#845269 - 13/08/08 01:00 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: newgabe]
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in his element
Registered: 29/07/04
Loc: Cambridge UK
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global warming suddenly catches up with the planet, melting the icecaps and submerging the entire planet under water as temperaturtes rise. But at least its good weather for sailing!
I wish I could live for a thousand years
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Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
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#845271 - 13/08/08 10:05 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Hanz]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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You've been fired so it's no longer a problem.
I wish smoking was good for your health.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire 
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#845272 - 21/08/08 07:06 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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smoking suddenly becomes good for you ... unfortunately everybody starts smoking and the worlds supply of tobacco runs out , everyone gets really angry from the come down and world war three starts
i wish i knew all the answers
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#845273 - 22/08/08 01:57 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Registered: 03/03/05
Loc: Bali
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You know all the answers. They are all 42
I wish I wasn't so fat!
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.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
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#845274 - 22/08/08 06:47 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: newgabe]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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you're not so fat ....you're now morbidly obese and can't do anything for yourself
i wish i could have everything i wanted
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#845275 - 22/08/08 07:38 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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Elusive and Bearded
Registered: 02/05/07
Loc: Scottsdale, AZ
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you get all that you wanted which was a single walkie talkie, a jar of mayonaise, and 2 C-sized batteries
I wish....I was driving to Burning Man RIGHT NOW
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O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
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#845276 - 22/08/08 08:56 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Fire_Moose]
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newbie
Registered: 21/08/08
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granted, you drive to a burning man and catch fire yourself.
I wish I could weave
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how far you go has nothing to do with distance.
with time at most.
-Blöf.
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#845277 - 22/08/08 11:12 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Lanaine]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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You can now weave. When you get a chance make me a nice basket or sumthin'.
I wish for the 3 clowns riding small unicycles whilst blowing up balloon animals to haunt Poje's dreams
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#845278 - 24/08/08 11:16 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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Promotionaly Challenged
Registered: 15/07/03
Loc: el paso, tx
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It turns out that Pojes dreams are everyone else's reality and everyone becomes so mad at you that they force you to be the fourth clown for the rest of your life.
I wish I owned a ferret farm.
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
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#845279 - 25/08/08 11:06 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: _VT_]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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You are now the pround owner of a giant evil mutant ferrit farm. Good luck.
I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#845280 - 26/08/08 12:48 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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newbie
Registered: 25/08/08
Loc: Bristol, Penrith for uni
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You get given the Playboy Mansion in a massive competition, however you just get the building in a ruined state.
I wish I could have uncorruptable wishes!
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!
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#868548 - 27/08/08 01:42 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: CPlater1]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/11/07
Loc: I am in a world you do not wan...
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But you cant..... so even this wish blows up in your face....
I wish I wasnt gone for so long.
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Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!
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#868581 - 27/08/08 05:15 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: ACT]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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you wher gone for much longer than you think.
I wish for a purple elephant.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#868644 - 28/08/08 04:08 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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enthusiast
Registered: 08/11/07
Loc: I am in a world you do not wan...
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You get a purple elephant that smells like grapes but puts you in its mouth every chance it gets.
I wish I could write the ultimate zombie movie.
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Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!
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#868792 - 29/08/08 06:51 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: ACT]
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Checking who's online, watching you!
Registered: 31/08/03
Loc: somewhere
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you do, so ultimate that it becomes reality and your brain gets eaten.
i wish for a superman smiley.
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you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!
knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.
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#868796 - 29/08/08 06:58 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: fake teeth and glue]
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newbie
Registered: 25/08/08
Loc: Bristol, Penrith for uni
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you get a superman smiley but it flies off and gets shot by kryptonite.
I wish I had some ultimate poi!
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it most probably is a duck!
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#868882 - 29/08/08 11:59 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: CPlater1]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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You get some ultimate poi and you hit yourself in the head with them and forget how to spin.
I wish for a bottle of Sprite.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#868934 - 30/08/08 03:13 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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The wee little one on the block
Registered: 02/08/08
Loc: Colorado, USA
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You get sprite, but its poisoned and you get sick for three months.
I wish I could live with my beloved sister!!
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My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
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#869031 - 01/09/08 04:18 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: Hanz]
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nut.
Registered: 05/01/06
Loc: Bouncing off the walls.
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An Aussle slang misunderstanding makes you not 'sick' in the good way, so, while you're still not very well, you're no longer cool, and no-one likes you.
I wish my housemate wasn't a rabid animal rights activist..
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THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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#869161 - 02/09/08 05:04 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: hamamelis]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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all animals die .. now your flatmate is a manic depressive
i wish i could sit in full lotus
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#869553 - 04/09/08 10:59 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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You shrink small enough to sit inside a full lotus
I wish I held a wold record.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#869642 - 05/09/08 11:18 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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a 12" single appears in your hand by a band called The Wold (although you probably wanted a world record so corrupted your own wish )
i wish just one of my wishes would come true
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#869861 - 07/09/08 12:06 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Registered: 04/11/05
Loc: Palmerston North
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Your wish does come true but it has been corrupted, so quite frankly the results suck.
I wish I had thumbs on my feet.
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May my balls of fire set your balls on fire
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#869973 - 08/09/08 02:24 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: DarkFyre]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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you wake up bent double with your thumbs grafted to your feet
i wish i had more space ?
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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#869980 - 08/09/08 04:45 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: bodhisattva]
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The wee little one on the block
Registered: 02/08/08
Loc: Colorado, USA
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You have more space.. So much space you get lost and starve.
I wish I could go somewhere
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My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
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#869988 - 08/09/08 05:24 AM
Re: Corrupt a Wish
[Re: WiccanChica]
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my body is a tattooed temple
Registered: 01/06/08
Loc: halifax
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you go somewhere but can't find your way home , and starve
i wish WiccanChica wasn't so bad
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when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
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