Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

the same way the computerized fork ate the pear...by swimming around for hours untill it eventully evaporated into the clouds and zapped a hour hence winding up in the electrical meter and sitting there untill the percise time of the chinese new year when he jumped out to do teh chicken dance while spinning a pretty staff casue he rolls like dat

Now will someone please tell me why my utensils are fighting...i got a spoon and a fork going at it and the spork is crying....0_o

Spiritual differences - it's a religion thing!! Happens the world over!!

How much wood can that damn woodchuck chuck in an hour?

Roughly the same as the amount of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.

Red lorry or yellow lorry?

Orange.

Why do people think that the rules of grammar and spelling no longer apply to them?

Mostly I think it's because they never really learnt them!!

Or they are so used to texting and having to shorten their words to fit in with 140 characters (or whatever it is) that they forget they can type whole sentences on t'internet and not worry about the number!! For myself, my excess use of !! is just bad habit! lol

Are squirrels the cute fluffy amusing little creatures everyone believes they are, or are they really just gangs of clever little thugs looking to intimidate us into giving them stuff?

Neither they own tesco's

in their natural habitat do FLAPjacks have wings?

No, they're just easily unsettled!!

Half a pound of tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle...... what the hell does that make?

Weasel flavored popsicles.

If you normally find seeds in pears, how come there were 5 in my apple just now?

Because Mama Celeste left her favourite vest in her car, so she had to swim three miles and eat a crate of limousines to make sure the black magician didn't overtake a peacock driving a Volvo.


Did we ever discover precisely who was the gentleman or gentleress that may or may not have let one more dogs out on at least one occaision might have happened to have been?

No, I suspect it was the weasels as part of the badger propaganda machine against the forest Queen's minions!

Did the dinosaurs really die out or did someone just put them back in the cupboard?

They took an extraterrestrial holiday and forgot the way back

Did the butler do it?

yes! with the candlestick in the library!

am i good at pool?

You should at least be able to doggy paddle.

Did Mary Poppins' umbrella have all of the required safety and emergency features required by law?

By law, I seriously doubt it but she did fly with it so I guess she knew more about flying than nasa and should have fair ground to set the laws on flight safety herself.

has anyone else on here tried to do like a dot to dot drawing from the flowers of various techniques of either staff or poi or crop circles even, since they match up with some techniques.

I wouldn't be surprised if they had!!

Why are all the really tasty foods bad for you?

they're not they lie to you and dont make you fat they do however make you PHAT

If you turn inside out does it grow roots above the ground and leaves below the ground? (bearing in mind your not turning it upside down, just inside out)

Are you talking about trees? I'd say inside out it would just look like a bare bush but kinda weepy where the sap is running

Is there intelligent life in the universe?

If there is iv yet to see any.

How do you make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

I think it involves liquid nitrogen and waiving any health insurance...

Is life a circle or a Euclid's triangle?

Life is a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Where is the catbus headed?