Corrupt a Wish

at the dotors you suddenly realise that your doctor must have issues if he calls an enama a shapadoinkle.

I wish that I had some hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.

According to the Modern Dictionary of UK Slang, 'shpadoinkle' now means: long, pointless, and infested with shrews.

I wish the clothes dryer wasn't broken.

Your dryer is fixed, but immediately sabotaged by darkfyre's pounded, fermented tuber taro paste. Leaving you both with nothing but a limp. A real bad one...in both legs

I wish for summer

It's summer but only in tempurture, the earth is moving closer to the sun and it's already getting to be in the 100's everyday


I wish it wasn't getting hot already.

you move to the arctic circle and you never get hot ever again.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

You are well and full of energy bouncing around the house and you have no where to go you are getting so board and restless everyone else is busy

Wish i had friends to talk to

Your new friends are adamant HoPpers

I wish that I had means to buy a new firestaff.

You aquire some really mean people, who buy a new firestaff and play with it in front of you, but won't let you have a turn.

I wish I had a new book to read.

You get given a new book you get all excited you sit down to have a good read as you open the pages your heart sinks its not in english


Wish i could stay in bed all day instead of going to work

you stay in bed all day....everyday...for the next 6 months. Your muscles atrophy and when you finally get outta bed you promptly fall to the ground....can't spin any more either.


I wish blackrose was able to spin again.

she can spin again but only if sombody pushes her around whilst she is sitting on an office chair.

I wish blackrose was able to spin poi again

I can spin I can spin poi again as my office chair twils aronud then it spins to fast and i go flying across the room landing flat on my umum cheeks haha

i wish for a nice hot coffee and a cream donut with jam in it and not so sore cheeks

your coffee burns your mouth, the cream in you donut is off and you landed quite badly on your tails bone.

I wish for a cup of tea

you go to make your cup of tea and the power turns of just as you turn the jug on so you opp for cold tea and your tea bag breaks and you get tea leaves stuck in your teeth then you smile at your new freind

I wish summer will never end

Summer never ends and rains never come again. Soon enough NZ drys out and becomes a desert wasteland Mad Max style.

I wish I could play guitar really good.

you begin to play guitar really good and then promptly get arrested by the grammer police. Now you sit in a cell and cry all day.


I wish Dark didnt have to go to jail for that.

He didnt have to go to jail they punished dark by making him play the flute instead on a main street in underwear shining a red nose

I wish oh i so wish for a sky rocket

it blows up on you like your in a road runner cartoon

I wish I was a cartoon.

You are the cutes cartoon character but the kids don't like you as your to cute and nobody knows you


I wish for fruit cake with marzipan icing with my coffee

you become the aforementioned cake and some sneeky bugger pinches your coffee and eats the cake with it.

I wish my mum could come over here and cook me up a decent feed like she used to before I moved half way around the world.

You got me i cant corrupt that wish as i wish the same

Bugger you hahaha

You become a man and you try to bugger me but I refuse comply with your wish and cut your new manly bits off as punishment for even thinking it.

I wish that blackrose would become her old self again albeit with the memory of 'man pain'.

Hahaha now i have to look that word up befor i can answer

No wish, No corruption

I wish that the blackrose would actually corrupt my wishes and make a wish of her own.

She does, her wishes are so brutal I can't even bring myself to re-iterate them. You are needless to say left a broken, tormented soul, who gibbers wildly about lemons and aubergines. Bad blackrose.. Bad

I wish for a salad, a meaty one.

You get a fresh meat salad......gross....enjoy



I would love to be bound and gagged and thrown into the trunk of a car.

Your in the trunk gas fumes make you high as they open the trunk you see the most beautiful person you have ever soon your heart beats fast you have to have this person the two of you start to get passionate as you blood starts to boil you come down from your high you open your eyes and its a gorilla shock horror

I wont to clime the highest mountain and scream I'm here

The scream sets off an avalanche and you end up at the bottom of a vast crevasse screaming I'm here HEEELLLPPP!!!!!


I wish there were no parking inspectors.

All parking inspectors get run over and they put a camera on every parking site and we have to pay more in fines to pay for cameras

I wish my ass didnt get sore sitting in my computer chair for hours

HAHHAHA so many places I could go......


Your ass doesn;t get sore from sitting in a coupter chair all day. Your ass has turned INTO a computer chair and you have to roll everywhere you go, Once when you were rolling down a big hill you hit a rock and went tumbling, oh it was funny.