexy legs an all but it just isn't enough. Sorry babe. A girl can't live on sexy legs alone. Its not healthy!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
We'll see what Vanize will do with the thread now that he has some new tennates. Maybe he'll but something interesting in here.
We'll see what Vanize will do with the thread now that he has some new tennates. Maybe he'll but something interesting in here.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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