Dearest Pedally Objects, in particular my bike, Marte’s bike, and that pedalo last week.
What did I ever do to you? Bike, we have been together for over ten years. Just last week I took you to the bicycle doctor to have your brakes and chain fixed… how do I deserve this!?
Though the weather is warm my legs are wonderfully smooth and silky thanks to today’s invention of home-made olive-oil-and-salt body scrub, there is no way in hell I can wear a skirt right now because of the huge purple bruises that cover my shins.
Why why why?
Please stop.
Love,
Neph
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Dear 70% cocoa and orange chocolate by Cote D’Or,
Sometimes, late at night, when you are not around, I tremble at the thought of the power you hold over me.
When we are together though, I surrender willingly to your chocolatey embrace.
I love you,
Neph
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