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#317255 - 14/04/04 11:17 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer *** [Re: Wizz]
OrangeBobo Offline
wonders where the sidewalk ends...

Registered: 21/11/03
Loc: Guelph, ON, Canada
Because the paranoia faries like you

Did you know I have an orange mug?

~ Bobo
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#317256 - 14/04/04 11:21 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: OrangeBobo]
Rossco Offline
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!

Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
who cares as long as the bobo stays orange.

how can vodka comes from potatos?
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man. Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!

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#317257 - 14/04/04 11:57 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rossco]
GottaLoveIt Offline
Sponge

Registered: 21/09/03
Loc: Stevenage
I injected it with vodka then amazingly conned you into believing me.

How do you Banana dance?
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#317258 - 15/04/04 12:11 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
Wizz Offline
-er-pops

Registered: 19/09/03
Loc: UK
in there pyjamas

what is spam real made from?
(this does not relate to emails)
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#317259 - 15/04/04 12:15 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
Kytten Offline
member

Registered: 17/03/04
Loc: Cairns, Australia
You put on a bananna suit and start dancing buddy

< ---- if that guy is hitting the back of the other guys head then why is he smiling?
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#317260 - 15/04/04 12:47 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Kytten]
wickedpixie Offline
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Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Cause he's into a bit of spanky rudeness!

Nice pic btw!

if buttercups are yellow, what colour is a hiccup?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317261 - 15/04/04 12:57 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
Rossco Offline
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!

Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
neon purple with orange blobs like a fresian cow!

why is it so sunny outside and i have to be inside?
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man. Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!

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#317262 - 15/04/04 01:05 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rossco]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
I thought they were burple!

You've got to be inside cause otherwise I'd be jealous!

Why not put all my eggs in one basket?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317263 - 15/04/04 01:14 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
Rossco Offline
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!

Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
because you have too many eggs and not enough basket!

how did my boss just call me a slack gaylord and get away with it?
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man. Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!

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#317264 - 15/04/04 01:18 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rossco]
GottaLoveIt Offline
Sponge

Registered: 21/09/03
Loc: Stevenage
Because you secretly are and you like him/her knowing it

When did the world start smelling of smeenilygie?
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Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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#317265 - 15/04/04 02:07 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
When it stopped smelling of cheese.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317266 - 15/04/04 02:17 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
PsychoTronic(old) Offline
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Registered: 03/04/04
Loc: Samos-Piraeus-Athens_Greece
because you are smart thinker

why there is no mice-flavoured cat food?
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#317267 - 15/04/04 02:18 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
BamBam Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/12/01
Loc: London
errr err it hasn't in London yet!! YET!


Why is my tea cup STILL empty??
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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted. I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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#317268 - 15/04/04 02:24 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: BamBam]
Rossco Offline
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!

Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
because there is no cat flavoured mouse food!

There is no tea because you drink coffee from a pint glass!

Is it home time yet???
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man. Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!

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#317269 - 15/04/04 02:42 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rossco]
_Aimée_ Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 02/01/04
Loc: Hastings
yes. the bell's gone, its just gone past 3.30

why won't this 20p come out of this copper pipe???

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#317270 - 15/04/04 02:56 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: _Aimée_]
BamBam Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/12/01
Loc: London
because you're looking my my cuppa tea darling

Why do people keep putting paper with words on it in front of me??? Do they actually think I work here?
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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted. I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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#317271 - 15/04/04 02:59 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: BamBam]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Probably, check and see if you're wearing your "I work here" badge!

What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317272 - 15/04/04 03:15 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
Rossco Offline
Official HoP hobbity potato monster!

Registered: 04/03/04
Loc: Cardiff, The Diffshire
didnt you know that in europe there is a slick and highly efficient black market in teeth? they use them to make pianos.

Is chewbacca really a girl wookie?
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O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man. Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck!

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#317273 - 15/04/04 03:22 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Rossco]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
Yes, actually I am!

Can I go home now please?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317274 - 15/04/04 03:24 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
Ebonyglider Offline
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Registered: 09/04/04
Loc: the birdhouse in your soul
no, first you have to find all the secret easter eggs and give them to the wizard.

why is it called 'scissorS' if it's only one thing?
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Hey, I'M the BEE!

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#317275 - 15/04/04 03:25 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
GottaLoveIt Offline
Sponge

Registered: 21/09/03
Loc: Stevenage
Not until you've tasted the grass

Where's the toilet?
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Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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#317276 - 15/04/04 03:25 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
originalsmit Offline
addict

Registered: 28/08/03
Loc: nottingham, england. cornwall ...
only if you can pick the lock on those handcuffs.

how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??
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#317277 - 15/04/04 03:28 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: originalsmit]
wickedpixie Offline
member

Registered: 31/01/03
Loc: Aberystwyth, Wales, UK
two, one to hit it over the head till it passes out and one to drag it onto the scales.

If there are mermaids, then are there merbutlers too?
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NEVER eat anything you can't spell.

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#317278 - 15/04/04 03:28 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: originalsmit]
Ebonyglider Offline
member

Registered: 09/04/04
Loc: the birdhouse in your soul
as many as you can fit in your mouth.

how tall is a morning?
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#317279 - 15/04/04 03:28 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: originalsmit]
GottaLoveIt Offline
Sponge

Registered: 21/09/03
Loc: Stevenage
Quote:



how many mink does it take to weigh an elephant??




The same as many Hoppers it takes to change a lightbulb!

Scissors - the same as pants!

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Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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#317280 - 15/04/04 03:55 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
GottaLoveIt Offline
Sponge

Registered: 21/09/03
Loc: Stevenage
There are mervalet's too!

Morning's are as tall as the sky...

Is there such a thing as too much salad dressing?
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Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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#317281 - 15/04/04 06:34 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: GottaLoveIt]
oli Offline
not with cactus

Registered: 24/07/03
Loc: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
yes.. itll get too hot

if dog is to cat what tennis is to football what is grapefruit?
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Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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#317282 - 15/04/04 08:53 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: oli]
_VT_ Offline
Promotionaly Challenged

Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
A Grapefruit!


how can i eat all the time and not be fat and still be hungry?
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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#317283 - 15/04/04 08:59 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: _VT_]
Ebonyglider Offline
member

Registered: 09/04/04
Loc: the birdhouse in your soul
The little lawn gnomes under your skin are working overtime

why did the dinosaurs die out?
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Hey, I'M the BEE!

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#317284 - 15/04/04 09:18 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Ebonyglider]
oli Offline
not with cactus

Registered: 24/07/03
Loc: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
they didnt die out they turned invisible

is john peel god?
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Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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