#923153 - 08/10/10 04:58 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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Your shotgun is now not broken. An alien peacekeeping organisation arrive in space with a huge laser that is set to blow up anyone who fires a gun
I wish I hadn't just slept all day
Edited by Seaspray (08/10/10 04:58 AM)
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#923350 - 10/10/10 08:48 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Seaspray]
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coming to a country near you
Registered: 09/03/04
Loc: home of the tiney toothy bear
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you stayed awake all day, it was mundane and you complained on facebook about how bored you were.
i wish cats had human hands.
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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
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#923354 - 11/10/10 01:46 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Mr Majestik]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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Cats, now free of the need for humans to open the cat food, enslave humanity
I wish they hadn't given me Latin on Thursday mornings!!!
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#923423 - 12/10/10 08:49 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Seaspray]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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they give you latin all day every day
i wish i had some free time
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#923433 - 12/10/10 11:07 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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Everyone forgets the saying "time is money"
I wish I could get paid for my hobbies
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#923438 - 12/10/10 01:00 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Seaspray]
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stranger
Registered: 10/10/09
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you get paid for your hobbies, but then they become work that you loathe but are trapped by
i wish i was having an orgasm
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#923445 - 12/10/10 02:16 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Danwoodz]
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Aspiring part-time performer
Registered: 07/07/10
Loc: NSW, Australia
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you have the orgasm but it turns out your partner is a evil troll and has given the gift of HIV
i wish i had superpowers
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#923468 - 12/10/10 11:01 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Elsnu]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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You gain the power to travel forwards through time by a second!
I wish I had a Klondike bar that I didn't have to do anything to get
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#923481 - 13/10/10 04:06 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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nobody does corrupt the wish.... however the knowledge that everyone could have slowly drives you insane.
I wish someone could corrupt this wish in a prejudiced and disturbingly inventive manner
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#923529 - 14/10/10 05:52 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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you wish a wishy wish , but are very upset with the pretty ,sparkley result and end your life
i wish i get 2 tickets for rob zombie's show in leeds on the 21st of feb 2011
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#923582 - 15/10/10 02:46 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Wraith_Dividend]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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you do . you never have sex again
i wish people would get the idea that they should CORRUPT the wish above before making their own wish
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#923584 - 15/10/10 04:42 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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Elusive and Bearded
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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People get the idea but disregard it. and this thread becomes only wishes....stupid stupid wishes...
I wish is was the weekend already.
Edited by Poje (15/10/10 04:42 AM)
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#923640 - 16/10/10 05:40 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
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Elusive and Bearded
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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that sucks, Decompression is this weekend  You are made of indestructible felt that perpetually gets warmer and warmer. you break yer fingers as you try and tear off the burning garment before you slowly die a painful and hot death. I wish for a successful lasik surgery
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#923653 - 16/10/10 11:05 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Fire_Moose]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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the surgery goes really well , but your recovery goes really badly and you can no longer spin poi
i wish i knew what lasik surgery was
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#923655 - 16/10/10 12:19 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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you find out when a deranged optimist tries to cure an imperfections with your sight using large and painful lasers
I wish I had a job that was fun, easy and didn't eat my life
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#923883 - 21/10/10 06:20 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Seaspray]
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Elusive and Bearded
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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What's an optimist doing with lasers?  and hooray for not spinning poi!! You find yer perfect job that you LOVE and is super easy, unfortunately it eats yer mother. I wish a deranged pessimist would push me off a cliff.
Edited by Poje (21/10/10 06:20 AM)
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#923895 - 21/10/10 09:42 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Fire_Moose]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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A Deranged Pessimist tries, but realises that there is nothing that can go wrong with his plan and vanishes in a puff of logic
I wish I hadn't remembered that an Optician works with eyes
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#923969 - 22/10/10 10:21 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Seaspray]
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Elusive and Bearded
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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You remember that Opticons shoulda been a transformer faction.
I wish I could hang out with Meast for a couple days.
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#923982 - 22/10/10 11:55 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Fire_Moose]
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shadow stranger
Registered: 29/11/09
Loc: Carmi, Illinois
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you hang out with a robot copy of meast for a week but it doesnt respond to your conversing and only beeps i wish i was rich beyond rich
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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#924008 - 23/10/10 12:26 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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they did they just didn't leave a gap between coruption and wish
i wish i had a super sharp katana
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#924024 - 23/10/10 09:40 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: MikefromGlos]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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i still wish i had a super sharp katana
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#924245 - 29/10/10 10:13 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Registered: 01/11/09
Loc: Lawrence, KS
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You get a super sharp katana, but it's cursed and chopps off both of your arms. Now you have no arms, but you have a Katana!  I wish i had a pair of fire snakes
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#924252 - 29/10/10 11:03 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Zephyre Phoenix]
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stranger by the day
Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
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Unfortunately the fire snakes bite you and infect you with a poison that causes spontanteous combustion. You are now known as Ashcilith
I wish I could sleep for a week
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