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#889171 - 30/05/09 04:33 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer *** [Re: johndhaive]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
I dont know, can you? (Note that this is not only a grammar correction, but it also contains a hidden pun!)

Whats love got to do (got to do) with it?
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#889177 - 30/05/09 06:08 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
Live_in_a_spin Offline
Dude where's my Poi?

Registered: 30/10/05
Loc: neather here nor there
Nothing its a secondhand emotion.

Why can't i remember the stupid question i thought of this morning?
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#889187 - 30/05/09 10:10 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Live_in_a_spin]
TenFingersBrad Offline
Smeeeeg Heeeeeed

Registered: 21/08/08
Loc: Melbourne
Because you have truly grown as a person since then, and are now beyond such things. <3



Does dropping off in your sleep count as dying sideways?
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#889204 - 30/05/09 07:25 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: TenFingersBrad]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
..... Yes?

What IS a stupid question?

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#889205 - 30/05/09 10:04 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
zyonchaos Offline
journeyman

Registered: 13/05/09
Loc: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
There is no such thing as a stupid answer only a stupid question!


Why dont I have a hangover as I certainly drank enough last night??
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#889207 - 30/05/09 10:12 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
That.

What is that on your head?
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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
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#889216 - 31/05/09 03:41 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: aston]
jarle Offline
Lv15 Ranger

Registered: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Ask the band Nickelback.

Where's the I'm not drunk thread?
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#889225 - 31/05/09 02:12 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
Puff Offline
The Magic Dragon

Registered: 10/06/07
Loc: Auckland, New Zealand
Third door on your left, just next to the laundry.

Do you think I can get away with this...?
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#889228 - 31/05/09 04:00 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Puff]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
NO! This is an absolute outrage. You will never live this down, Puff. I will hunt you til the ends of the earth?? Where is my tactical nuclear missle?

Wait... a more important question, where are my pants? I probably need those, too.
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#889229 - 31/05/09 06:09 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
jarle Offline
Lv15 Ranger

Registered: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Probably in your cupboard - which I shipped to Puff to even the scales.

Since when was Honalee near Aukland?
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#889277 - 02/06/09 03:52 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
Since god did it.

Isn't Denmark where the dutch live?

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#889315 - 03/06/09 01:10 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
Puff Offline
The Magic Dragon

Registered: 10/06/07
Loc: Auckland, New Zealand
No, They live in my new cupboard.

Do you think we can keep a plotline going through this thread or not?
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Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton

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#889348 - 03/06/09 06:36 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Puff]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
As long as the story remains stupid. Let's try.

Tim wakes up in the morning. He wet himself. What happens next?

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#889349 - 03/06/09 06:50 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Tim gets out of the shower, dons a blue and white striped towel and went briskly about the arduous task of getting dressed.

"Goddamn it, Lucille, where the hell am I supposed to find a pig for my breakfast?" He screamed as his black labrador.
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#889356 - 03/06/09 10:53 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
jarle Offline
Lv15 Ranger

Registered: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
"Flying, don't forget your net!" She barked.

Tim forgot something while going to his plane, what was it?
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#889398 - 04/06/09 08:29 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
zyonchaos Offline
journeyman

Registered: 13/05/09
Loc: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
His net!! "God damn it!"
he exclaimed very loudly before swiftly returning home to pick up his net
"Got it, now what was I doing?"
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#889401 - 04/06/09 08:59 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: zyonchaos]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
Going skydiving.

But alas, he forgot his trousers. This, however, did not effect him one bit. However his skydiving partner. . . . ??

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#889408 - 04/06/09 12:57 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
jarle Offline
Lv15 Ranger

Registered: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
Lucille the labrador was freaked out, which is why blind people shouldn't go skydiving.

But luckily the landed on... I forget, what did they land on/in?
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#889417 - 04/06/09 05:57 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
Hard cement. He died. 7 years later he's reincarnated as:

Timmy was walking to school. Why were the people driving by him in their cars laughing at young Timmy?

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#889447 - 05/06/09 04:44 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: wickedpixie]
ashgray2 Offline
stranger

Registered: 04/06/09
Do you think if the worm dies the worm will be wormed?
I don't get it can somebody answer my question?
If the worm will be wormed what will be the smell of the wormed worm. smile


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#889500 - 06/06/09 02:47 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: ashgray2]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
Are you suggesting Timmy's a worm?

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#889501 - 06/06/09 02:51 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
I have a link I would LOVE to drop here but its not G rated.


It has to do with flatworms and chinese men tied to walls.
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#889505 - 06/06/09 04:30 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
jarle Offline
Lv15 Ranger

Registered: 13/03/07
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
What part of that is a question?
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#889507 - 06/06/09 04:35 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Hahah, I haven't been sleeping much, jarle. Gimme a break. ^_^

Why can't I think of a decent question?
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#889509 - 06/06/09 04:45 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: jarle]
hamamelis Offline
nut.

Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
The questionable part.
Though frankly, it was all pretty questionable.


What were we talking about again?
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If that's okay with you?

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#889513 - 06/06/09 08:51 AM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: hamamelis]
zyonchaos Offline
journeyman

Registered: 13/05/09
Loc: Anglesey, Wales, UK soon to be...
Life, liberty, fruit of the loom and flatworms apparently.

But surely the question is why flatworms and chinese men?
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#889522 - 06/06/09 03:06 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: zyonchaos]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Gibby Haynes might be able to tell you.

I wonder who was in my room last night. Who the hell was in my bed? There must have been a body there I swear I smelled some flesh...
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#889526 - 06/06/09 07:20 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Mother_Natures_Son]
Fun Key Bay Bee Offline
F'shoo!

Registered: 22/03/09
Yeah, I do that sometimes...

My toenails are getting long. Should I cut them?

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#889531 - 06/06/09 10:13 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Fun Key Bay Bee]
Live_in_a_spin Offline
Dude where's my Poi?

Registered: 30/10/05
Loc: neather here nor there
Not without there pemision.

What happened to Timmy?
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#889535 - 06/06/09 10:34 PM Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer [Re: Live_in_a_spin]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
I think he slipped on a worm in the shower and hasn't quite woken up yet.

When should I have another cup of tea??
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