The Official Male HoP Auction!

well, I dabble in poi and staff, am doing a Classics degree and always am up for a laugh

I am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment Back massages may be in order too.

Just want to make sure I go for what I am worth.

Also, that was scary.

So, if anyone wants to see what they are bidding for, (and in so doing, save me from Pink):


Jenova: Then do so!

Well, I spin poi, double staff, staff, meteor, rope dart, some contact juggling, some devil stick, and glowstringing! I as well can dance Melbourne Shuffle, electro shuffle, Jumpstyle, I dabbled in Tecktonik and some liquid. I can moonwalk! My mom's always had a bad back so both my dad and I give great massages as it's a pretty regular job for us

I don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits

Aston - Best Colour T-shirt there is *big thumbs up*

Aston - you have very nice hair

xxx

Oooer.... Not on a public forum.

Jenova: Thanks. Getting long now, so having it cut soon.

Mynci: Orange is indeed awesome.

You're welcome Aston. Not too short I hope?

RougeDragon - Me too, long my it continue

xxx

I must say, bidding has been pretty lackluster and slow....

wheres our bid master?

So have I won Aston yet?

And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!

I thought that was pretty scary.

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.

I can't believe this thread is still going... Still funny though...

I'm fresh out of slaves at present and the spring cleaning will need doing soon so your height will be a good asset - i'll put up with the piano playing and singing but we might need to negotiate on the giving of popcorn, fun or otherwise . Back massages taken as read from all slaves

Yay! Another minion to add to my collection.... I mean ...um...yeah the opposite of that

Sorry, alcohol took me to exciting places over the last week or so...

And Mr Quack??? I do believe I am a miss, and have been so for the last 24 odd years!

I hereby award Pink one Aston, and am awaiting to take more votes on SoD, Ascilith, Seaspray, and MNS.
Rougie, I'm looking at you...

Don't make me hijack other threads in order to drive up the bids on these fine young lads!

I believe the cause of confusion is that Clarence is generally considered a male name.

Silly boy - thi is HoP!

Clarence I raise you a chocolate gateux (with sprinkles) for Ascilith

I'm defenitly in a shopping mood, perhaps I can inspire some bidding wars!

For SoD I bid the following:
88 blown kisses
184.5 hugs
2 slices of a giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a silver ribbon
a dragon egg*


For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *

For Seaspray I bid the following:
a careless whisper
9 kisses on the hand
a bear hug,
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a nebula*

For MNS I bid the following
3 sweet nothings
1 kiss on the foot
38 hugs from 12 different people
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
The earths core*




*postage and packaging not included

Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes*

An entire flagon?! You could knock the opposition out quite comfortably with that.

Well boys, what bids take your fancy???

I love this thread :')

Who's still up for grabs?

xxx

I think me, MNS, Ascii and SoD are still being fought over... although where on Earth Blu found a nebula is beyond me...

The fact that this thread has 100 pages and the ladies version only has 60 speaks volumes about the sex ratio of this board.

Stupid internets.

heheh I was just thinking about that myself! After I wondered if I auctioned myself off. Looks like that will be a "I'm bored" project if I find some free time this month.

ill be auctioned, sounds like fun

Well, I'm being auctioned and I never remember consenting. But Blu seems to have a good bid in with "the earths core" and many hugs from many different people, both of those bring joy to my heart.