Corrupt a Wish

the fun stuff coal company drops a truck load at your door and says merry christmas.

i wish a simple twist of fate would give me a new 4bdrm 3bth house in good condition and good running car.

you get that house but you lose your soul and ur friends in exchange... wierd twist of fate....

I wish i could breathe fire

Unfortunately you turn into a dragon and stuck in a zoo, They then remove your ability to breath fire to protect the little kiddies that will throw stuff at you through the bars

I wish I had the ability to teleport or fly myself home after a night out

You learn how to teleport home but unfortunately not your home. The home is chosen at random and you end up in some chinese chic's home... Least she was cute... O.o

I wish that hobos would just keep to themselves.

Clarifying the last one, not going up to groups of kids and pressuring for money and making them really uncomfortable.

they keep to themselves but now groups of kids pressure you for money and make you feel uncomfortable


i wish i could have a day off

you get a day off then work til the end of days
i wish i was immortal

you turn immortal, but the entire human race goes extinct and now your stuck by yourself.
i wish i had 8 arms and good spin poi with all of them.

you grow 6 more arms and you spin poi with them ... but that is all you can do and so you starve to death


i wish i could grow spam flavoured mushrooms

you grow spam flavored mushrooms and they eat you

i wish i was a zombie

chick from resident evil blows your brains out.
wish i had... popcorn?

you get popcorn, not only do you get popcorn, but you get the original version, the pure essence of popcorn! People would die for the honor of eating one piece. Unfortunately you develop a crippling allergy to all forms of grains as well

and you wish for what ?

that all my stuff were packed already

all your stuff is packed already and gone .... you have no clothes to wear and are arrested for exposing yourself



i wish peanuts didn't get stuck in my teeth

you lose your teeth and are forced to get dentures. Unfortunately the peanuts now get stuck in the wiring

I wish I had my own Igor (from Igors R Uth ofc) to do my lifting, carrying and mad science for me

you get your own igor .. he lifts you , carries you to a test tube and squashes you into it as part of his mad science

i wish i had more space for tattoos

(I count that as a win though... :P)

You ascend to become the personification of the universe. Unfortunately people complain when you start moving stars and planets to form your body art

I wish I weren't so bored

you are no longer bored because chuck norris has come to visit you! unfortuneatly while he is teaching you how to roundhouse kick, he misses his aim and hits your head, which results in an implosion that wipes out the planet earth.
i wish i had my fire poi already

you get your fire poi but all the fuel in the world evaporates before you can dip them


i wish my new book would hurry up and arrive

Your book does arrive, but while you are out at your mailbox grabbing the book, a lightbulb in your house explodes, starting a fire that incinerates your house. (but hey, least you have your book)

I wish i could move out of my parents' house

you move out of the front door , but are unable to move again




i wish my eye wasn't sore

You have no eyes

I wish I could make 1 uncorruptable wish

you make 1 uncorruptable wish, but since you wished to make the uncorruptable wish and did not come up with it yourself you lose the joy of doing it yourself this leads to self esteem issues and depression and you end up jumping of a bridge because you feel inadequate that you could not do this.

i wish i could watch the big bang happen from a safe distance, like a fireworks show haha.

You watch the big bang, unfortunately doing so from a safe distance placed you outside the universe. You stand in the primordial darkness and get eaten by a Grue.

I wish I could have dinner at Milliways

You have dinner at Milliways, but Marvin the paranoid android crashes your car into your time portal, leaving you no way to get back to your own time.

I wish that I could do my homework in under ten minutes and still get A's

you can now do your homework in less than ten minutes, AND get A's, but before you graduate you get expelled for distributing drugged popcorn on campus and they expell you

i wish i had a little tiny mushroom pet that could talk and could have good conversations with.

you get a tiny mushroom pet that talks to you but it talks you into self cannabalizing yourself and you do from bloodloss/shock
i wish i could quit smoking

your nose and mouth seal up which stops you smoking , unfortunately you can no longer breath and die


i wish i didn,t feel ill

You don't feel ill anymore, but everyone ELSE in the world gets sick, you become bored and sad because nobody can be with you, then by the time that people are healthy again, you have become a hermit.

I wish I can go to the party on the 23rd