Crazy things you have done

so its around that time of year again where mad plans are hatched and schemes a schemed last year i got painted to look like the devil and went clubbing (there a pic in my photo gallery) the reactions of ppl was awsome, im looking for some new ideas for this years madness

well, a couple of years ago i persuaded about 10 friends to go to the cricket dressed as the 'Bananas in Pyjamas' [aussie kids tv show for those not in the know]. we all wore stripey pyjamas, and i made 10 yellow banana heads - about 1 meter tall, they rested on the shoulder, and were positioned so you could look through the mouth. it was a fantastic dya at the cricket - about 15 secs of national TV [with a puzzles Ian Healy commentating]. we walked around a bit and had stands full of english tourists singing 'bananas in pyjamas are running down the stairs...etc'. we ended up getting a front page sydney morning herald photo. if i start ranting on about how much fun we had stopping in at various pubs on the way home from the cricket ill never stop talking.
however im not too certain how this would go down in a club...depends how drugged /drunk everyone is.
theres a few other stupid things ive done but im twitching for a twirl so ill do it later.

cheers

ben-ja-men, your devil pic has just inspired me to get the six pack I'd need to pull off going out like that

while not exaclty clubable I did come up with the stupidest staff move ever. (not recomended for people that don't like getting impaled.

It involves one wick falling off a six wick staff leaving a pointy bit and the other five wicks flaming and hurlting the staff harpoon like at each other (well to the left) and catching it stylishly, honestly it's one of the stupidest things i've ever done but I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while I was doing it.

i have a feeling the police mightnt like it to much if i take a sharp pointy thing out and start throwing it at random ppl, ranted it will probably get a reaction and all but im looking for something a little less leathal and a bit more reality jaring.

From an experience of a friend a couple of years ago, the best way to psych yourself for a big fall off a sea wall, is not to realise that there's a drop at all.
It was dark, he fell, HE WAS OKAY!!!!

what exactly is a sea wall? from your post it sounds like falling from one would be kinda painful

hmmm crazy.. once i reversed down a one way street. WHOA!
livin' fast dude!

a sea wall is a man made barrier to stop the sea taking the land away... this one was made out of concrete and quite big.
HE WAS OKAY¬!!

mmmmmm not really looking to die young "i cant die i have a feeling the people of earth will need me" (tell me someone can place the quote)

Road Trip.

High Times "Man of the Year".

come on ppl i know theres some ppl out there with some more outrageous Bananas in Pyjamas stories

ben, i bet you're so insane you spin fire around yourself, crazy coconut!

dude i vertical burnoff then spin myself around the fire ....... sometimes into something nice n cool

I set my hair on fire last week, you could try that. It certainly amazed my boyfriend

The only thing I can think of at the moment is when I pulled over a highway patrolman on the interstate

I unicycle to work...does that count?

I posed nude for art classes at college for two semesters. Mom thinks I wore a bikini, and Dad just thinks I worked behind a desk in the art building. I don't think I'll ever tell them the full truth. I kept some of the students' drawings from each semester cuz they're pretty good.

Mistress Aurora what happened when you pulled the officer over? Charles thats a wicked reason to learn how to unicycle i believe ill be taking that one up. ViciousVixen i considered stripping just for the buzz of it all but then i thought it could be a bit awkward if one of the students that attends my tutes at uni where to come along

ben-ja-men, I have a guy friend in St. Louis who strips and is getting his Master's degree. He works out at the university gym and wears a shirt displaying his stripper website. He sees classes and the campus as a free advertising opportunity.