#862872 - 15/05/08 03:39 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: fire.chef]
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Sacrebleu
Registered: 20/07/07
Loc: At the quiet limit
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...there it was. I had almost forgotton how much I loved Marmite; the orchestra of flavours, the tar-like viscosity and the overwhelming yeasty superiority. But nothing, even toast is ever that simple, little did I know...
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Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©
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#862873 - 15/05/08 03:41 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: BurdaA]
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Elusive bearded fire moose
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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...about the wonders of Nutella, which a man in a tux had with him as he knocked on my door. I invited him in and soon....
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O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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#862876 - 15/05/08 11:51 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: natasqi]
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newbie
Registered: 16/12/07
Loc: Exeter, Devon, UK
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....some one had already taken half the jar, but who.
i lived alone.
perhaps it was...
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My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty
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#862877 - 15/05/08 01:17 PM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: j4m35poi]
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glass blower in training
Registered: 14/04/07
Loc: chester / sunderland, uk
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the goldfish, but i thought that he was....
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Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
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#862878 - 15/05/08 01:36 PM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: shocked_prawn]
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enthusiast
Registered: 30/07/06
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in africa searching for his cousin the silverfish, I contemplated....
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I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
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#862880 - 15/05/08 10:49 PM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: natasqi]
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Checking who's online, watching you!
Registered: 31/08/03
Loc: somewhere
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being hit in the face by a mouse trap and going to the freezer for some ice, i didn't realise until later though that...
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you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
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#862881 - 15/05/08 11:09 PM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: fake teeth and glue]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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... aliens had visited me and probed my...hold on one second that might have just been a dream
Thats right I hit my head on ...
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
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#862882 - 16/05/08 02:16 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: DarkFyre]
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crazy mofo
Registered: 15/02/08
Loc: Southport, lancashire
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...the fridge door, and i passed out untill...
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Yo Yo Yo motherfcukers
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#862883 - 16/05/08 02:52 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: fire.chef]
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member
Registered: 03/05/08
Loc: Connecticut
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the stimulating scent of Nutella roused me. I opened my eyes and glanced around, noticing the fridge door still open and my nipples covered in Nutella. That's when I realized...
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DEAD FREEDOM
if you've forgotten how to scream, then scream here and live here
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#862884 - 16/05/08 03:18 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: 0ni]
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nut.
Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
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..I was allergic to nuts, so ...
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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#862885 - 16/05/08 03:52 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: Old-User--25357]
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Elusive bearded fire moose
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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...I took the docs nuts off of me to avaiod the reaction and found out that it was he who ate half the jar of Nutella. I started yelling at him when...
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O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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#862886 - 16/05/08 09:01 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: Poje]
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enthusiast
Registered: 30/07/06
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..all of a sudden the fridge came to life and ate all of my anchovies I....
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I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
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#862887 - 16/05/08 09:05 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: rin_666]
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Member
Registered: 13/05/08
Loc: Southern California
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dove behind the couch and there before my dazzled eyes was...
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#862888 - 16/05/08 09:23 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: Sarah_P]
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Elusive bearded fire moose
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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....a real freakin' leprechaun. I tried to grab him but he jumped out of my reach and...
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O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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#862889 - 16/05/08 10:27 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: Poje]
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newbie
Registered: 16/12/07
Loc: Exeter, Devon, UK
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...through a small portal. i jumped through after him in an effort to steal his gold and lucky charms.
I then realized i was....
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My invisible alligator thinks you look tasty
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#862890 - 16/05/08 10:50 AM
Re: Never Ending Story
[Re: j4m35poi]
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enthusiast
Registered: 30/07/06
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too big to fit through the portal and got stuck halfway through to my horror I then felt....
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I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
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