Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they contain no artificial colourings.

why are there no vegan simpson easter eggs this year?

luv trixy

Because i broke them all trying to spin them.


why do they call it "takeing a dump" if your not takeing it anywhere?

Because "giving a dump" creates some really nasty visual images.

Why is it the "birds and the bees", not the "frogs and the caterpillars"?

because the pollination effect of birds extracting the pollen from the flower and placing it...

stupid anser, right... cause cross species dont mate

where is ullysess s grant buried

in the flower pot beside northhanger abbey

why werent bill and ben the flower pot men ever attactked by weeds?

because the potted plants and that geve the weeds more room to grow, so they were nice to them.

where do we go from here?

~ bobo

down to the shop to by a caremello koala

why is that smiley looking at me strangey?

Because it want's to have your children!

Why can't we just take all the realy annoying people and put them on there own little island?

We already did. That island is called Earth.

In Tarzan movies, why doesn't he have a beard and dreadlocks?

because he shaves and washes...duh!

what does jane see in him?

Skills in making loincloths. (Haven't you always wanted a loincloth?)

When you say someone's not all THERE, where are you reffering to?

He's missing his noggin, silly.

Why do my feet smell?

because you're a stinky man and need a shower

whys fire so mesmerising?

~ bobo

Because you've been mistaking mayonaise for soap

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

it feels good

why dose cocolate tast sooooo good? (oh and happy easter by the way!!!)

i wouldnt know i didnt get any

should i stay in or go out tonight?

go out, get hammered

why do i have the most annoying song in the world stuck in my head

Because the chicken puffs are going to take over the world.

Should I roll over in bed to the left or right?

right, the right side of the bed tastes nicer

next time im ill can i go to the vets?

only if you have you're "I'm someone's pet" lisence

Is it possible to sneeze your brains out? (I'm working on it -.-;)

~ Bobo

If you put your head in a blender, yes.

Steal some yams before Easter dinner or not...

only if you steal one for me and my cat too

what happens if you mix red paint, vodka, rice, and parrafin in equal ammounts, and then cook on a slow heat for 10 hours ?

A headache and a forgotten night

why do poi hurt?

Because they have a strange inner magnet that attaches to the sound wavelength of your heart and gets an image projected for itsself so it runs into you whenever, and mostly in the worst times possible (like in performances in front of family)

Why is my hair so FRIZZY!?!?

something to do with bread crusts and your alter ego in a far away parallel universe liking to stick forks into mains electrical sockets.

why do i get high if i smoke fluff i find in my pockets?

Because the cow jumped over the moon.



What came first the chicken or the egg?

the gumboot sandwich chicken egg pecker

why is picking you toe nails an awsome hobbie

cos it makes you smell like fresh peaches. :3

do hamsters really fall in love?

no they do not fall in love they are aadrvarks that eat worms NOW CUT MY MILK

(nd i would like to verify that picking your toenails as a hobbie will not make you smell like me)


You did what with my rabbits?

I boiled them. Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahahahahahahahaha!

Who's the daddy?