Corrupt a Wish

you can, but you can't take the tests when you need to.


I wish I was moving back to California this year

You move back to california. But due to a freak earthquake, it falls off the U.S. and sinks into the ocean. Good luck swimming...

I wish i could spin fire for the Queen of England

you do, but she is better than you...

I wish I would stop smoking cigarettes

you replace your smoking addiction with an obsession with flash photography.

I wish my local video game shop would stop deciding that I need to be ided for age 16 games when I've been able to buy them from them with no problem for years now

"I wish my local video game shop would stop deciding that I need to be ided for age 16 games-"

Consider it done! Though the draw back is that game stores, film rental stores and cinemas decide to ID you for everything else that's at least a 7+ rating.

I wish Cryogenic Freezing existed!

Cryogenic Freezing is created! But then terrorists take the technology and use it as a weapon, freezing over half the known world for experiments...

I wish monday would get here faster...

Monday is everyday.

I wish I could get some sleep.

you do, but it is next to dennis rodman


I wish somebody would finish my research paper for free and get an A on it

unfortunately they get the A, not you.

I wish that everything started going the other way

Everything starts to go the other way, including yer sexuality. you go crazy trying to figure out how to do a reverse buzzsaw isolation the other way.


I wish a cute girl goes with me to the ska show this weekend

you go to the ska show with the cutest girl alive. Unfortunately you're just giving her a lift there so she can meet her girlfriend

I wish I had a reallly comfy sofa

you get your sofa but it is the sofa from pee wee's playhouse and talks all the time.

I wish you could choose how fast or slow you age.

You choose that everyone ages at the rate of 50years/minute
the human race quickly dies off

I wish I may.

Your wish is granted!! But then the heathens came and decided to sue you for taking the honourable name of one of the months.

I wish to not have this searing pain in my wrist

It is now in your ankle.

I wish that there were some (that is, more than me) spinners closer than 200km....

Good News and Bad News. There are about 200 spinners much closer than 200km to you now. Unfortunately they're mostly within 20 metres of you, giving you no room to move much less spin

I wish I were a rich man (idle diddle dye-dle dle day)

Good news you have a rich social life. Shame all your friends keep borrowing money off you.

Wish My girl wasn’t 3554 miles (5720 km) away.

She's not. You don't realize the heavy unopened package you got this morning was her in small pieces delivered to you by the mafia because of your unpaid debt ^^b sucks to be you!

I wish I didn't have need for wishes and not because I don't exsist ;_;

You wake up in the morning and realise you have nothing you want, nothing you want to strive for in life. You wonder where all the excitement and the anticipation went

I wish they'd put up the application to let my Canadian trip start up already!

They already have done shame you were so busy posting on forums you missed it.

Wish I had a really really nice bacon cob.

Seriously, that is such a good comeback. I actually gasped at my lack of innocence. Really it's put me into a swirl of contemplation.

I wish i could do acrobatic tricks.

Your wish starts out a happy ending , but all of a sudden...........................................

I wish For a blank piece of paper

Here's a piece of Kleenex.

I wish it weren't so cottonpickin' cold in San Francisco today.

Every building in San Francisco spontaneously combusts... Sh*t... Well, not cold anymore...

Wish that tonight with my GF's family will go well.

they hate you. her father forces you to leave at the barrel of a shotgun.

i want to go to bed.

You go to bed, the bed swallows you. Now you can't leave the bed.

I want a coconut...

Now you have a coconut, you want a durian. Unfortunately the smell knocks you unconscious and someone steals your durian and your pineapple

I wish you could walk around all day feeling as happy and content as you do in a warm bed on a cold morning

You can do that but now you have a heated bed following you around and the world's always cold around you.

I wish my phone worked...

Your phone gets a high powered job in shoe manufacture and ends up leaving you for a super model

I was getting loads of fun stuff for Christmas ^^