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pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
**pouting**



well, i have no choice but to start a new thread. i will dearly miss my old ones.



ok, so here's the stats on me...



Name: pounce (of course it's a nickname!)

Sex: female

Age: 2

Birthday: September 22

Location: Las Vegas, NV

Sign: Virgo

Your favourite website/s: well this one of course!

Favourite Toys: poi, clubs, breathing/eating (ok they aren't toys but it counts), flags

Been twirling for: well, technically since 1992 but i didn't really get into the whole fire culture until 2001

Occupation: therapist

Hobbies: reading, writing (poetry), playing piano, crafts, djing, raving, fire dancing (of course), watching movies/tv, cooking, chillin with friends

Music: trance, house, contemporary folk, alternative (specifics: Ani DiFranco!!!, Tori Amos, Dave Matthews, Evanescence, the Indigo Girls, Guster, Rusted Root, the Greencards, Susie Suh, Anna Nalick, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Jose Gonzalez, the Weepies....i could go on and on)

Movies: way too many to list, but to name a few favs, Sliding Doors, Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill, Groove, Human Traffic, Ever After, Pirates of the Carribean, Neverwhere, Render (Ani DiFranco documentary), LOTR trilogy, and pretty much anything with Vin Diesel in it works

Books: all feminist literature, For One More Day (Mitch Albom), The Five People You Meet in Heaven (Mitch Albom), Why Moms Are Weird (Pamela Ribon), The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), the Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), The Neverending Story (Michael Ende), again, way too many to list

Favourite Colour: blue, silver, and green, in that order

Favourite Quote/Saying: heh, once again, way too many to list

Piercings/tattoos: 25 piercings (tho i've been pierced 37 times)...16 in my ears (including my daith, rook, and two conch), 1 in my nose, 4 in my tongue, 1 in my bellybutton (used to have all four sides), 2 chest surface piercings, and 1 in my hood. i used to have 4 subdermal anchors in my left wrist but i had to take them out ubbcrying. i also had my nipples done, and a couple other ear piercings that accidentally closed up....and yes i want more

9 tattoos (and counting)...all mystical...a sun, moon, Virgo symbol, year of the horse (Chinese horoscope) beginning a semi-circle on my abdomen, a mystic star (symbolozing harmony in friendship and love) over my heart chakra, a sun with an eye in the middle of it in the small of my back (it represents my spirituality and view of a higher power), a sun with a triquetra in the middle on the top of my left foot, a triquetra with a sun weaved through it in the middle of my back, and a fireball in between my shoulders (represents my twin flame, who is also my best friend who got me into poi. you can see a pic of it in my gallery)



anything else you want to know about me, just ask if you want to see pics of me doing fire or of me and my best friends, check out my photo gallery here



for those of you who don't know, my thead used to be the r-rated thread, so we shall continue in that fashion! i highly recommend reading up on what was going on before wink let the fun commence! biggrin

EDITED_BY: pounce (1191799059)

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
(hopes and prays he gets a good smacking from his mistress)*giggles*

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
*Thinks for a minute and realizes that men pay good money for women to abuse them*

*Waits for smaking to start umm*

*now realizes booze is wearing off and decides to run like hell*

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
*catches warchild and chains him to the bedpost so he can continue to play with her hair. purrs softly.*

VT, i'll give ya a good smacking if you continue to lightly scratch my back for awhile biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
"scratch,scatch,scratch,scratch"<----*the sound of the VT scratching the back of a pounce* biggrin ubbangel tongue

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
*happy sigh*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


ubbtickled happiness is us piggy backing around the world to hoppers houses...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
*Ahem... **Pokes head into thread** umm, hi, I'm a long time caller, first time listener*

It's about time I made an appearence right... ubbangel tongue

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
yay! i've been visited by both of the happy couple!!! biggrin

hug and kiss all around

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*doesn't really feel like fighting for pounce's attention right now, so sits in the corner hugging her pillow*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


LooperGOLD Member
grasshopper in training
124 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*Looper takes Flynt's pillow from her lap, and sits in its place*

Hi... i don't think we've met? ubbangel

I was told this was the place to come after a hard day's work. I have advised my parents to be discrete and they promised not to tell. umm

wave

There is a world made of air, one of earth and one of water.
And there is one made of fire, and all of them fight for supremacy. They are fighting now, in my head.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Joins Looper in the Flynt pile

hug hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
joins looper and gnorc in the flynt pile

aww hunny, you know you can always have my full attention anytime you're around smile

*nibbles at your bottom lip and snuggles*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
Hello! wave
I haven't been in for ages, and last time I was in I was scared off by lots of lovely ladies with whips. I am an innocent! I knew nothing about it! I was in the right place at the wrong time!
*puts of some music - trancey and grabs her flashing whistle and uses it as poi* When was the last time you had a party?!?

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
party? hmmm..it's been awhile. now's a good time though!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Did i hear the word "PARTY"??????

Well i have a load of vodka that needs drinking so lets get it on!!!

beerchug

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
my party and you didn't bring my favorite drinks warchild? what's wrong with you? tongue

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
But pounce you obviously didn't look in that box i put on the table, the 1 with the bow round it. If you look inside you will find specially prepared a stockholm royale and a lights over havana. Just for you. hope you like them. i spent all afternoon trying to get them just right for you. Just open it carefully ok ubbrollsmile

And heres a hug to go with them.

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
WOO!!!! you're the best!!! hug kiss

chugs the drinks down, looks back in the box, finds it's a magic box and the drinks are now refilled biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
Now you see why i always have so much vodka!! ubblol

Tell you what pounce you can have my magic box. I have another. That way you can always have your fav drinks when ever you want 1.

*Starts to see 2 pounces as the vodka kicks in*

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

so how many fingers am i holding up?

biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


WarchildBRONZE Member
After 17 hrs i got the little beautie
340 posts
Location: Sunny Devon, UK


Posted:
confused

Erm... 6.. no 3...5...1 hang on 10....2....8... hey your moving them. not fair.

*Starts to feel really dizzy* ubbcrying

A wise man once told me, A friend will bail you outta jail, A great friend will be sitting beside you saying that was f**king awesome.


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
theres a strange noise coming from the window

Pounce: wazzat noise?

a hush settles over the room...
the noise stops...
pounce desperatly looks for dyke boy
Pounce: TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the window shatters and a hole is all that is left of the wall

lightning cowers....
narr brushes off dust
Gnor checks that the rock is OK....


a big figure apprears through the smoke in what can only be described as rowing lycra.........








like i sed, im back! biggrin

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

once again, a wonderful entrance by DB biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


Posted:
*zoooooommmmm bounces in....giggling madly....then zoooooooommmmmm bounces out* Just about 6 hours from now!!!!!!!!!

ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco ubbrollsmile ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco ubbloco

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Pops in with Hot Lemon and Honey drinks and a warm blankey

hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
mmm, thank you gnor

*cuddles up and tries to sleep off this damn cold*

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


Posted:
*stokes up the fire and makes homemade chicken noodle soup for the sickly one*

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
mmmmmm

ok moment of truth here.....i am such a baby when it comes to being sick. i mean, i can take care of myself. but i hate being sick, and if people are around me, i always make them take care of me.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
not that i'm trying to seduce you, cuz my GF would kill me, but the best way to get rid of a cold or the flu is to

1: drink an entire bottle of spirits, fast, like before you can feel the efects.

2: orgasm, repeatedly.

im not joking.

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
ubblol

i'll keep that in mind

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


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